5. "GUTTER IS A TOOL" -Droz to crowd
4. "At least we trashed yer car, ya screamin' preppy asshole" -Dave to Rand
3. "My Johnson is 12 Inches Long" -Raji's idea for the band's name
2. "Can you blow me where the pampers is?" -Old lady to Gutter
1. "You're wearing the shirt of the band yer going to see? Don't be that guy!" -Droz to Gutter
TOP 5 OFFENSIVE WORDS OR TERMS
5. HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT
4. FUCKIN' BITCH!
3. DONKEY RAPING SHIT EATER!
2. BARBARA STREISAND!
1. FUCK!
TOP 5 TOP 5s
5. TOP 5 LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET
4. TOP 5 LIFE TIME ACCOMPLISHMENTS
3. TOP 5 SONGS THAT RESEMBLE MY LIFE
2. TOP 5 PEOPLE WHO'S NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER "T"
1. TOP 5 REASONS TO DRINK
TOP 5 MEMORIES WHERE MATT DARDEN WAS PRESENT BUT NOT THE FOCUS
5. The party I was introduced to roofball
4. Superbowl 2002
3. "Would you like an order of toast", "No, I'm trying watch my weight"
2. Sitting on the couch at the sidelines during St Johns Homecoming Football Game
1. Wrestlemania X8
TOP 5 PIECES OF EVIDENCE THAT PROVES I HAVE NO PRIDE
5. Yelling at random people on the street of St. Johns for no reason
4. The "police tape"
3. Dancing in front of Doc and Chris' apartment
2. Randomly body splashing snow banks last winter
1. My car
TOP 5 STORES IN THE MALL
5. Time Out
4. KB Toys
3. FYE
2. Barnes and Noble
1. Clem's Collectables
TOP 5 PLACES TO GO WHEN BORED
5. Bed
4. Celebration Cinema
3. Mount Pleasant
2. The mall
1. Luke's apartment
TOP 5 BALLADS (THE VALENTINE'S DAY LIST, DESPITE IT WAS 6 DAYS AGO LIST"
5. Fuck Her Gently - Tenacious D
4. I'm a Believer - The Monkees
3. Crazy Little Thing Called Love - Queen
2. One - U2
1. Everlong - Foo Fighters
TOP 5 T-SHIRTS I OWN
5. Green "Tournament 41"
4. "Not Your Kid"
3. Long Sleeve "Dragon"
2. "Stupid People"
1. "Security"
TOP 5 REASONS I HATE WORKING AT THE KNIGHT CAP
5. Windy tries to hug me all the time
4. I'm a dishwasher
3. The people my age won't hang out with me
2. My Dad's my boss
1. Even if she would, I can't date Rachel
TOP 5 SIDE 1, TRACK 1s (The Rob Gordon Tribute)
5. Gorillaz, G-Sides - 19-2000 (Soulchild Remix)
4. Nirvana, In Utero - Serve The Servants
3. Beck, Odelay - Devil's Haircut
2. Metallica, Metallica (The Black Album) - Enter The Sandman
1. Nirvana, Nevermind - Smells Like Teen Spirit
TOP 5 REASONS I'M A LOSER
5. What? (ask my dad about that)
4. I buy T-shirts at concerts knowing I'll never being able to wear them
3. I'd risk a friends life but not my cat's.
2. Main hobbies: Video Games and Comic books
1. I just am
TOP 5 BEST CONCERTS I'VE ATTENDED
5. Horde Festival - Sunday July 27, 1997
4. Goo Goo Dolls with Tonic - Saturday October 16, 1999
3. Metallica, Ted Nugent, Kid Rock and Sevendust -Friday December 31, 1999
2. Beck with Ben Folds Five and Sean Lennon -Tuesday June 2,1998
1.(with a bullet) Weezer with Tenacious D and Jimmy Eat World - Thursday December 6, 2001
TOP 5 NAMES FOR MY FUTURE SON/DAUGHTER
5. Alexander/Alexandra
4. Marilu
3. James
2. Stephanie
1. Logan
TOP 5 PEOPLE WHO'S NAME START WITH THE LETTER "T"
5. Ted Nugent
4. Todd MacFarlane
3. Ted Kennedy
2. Tony Danza
1. Ted Dibiase
TOP 5 IDOLS FROM A MOVIE
5. Peter Parker from Spider-Man (HEY!! Just cause it ain't out yet DOESN'T disqualify it)
4. Rob Gordon from High Fidelity
3. Randall from Clerks
2. Preston Meyers from Can't Hardly Wait
1. Brodie from Mallrats
TOP 5 FAVORITE SUPER-VILLIANS
5. Carnage
4. Thanos
3. Sabretooth
2. Magneto
1. The Joker
TOP 5 FAVORITE MOVIES
5. Fight Club
4. High Fidelity
3. Can't Hardly Wait
2. Mallrats
1. PCU
TOP 5 NOMINEES FOR VILLAGE IDIOT
5. John Kus
4. Al Snow
3. Leon Orweller
2. Doc Love
1. Homer Simpson
TOP 5 LIFE TIME ACCOMPLISHMENTS
5. One word: Bulldog Frome
4. Spraining my knee in a one man mosh pit
3. Quitting McDonald's twice within 3 months
2. Getting Loy Voight's autograph on my Pistons' tickets
1. Eating 3 pounds of spicy chicken wings when Nate could barely eat one wing
TOP 5 FAVORITE NEW MUSIC ACTS FROM THE LAST 5 YEARS
5. Alien Ant Farm
4. Staind
3. Double Fisted
2. Eminem
1. Godsmack
TOP 5 FAVORITE WRESTLING MATCHES
5. Shawn Michaels vs. Razor Ramon, Wrestlemania 10
4. Macho Man Randy Savage vs. Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat, Wrestlemania 3
3. Goldberg vs. DDP, Halloween Havok '98
2. Mankind vs. Undertaker, King of the Ring 98
1. Triple H vs. Cactus Jack, Royal Rumble '00
MY TOP 5 FAVORITE BANDS
5. They Might Be Giants
4. Metallica
3. Beck
2. Stone Temple Pilots
1. Nirvana
MY TOP 5 FAVORITE SONGS
5. Brainstew -Green Day
4. Jackass -Beck
3. Big Empty -Stone Temple Pilots
2. Lithium -Nirvana
1. Creep -radiohead OR Everlong -Foo Fighters
TOP 5 MOVIES TO WATCH WITH THE GUYS
5. Chris Farley Movies
4. Monty Python Movies
3. Evil Dead Series
2. Can't Hardly Wait
1. PCU
TOP 5 THINGS I REGRET
5. Nothing
4. Nothing
3. Nothing
2. Nothing
1. Nothing
TOP 5 SONGS THAT RESEMBLE MY LIFE
5. J.A.R. (Jason Andrew Revla)- Green Day
4. Sick of Life- Godsmack
3. Fool on the Hill -The Beatles
2. Loser -3 Doors Down
1. Creep -radiohead
TOP 5 SONGS I LIKE TO CHILL TO
5. Fiction- Orgy
4. Yesterday- Beatles
3. Strawberry Fields Forever- Beatles
2. Smells Like Teen Spirit- Nirvana
1. Creep- radiohead
TOP 5 SUPER-HERO POWERS I WANT
5. Phasing
4. Controlled Self Combustion (Human Torch)
3. Telepathy
2. Adamantium skeleton and claws
1. Telekinesis
TOP 5 WRESTLING FINISHERS
5. Walls of Jericho/Liontamer- Chris Jericho
4. Crippler Crossface- Chris Benoit
3. Roll of the Dice- Reno
2. Chokeslam to Hell- Kane
1. Spanish Fly- Al2k2
TOP 5 SAMUEL L. JACKSON MOVIES
5. 187
4. Star Wars: Episode 1 The Phantom Menace
3. The Negotiator
2. Jacky Brown
1. Pulp Fiction
TOP 5 THREE STOOGES
5. Larry
4. Joe DeRita
3. Shemp
2. Mo
1. Curly
TOP 5 PLACES TO SEE A CONCERT IN MICHIGAN
5. Pontiac Silverdome
4. Van Andel Arena
3. Breslin Center
2. The Palace of Aurbon Hills
1. Pine Knob
TOP 5 REASONS TO DRINK
5. Sometimes, it just feels right
4. Do you really need a reason?
3. It makes otherwise boring situations fun
2. To quote Homer "Alcohol: The cause and solution to all life's problems
1. If ya can't get laid, it just might help
TOP 5 PEOPLE THAT JUST PISS ME OFF
5. Whitey (sorry Matt)
4. The Rock
3. Little preppy bastards that think I won't squash them
2. The idiots I work with
1. Madonna
TOP 5 CATCHPHRASES FROM THE GUYS
5. Kick his ass Sea Bass - Billy
4. Bob, from accounting - Harte "Matty"
3. Slap nuts - Doc
2. Get a job! -Nate
1. Bulldog Frome - Alec, me
TOP 5 LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET
5. D
4. C
3. E
2. L
1. A
TOP 5 NONSEXUALLY USES FOR CONDOMS
5. Scuba helmets for action figures
4. Water canteen for desparate situations
3. Real cool way to hold change
2. Latex is good for making slingshots
1. Wedding decorations
TOP 5 SODA POPS
5. Anything that is orange
4. Anything from Faygo
3. Mountain Dew
2. Pepsi
1. Wild Cherry Pepsi
TOP 5 ALIEN SPECIES
5. Trandoshan
4. Hutts
3. Klingons
2. Greys
1. Wookiee
TOP 5 NAMES FOR A DOG
5. Spike
4. Spot
3. Rover
2. Ed
1. Dog
TOP 5 GUITARISTS EVER
5. Jimmy Page
4. Carlos Santana
3. SRV
2. Eric Clapton
1. Jimi Hendrix
TOP 5 THINGS NEVER TO SAY TO A GIRL YOU JUST MET
5. "I see your turkeys are done"
4. "Wanna see my weird eye trick"
3. "Can you blow me where the pampers is"
2. "Gimme some sugar baby"
1. "Hung like a hamster"
TOP 5 DAYS OF THE WEEK
5. Monday
4. Thursday
3. Sunday
2. Friday
1. Saturday
TOP 5 THINGS TO COME FROM HBO
5. Dennis Miller Live
4. Dream On
3. Oz
2. The Sopranos
1. Any comedy special from Chris Rock
TOP 5 SONGS OF ALL TIME
5. Loser- Beck
4. Highway to Hell- AC/DC
3. Yesterday- Beatles
2. Stairway to Heaven- Led Zepplin
1. Smells Like Teen Spirit- Nirvana
TOP 5 FAVORITE WRESTLERS
5. Sting
4. Diamond Dallas Page
3. Big Show
2. Mick Foley
1. The Undertaker
TOP 5 FAVORITE SUPER-HEROES
5. Howard the Duck
4. Ultimate Spider-Man
3. Wolverine
2. Nightcrawler
1. Batman
