(supposed facts, quotes, and other gibberish you might not know)
It is illegal to "Fed-Ex" yourself across the country
"Cornbread, ain't nothing wrong with that" -Chris Rock
The average sneeze travels at 100 mph
"So I said 'Rectum? Damn near killed'em' " -Chris Farley
The odds of being hit by a meteorite are better than getting hit by lightning
"Cry havok and let slip the dogs of war" -(I don't know, could someone tell me?)
There has never been a NCAA Men's Basketball Final Four of only #1 seeds
"You're a nasty bastard and your mama said so" -The Big Bossman
There is a point in an elliptical room where every conversation can be heard
"Organized religion is a crutch for the weak minded" -Jesse Ventura
The ABC song and "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" are nearly the same song
"Children are to be seen and not had" -Jerry "The King" Lawler
Despite popular belief, wookiees are gentle creatures
"Who so must be a man, must be a non-conformist" -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Bruce Wayne is really Batman
"Friends are people who you think are your friends, but really your enemies" - Marshall Mathers aka Eminem
Coca-Cola has a sweeter taste than Pespi, making it more favored by children.
"Any dream worth having is a dream worth dying for" -Charles Francis Xavier
Perfection is only possible with math problems
"Saved by the giant robot" -Roy Harper
There is no Rum in a Rum Runner
"You can't coach that!" -Announcer from NFL2K and NFL2K1
4:20 comes from police code for possesion of a narcatic
"Money don't mean to much to me, cause money can't buy me love"
-The Beatles
Food left unattended is community property
"I hate you Kenny" -Eric Cartman
Pineapple Orange flavor Oreo-style cookiees exist
"I like the one where the mouse kills the cat" -Homer Simpson
The super-hero Wolverine's real name is James Howlett
"Crack a window!" -Space Ghost qouting Steven Wright
"Damn those big titties" -Dave Chapelle
"Shout me a holler dog" -Ben Stiller in that P. Diddy video
"Why you gotta be wasting my flava. DAMN." Seth Green in Can't Hardly Wait
"Toolshed" -Ash from Evil Dead 2
"Mraw" -My cat Sock-O
"Ninja kick the damn rabbit" -Michaelangelo
The world record for distance in projectile vomiting is 27 ft.
The approximate melting point of an M&M is 98.6 degrees
Banging your head against a wall for an hour burns 150 calories
