The History
The SNERT is regarded as the Achilles heel of the person that frequents internet chat rooms as Mr. SNERT was captain of the school football, cricket and rugby team, was always seen with a beautiful girl on his muscular arm and is obviously the owner of the expensive dressy shoes that Mr. Under achiever (AKA I�m reduced to trolling the Internet for sex) desperately wishes to be in.
However the SNERT or to use his proper tile, the Purveyor of Truth and justice, isn�t in the room to rub salt into very deep wounds; he is there to pass on the secrets of a successful and rewarding life to those that were not so fortunate.
In offering this free advice, this outstanding pillar of community life is sacrificing valuable time that would normally be spent working with any of the numerous charities that he is involved with. Although these charities undoubtedly improve the standard of life for so many and are consequently considered a humanitarian priority, he notices your desperate plight and against all the odds somehow manages to arrange his diary to accommodate your hopeless needs.
In summary, people who troll the Internet for sex view the purveyor of truth and justice as a gooseberry who jeopardises their already slim chance of finding a shag.
Obituary to Our Fallen Brothers
Capital Font - The Myths
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