The Games of MXC

-Elimination Idol-

In Elimination Idol, contestants must sing a song worthy of acceptance of Simon Bowel & Andy Jackson. The only times as of now Elimination Idol is shown was in the Adult Entertainers vs. Home Improvement and Novelty and Gift Industry vs. Death Industry.

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Now let's take a look at contestants from Adult Entertainment vs. Home Improvement.

Contestant 1: Clay Bacon- Porn Director =Porn Team=



Clay Bacon is the first performer up on the stage. It doesn't go well for Clay, as he is man handled by Andy Jackson.
Lyrics Unavailable

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Second Contestant: Kelly Markson- Plumbing Lubricant Marketer of "Come Again Putty" =Home Improvement Team=.



Kelly Markson shows us she has some real singing talent. It seems that Simon Bowel actually enjoyed her song. On the other hand, Andy Jackson didn't like it too well, grabbed Kelly, and got a hard old bitch slap from Simon.



LYRICS
Ahhhhhh AAhhhhh....
Whenever we go out you never look me in the eye..
Always staring at my breasts are you creepy or just shy
Haven't heard from you since the last time I phoned ya
And told you my nipples were shaped like Balogna.

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Third Contestant: Josh Jarhead- Provides Erectile Enhancement Medication for the Senior Adult Performer =Porn Team=.



We first see Josh saying he dedicates his song to mom. Kenny also comments his mom used to sing this song to him. Josh sings the song Conjugal Visit, and according to Vic, Josh is singing "above the key and below it at the same time". The goon crowd was really into the song, and Kenny comments on how he hopes they don't riot. When it's all said and done, Josh gets some harsh comments from Simon including that he's heard better music coming from two dogs mating. Ouch... don't think that's a win for the pornsters. Andy then shows this erectile the door to loosertown.

LYRICS

Open- This is dedicated to Mom...
Come into my cell and breathe in my smell
I can't take the banging from my cellmate named Del.
I need a Conjugal Visit! A Conjugal Visit!!
Take off your clothes and I'll show you my hose
No one will know cause the doors will be closed
I need a Conjugal Visit! I need a Conjugal Visit!

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Forth Contestant: Ben "Reuben" Sandwich- Certified Cesspool Assessor from Brownsfield, Texas. =Home Improvement Team=



Ben comes on stage and sings about his summer winds. His song sounds swingy and it seems the goons like it. As Kenny states, "He's sounds like all of those dead Vegas dudes". Once the song is over, Ben gets the good life when Andy and Simon both enjoy his song about the stinky stuff of love.

LYRICS

Open- Here's a song about my summer winds..
You smelt it I dealt it it's love that won't drift away
When you wake up you dig and big sniff and you're hungry for a little bit of lovin'
And then I lay out a flatulent riff and you're ready for my warm Dutch Oven!
Llllllight my gassy flame
Ain't love a stinky game?
That sound you hear is just love in the air, it's turgent it's smelly, it's love from my belly
Come on baby, take a great big whiff of meeeeee!

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Fifth Contestant: Mort Cavrone =Death Industry=



Mort comes on stage singing a grungy song about him being a necrophiliac. Let's just say he won't have to worry about that for a while, as the bad boys smear black all over his face.

LYRICS

I don't care if you're old, as long as you're dead, and covered with mold
and lying in my bed,
I'm a NECROPHILIAAAAC!