The Tiny Box   [click to shrink]
Gaze in awe at The Tiny Box, located at the meaty center of my website!  With tons of garbage steadily flowing into my site, there was no room for this box in the middle! (if you ask me, the news box is a waste of space) What is The Tiny Box, you ask? I don't know. Don't worry, though. I'll figure it out soon enough. Methinks it will be like the rest of the site, only much much smaller.
The Box of Wisdom

Gather 'round, children. You have much to learn.
1. Time's never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
2. If "practice makes perfect," and yet "nobody's perfect," then why would you  practice?
3. Live hard, die young, and leave a gigantic corpse.  That is the American way.

...okay. That's all the wisdom I know. Sorry.
It's the magic text-box!


...You call that magic?! Bah!


               This is a waste of your time.
                We all know it.

Who knows what hidden text lies within...
What I Know about these Classes

Wait a minute, you're telling me that my website is actually only one part of a larger website that has to do with the business department of some backwoods high school?  ...and you go on to say that my website should therefore have some sort of information related to the work I do in class or the lack thereof?  Get out. Now.  We don't like your type around here.  I don't need some bigshot telling me what information I am legally bound to put on my website!  [self destruct sequence activated]
More to come?

Yeah. I plan on putting on some more stuff to rot your mind, including:
+ Pointless Powerpoint
+ Crudely drawn characatures
+ A maze of some sort
+ Some form of contacting me
+ ...Real backgrounds? Naahh...
+ ...Some form of graphic art? Um... no.
+ A website with at least one redeaming feature added to it!
(like that last thing would ever happen)
The Hypothetical Box

If you were the luckiest person on earth...     LUCKY YOU

If an idiot ran the website...
THE DUMB ZONE

If Yahoo ran the website entirely...
NIGHTMARE REALM
...
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If I knew what this box was for, I'd probably type in it.
                                           ...oh. I see.
This box is  to be used for the common good. (not)
Soon to come:
...full of good old-fashioned fun!
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