The answer is simple: human meat-shields.
...oh, wait. That's the intercom light. Sorry about that, passengers."
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| It's a... uh... kinetiscope. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Thomas Edison patened hundreds of inventions. Shown here is the first telephone design. Needless to say, Edison was totally ****ed up while designing it. When he came to his senses, he slapped the name "kinetiscope" on it and sold the useless thing to a foolish investor. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Some people do not understand why drummerboys marched in front or what they did. The answer is simple: human meat-shields. |
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| And so, the two great warriors fought to the death. For days they battled, until finally the child became victorious over the five-legged dog. His enemy slain, he slowly walked into the sunset. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The enormous letter "A" was complete. Now all they needed were two letter "S"s. Only then would the astronauts be able to see from space what we thought of them. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Into the Wild Blue Yonder | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| ...And so she flew up, up, and away, up into the sky above on her mission to be the first woman to live in space. Of course, back in 1902 when this shot was taken, nobody knew that being in the void of space causes matter decompression. She exploded, of course. But nobody here on Earth knew that. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| With a snap, the elusive venus strollertrap claimed another victim. Little Joey would never be heard of again. This goes to show, you shouldn't put babies in strange strollers that you don't know. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Pilot: "The fuel light is on!!! The fuel light's on!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! ...oh, wait. That's the intercom light. Sorry about that, passengers." |
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| The giant vacuum cleaner was back again, and this time it would take no prisoners. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| It has come to my attention that other web pages have copied my idea of giving inappropriate captions to black and white photos; namely, other web pages on this (multilogan) site! Fear not, for these offenders shall be brought to justice through a nonviolent, peaceful * approach. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| * correction: replace the prefix non- with the word extremely, and instead of the word peaceful, insert the phrase "blood explosion extrordinaire." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| AAAGH! MY EYES! Take me back! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||