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Have you ever been vigorously purveying truth and justice in an Internet chat room, only to be interrupted by a rude ill-mannered trout faced bubble butted ho touting for business? 

Then use the following template to report her carcass to your Internet Service Provider.
Dear <enter the name of your ISP here>

I am writing to you regarding �ladies of the information superhighway� who advertise their despicable and ghastly services online.

Although I sleep at night knowing that your fine organisation is undoubtedly taking every imaginable action to eradicate these diseases from your system, I have unfortunately noticed that these trollops have adopted a new tactics in that their public profiles, that once upon a time only contained the address of their substandard web site, now contain details of the �services� they provide.

Therefore being an honest, hard working, god fearing and respected member of your ISP, I am obviously �duty bound� to point you in the direction of the transgressor. Hence, I hereby report the screen name
<enter the HO�s name here>.

Further to the above, I would like to know if your online guide department has any job vacancies? I am particularly interested in under cover career opportunities where I can, for want of better words, �grass more of these unsavoury characters�.  I am available to initiate this Online Operation as soon as a suitable salary has been negotiated.

<enter your name here>
Purveyor of Truth and Justice
                                         Pillar of my local real time community
                                         Charity worker
                                         Definitely not a snert
                                         And if I was a snert, I don�t know Ciggs  Rotten.
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