*Muffins looks up and smiles*
Hello listees I hope all is... well... mwa..haha....hahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!! *she falls into a fit of coughs*
*Blush hits her on the back a couple of times and then looks straight at the camera*
Listen up, Listees. We've got Spot. Keep watching if you ever want to see him looking half-way decent again.
I have a feeling that some of you don't believe we have him. Well, I'll give you proof that you can't afford to ignore. *she holds out a sling shot with a smile* How can you ignore proof as solid as that!
*Muffins looks at Blush questioningly*
Why don't we just show them Spot? Wouldn't that be easier?
*Blush looks astonished, stuttering*
Because...well.....uh.....you know..........it's just not.........evil enough.........
*Muffins snickers and motions the camera over to the right. Spot can be seen clearly, tied up in the corner with a gag in his mouth*
*Blush clears her throat and the camera moves back*
We don't ask for much, but if we don't receive it we will be forced to do horrible things to him....like...
*Muffins buts in*
....Like painting his toenails and dressing him up in spandex!
*Blush glares at Muffins and then turns back to the camera*
Yes, we are not above such terrible tortures as these. But do not worry, what we ask for is a small pittance compared to the looks of one man.
*Muffins holds her hands out proudly*
Look! Its a cat's eye!!
*Blush sighs and takes the string from Muffins hands*
As I was saying we don't ask for much, all we ask for in return is three cheese sticks, a bag of Jolly ranchers and a jar of orange marmalade. If we do not receive these things in the next 48 hours....you can kiss your precious Spot goodbye!*she goes back to sharpening her knife*
*Muffins puts her hands and fingers together in front of her*
You're probably wanting to know why we would do such a thing. Well if you want to know the truth.....*a big evil grin fills her face* it's because we can!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! That and I like marmalade!
mwaha...........haha.......hahahaha.............hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! *she falls into another fit of coughing*
*Blush looks up one last time*
Remember you have only 48 hours to comply with our demands, or you'll never see Spot again.
*the screen goes blank and the tv shuts off*
If you don't really care about the listees, but are curious as to what happened to Spot, click here.
If you don't care about the listees *or* Spot, and all you can think about is going to the kitchen to get a snack, click here.
If you want to go somewhere else, you're on your own. Good luck.