The Games of MXC

-Dash to Death-

Dash to Death- A personal favorite of mine, and also Kenny's, players must navagate the obstacle course leaping, jumping, bouncing, swinging, dodging, falling, and getting hit by the nasty nards of doom. Contestants may also use their third legs in this event. Let's take a closer look at this awesome game.



First, players must get past the Zygotes, people dressed as weird aliens. They are seen at the first of the course, and manning the nards of doom, and the red dragon.



After the Zygotes, players have to run on a conveyor-like pad. This doesn't stand out much, but when some contestants fall, you'll see them drift back.



After the initial shock of the Zygotes, one of the little guys tumbles a giant boulder down at your head. Vic and Kenny refer to this rock as "The Brain Scrambler". This has caused players to fall into the grinder, and the water. It has claimed many contestants.



Then comes the Grinder. It's a giant rotating device with 4 arms coming out to try and stop contestants. They have to leap over these arms if they hope to survive. If they fail they're ground down like ground beef.



Players must then bounce off the trampoline called the "ejaculator" and land in the Contraceptive Sponge Bin.



As if the Zygotes didn't do enough already, they have to throw a huge "Angry Dragon" at you. This is similar to the Nards of Doom we'll see later.



The contestants then must jump onto a spinning platform with 2 extensions for feet room. This looks like the hardest part of the game to me.



One of the last tests the people have to face is the dreaded "Nards of Doom". They are 3 huge balls dangling from ropes that the zygotes push at you before you get to the Ropey Strand. Players have been known to get Blue Balled quite often, and also some of the guys just manhandle those nards.



If any of the contestants get this far, they have to get their greasy hands on the Ropey Strand- a big rope with a handle that contestants must swing from to the last platform. The last platform is an elevated platfrom you can only get to from the floating platforms in front of it.



And last but not least, that final look into the camera if you were one of the lucky ones. Here we see Phil Johns was lucky enough to get through the whole course. Way to go man!

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Dash to Death was first seen in:

Donors vs. Addicts