| Tremble before my advanced page layout of GRAY BOXES! Nobody can make a page as advanced as this one is; it's beyond their power! |
| Poll of the Day Which block of school do you hate the most? + 1st Block + 2nd Block + 3rd Block + 4th Block |
| Breaking Headline News (All the muck thats fit to rake) |
| Another Lame Riddle If a cat always lands on its feet, and if toast always lands top-down, what side will a cat with toast on its back land on? Cat side Toast side Neither (click one) |
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| John's Page of Indescribable Horror |
| A Lame Riddle Click on the statement that is a lie. 1. The sentence below is true. 2. The sentence above is false. |
| The Imagination Center: Fun for the whole family! ...Go on. Use your imagination. |
| [insert tumbleweed] |
| Do YOU have any suggestions, ideas, or helpful info that might help this site? If so, please contact this link! SUGGESTION BOX |
| The Search Engine Net "plaque conspiracy", metallica What is the Search Engine Net? It's a dirty way to capture net searchers by typing in words that are likely to be used in a search. The engine will find the words here, and bring the fools to my crappy site like moths to a flame! Unfortunately, this being a school site, I am unable to type the words most people would type (you know what I'm talking about. *wink wink*) Therefore, the net has been replaced with this text-wad. |
| Use the Net-Mirror! |
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| Wow! That's the ugliest block I've ever seen! |
| [lowered self esteem] |
| Space for Rent |
| Because so few people come to this site, I decided to reward you, my humble viewer, with a fantastic gift. CLICK HERE to claim your wonderful prize! |
| The Tiny Box [expand] "" """ """"" "" "" """ " "" "" " ""|" "" "|" " """"" ""|" "|" """ """" """" "" " "" " "" "" """ |
| The current Death Count: |
| Coming to this site won't kill you. But it has been proven that at least a part of you dies each time. |
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| The Photo Dispenser Many photos. Too many, perhaps. They are also disturbing. DO NOT ENTER! Photo-Box (click here to enter!) |
| What? A secret message?! You deserve a reward! You won't get one, of course. But you deserve one. |
| The Animation Center Home to some of the .gif's that I have made instead of doing classwork. Violence abound. Animation-Box (click here to enter!) |
