Welcome to C.I.C. -The Cactus Identity Crisis

You are either here because you have an identity crisis and seeks help, or because your finger slipped as the mouse happened to pass this link. (A subconscious choice.)

But you have come to the right place!

You see, here we ALL have identity problems. And when you leave this place, I promise you you'll be in so much self denial you won't answer people who calls out for you.

This is where you'll find out what category you belong to, you are either a Cactus, a Mussel, a Slug or something even worse.

If you go to the "Ask Us" section, you can read about others with similar problems, and how they either bounced back up or broke right down.

In the "No concern of yours" section there are some excellent suggestions for what you needn't worry about.