The misheard lyrics will be coloured in red, and the correct ones will be in a fantabulous early morning bluish-green. Exciting, no? I'll also have each of them listed under the song that they were in, for those of you that get easily confused. Hopefully this will help you out a bit.
Hey bummers we got work to do
For a buck a night
For a buck I might
Heel the proposition
Kill the competition
Try Bartelelly or the harbor
Try Bottle Alley or the harbor
Try any beggar, bum, or barber
Try any banker, bum, or barber
God save my soul
God save my son
I likes lemon chancy
I likes living chancy
We need a good ass and a nation
We need a good assasination
Mother, daughter, father, son
For a dream a night's the only time a day
For a Dreamer night?s the only time a day
Even the seventh scene
Even at 17
Deadlines and the deadlines in between
Headlines and the deadlines in between
Each nighty night till three
And the world will feel the fire and finally know
And dey're kissed in blood
And I can't stand blood
Send out the call and join the fray
Once were divided, we were united
Broncs we'll be ridin', if we?re united
Wrongs will be righted, if we?re united
Lousy with stature
Well how 'bout that
When I'm at bat
R.E.E. the dental treatment
I gotta be either dead or dreamin'
Jackpots are shooting
Flashbulbs are shootin
Flashpots are shooting
I'm one high pollutin'
I?m one high falutin'
Sometimes they live in the street
Sometimes the living is sweet
Put on my vest
Put on my best
Medda, the waters are turning away
Medda, the voters are turning away
You ain't got a noose on my dear
You win some you lose some my dear
A couple of dumbasses must not have joined er sumptin
Name of the game is folly gay
Name of the game is volume, Dave
Different view on everything
river view and everything
Anyway, I'd like to take this time (and space) to give thanks where thanks is due. Thanks to Moinks for getting this all put together. And thanks to the Newsie Mailing List for putting up with us. And a special thanks to those girls that sent in their misheard lyrics and quotes.
ACE/TINO, BEE, SCORCH, DAMSEL, FIDDLER, JIFFY, SHAMROCK, GEN, MOCKIN? BOID, MOINKS
If YOU have any misheard lyrics or quotes, SEND 'EM MY WAY and if they're different from the one's already posted, I'll make sure to put them up, so that the whole world can laugh at your stupidity, as you have laughed at ours. Just kidding. Or am I? Dun dun Duuuuuuuuun.