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"Uh...Nevermind. I thought I saw something."
--"This sucks. Let's get drunk."
He then drew out a pistol, and upon realizing that it was made of plastic, began to cry.
...hey, this isn't a walnut. It's a mouse brain. WHY, PLANTERS, WHY?!"
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| Photos with caption. Yup. So many to make fun of, that they get their own page. Take that into consideration boys and girls--if you want on this website, you must be so incredibly massive that you need a separate page, just like the photo dispenser did. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| What people did before television | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| "Hey! Look! A shooting star!" --"Where?" "Uh...Nevermind. I thought I saw something." --"This sucks. Let's get drunk." |
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| Nobody, not even the family therapist, knew what he saw when he wore the glasses. His face went blank, and he entered a trance. After removing them, he told tales of horrible mechanical men with metal clamps for hands. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Little Tommy knew that the only language the Space Banditos understood was a crude one, a language named "violence". He then drew out a pistol, and upon realizing that it was made of plastic, began to cry. |
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| "Oh boy! My favorite snack--walnuts! ...hey, this isn't a walnut. It's a mouse brain. WHY, PLANTERS, WHY?!" |
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| Not unlike the tragic story of the passenger pigeon, the biplane was once a flourishing species thought to be in endless supply, until its extinction in 1912 when poachers wrecklessly killed every one. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| When you bury someone in the sand, please consider the tides. Someone you bury at low tide might not be there when its high tide. Well, they don't exactly go anywhere. They just die. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Back beast, back! [Go back] | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Where these photos come from, I cannot say. I found them deep, deep within the misty jungles of old files, in the back of my computer. I do not know who saved them or how they came to be, but many have left behind the name "Corbis". It must be the true owner of the photos, so I suppose they are getting credit. The captions are 100% mine, which explains why they can be so lame. [self-destruct sequence activated] | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||