Do YOU have any grey poupon?? hehe. Dis site rules, girlies! It's
great. I wanna grow up to be just like you!!! *smiles like a
two-year-old* HAHA! But guess what?? SNODDY AND I HAVE
TAKEN PETER HOSTAGE!!! Give us what we want, and perhaps he
will be returned to you safe and sound...OR NOT!!!
MWAHARHARHARHARHAR!!!! *runs off with Snoddy and Peter in a
L.L. Bean backpack with the initials "Mle" in it*
*Muffins slowly looks up, grinning evilly*
"OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOO SHIIIIIIIIMMER!" she calls, laughing softly. "Payback time has finally come." she then laughs harder, continuing her cat?s cradle all the while.
*suddenly, the whole room lights up. Muffins looks over her shoulder and glares at Blush*
"I was using that for dramatic affect, you ninny!" Muffins yells, slightly disgruntled.
*Blush looks sheepish and flicks the light switch back off, then runs to join Muffins in the spotlight*
"Give ?im back, Shimmer!" she screams. "You stole my Peter! My beloved
Tork-ster! You CANNOT have him! You took him and I want him back! You..."
*Muffins calmly holds out her hand, silencing Blush*
"Now, remember what we talked about before hand, Blush," Muffins turns back to the list. "Yes listees, we?ve done it again, but this time it?s personal!! We have kidnapped Snoddy and we won?t give him back until our demands are met!"
*maniacal laugher ensues as Muffins snaps her fingers, motioning for Snoddy to be brought forward* *Muffins sits contently playing cats cradle as Ladybug slowly brings forward a struggling Snoddy*
"Help me guys! You?ve got to get me away from these people!" Snoddy calls out in terror as he is brought to the front of the room, "They?re mad I tell you MAD! They?ve done horrible things to me like.."
*Blush runs back to Snoddy, her eyes not quite sane*
"Shut up, or I?ll shut you up!" she yells holding up a hand threateningly, bringing Snoddy the rest of the way to the front.
"Blush," Muffins calls out turning around, "I told you no hitting or....." Muffins suddenly notices Snoddy, "WHAT?!?!?! What have you done to him?!?!?"
*a much bedraggled Snoddy is brought forward, shying away from the light. Muffins reaches out and wipes something off of his cheek*
"Makeup! Is this makeup!?!" Muffins takes a closer look at him, "And is
that my BLUE DRESS!?!?!?!?! What were you thinking, Blush?"
*Blush looks intently at Snoddy?s face*
"You?re right," she says. "I should have put him in your green floral summer dress. It would have matched his eyes better."
*Muffins growls, her cat?s cradle now in knots*
*Blush holds a terrified Snoddy in front of her as a shield*
"You told me I couldn?t hit him! I had to humiliate him SOMEHOW, or it just isn?t as much fun!"
*Muffins sighs shaking her head*
"As I was saying....We will not give her....I mean him back until ALL of our
demands are met."
*She pulls a list from her back pocket and then clears her throat*
"First and most importantly, we want a tub of cottage cheese. And not one of those small ones either. Preferably large curd but I could...."
"MUFFINS!" Blush interrupts. "What do you mean, most importantly?!? We?re
doing this for Peter! We?re trying to get Peter back!!"
*Blush starts sobbing and whining pitifully*
"Oh, Peter! I want Peter back! Peter! *sniff* Peter!"
*Muffins sighs*
"Ok, fine....First we require that Peter Tork be returned to us in our guest book by Shimmer. Second and just as important, a large tub of cottage cheese. Preferably large curd, but I could settle for.." Blush nudges Muffins, who blushes... "Ummmm...yah, we want cottage cheese. Third we would like a barrel of Swedish fish and fourth a can of cheese wiz and a package of crackers."
*Blush jumps in to clarify*
"MILD cheddar cheese whiz, and Triscuit crackers."
*She studies the listees? faces to be certain they understand*
*Muffins looks at the listees, her evil grin filling her face*
"If these demands are not met, I will no longer restrain Blush from Snoddy and the consequences will be on your heads!"
*manaical laughed ensues once more as Muffins turns her attention back to her cats cradle*
Who cares about what the listians said? What happened to Snoddy?!
Who cares about Snoddy? I want to read your collection of
Misheard Newsies Lyrics!
