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Dear <enter the name of your ISP here>
I am writing to you regarding �ladies of the information superhighway� who advertise their despicable and ghastly services online.
Although I sleep at night knowing that your fine organisation is undoubtedly taking every imaginable action to eradicate these diseases from your system, I have unfortunately noticed that these trollops have adopted a new tactics in that their public profiles, that once upon a time only contained the address of their substandard web site, now contain details of the �services� they provide.
Therefore being an honest, hard working, god fearing and respected member of your ISP, I am obviously �duty bound� to point you in the direction of the transgressor. Hence, I hereby report the screen name <enter the HO�s name here>.
Further to the above, I would like to know if your online guide department has any job vacancies? I am particularly interested in under cover career opportunities where I can, for want of better words, �grass more of these unsavoury characters�. I am available to initiate this Online Operation as soon as a suitable salary has been negotiated.
<enter your name here> Purveyor of Truth and Justice Pillar of my local real time community Charity worker Definitely not a snert And if I was a snert, I don�t know Ciggs Rotten. |
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