Ralph's Good Stuff
(quotes, and other gibberish from everyone's favorite co-star of the Simpsons. . . Ralph Wiggum)
I've decided that there is a person so great that he shall have his own personal section. So let it be said , so let it be known. . .
Was President Lincoln ok?

And when the doctors said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life

Lunchlady:
At last the world is safe, eh Fallout Boy?
Ralph:
What's the lunch tommorow
Director:
Next!
Ralph:
Chicken Necks?

Principle Skinner and Mrs. Crapapple were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

They taste like burning.

Wait mister! You're drinking a candle

Hi Lisa, Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers, Hi Liar

When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University

Bye witches! Thanks for not eating me

He's gonna smell like hotdogs

Ralph: Mr. Simpsons the tar fumes are making me dizzy
Homer: Yeah, they'll do that

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restuarant

more to come. . .
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