*a spotlight lights up a small circle in the middle of the room, where Blush and Skittery stand, smiling smuggly*
"Oh, this is too good," Blush laughs. "Snoddy makes a very attractive drag queen, don't you think?
*Skittery looks at his watch*
Blush continues, getting to the point. "The hours are ticking away, and Peter still isn't back home where he belongs, SHIMMER!!! YOU must sign our guestbook again, apologizing, and returning Peter. Time is running out. I can't wait until Muffins let's me have my way with Snoddy."
*Skittery looks at Blush, shocked and a bit hurt*
"I don't mean it *that* way, Skittery! Get your mind out of the gutter!"
*Skittery blushes, and Blush looks back at the listees*
"Ooooh, this is too, too good. Come, Skittery. Until we can beat the crap out of Snoddy, let's go kick Les."
*kicks Les*
"After all..."
*kicks Les*
"I am the founder and president of the Kick Les Club."
*kicks Les*
"What's that? You think I'm a disturbed, psychotically-violent, freak of a Newsies fan?"
*pauses to think about this*
"Well...you're right."
*kicks Les*
"But only when Peter is taken from me. I want him back, or... you haven't seen the last of me."
*maniacal laughter ensues, until Muffins voice can be heard from the hallway, shouting, "Blush! Why is the spotlight on? What are you doing in the Ransom-Room?"*
*At which point Blush gets a very panicked expression on her face, and runs away, Skittery in tow*
*the spotlight flicks off, and all is quiet*
Bye alls!!!!!!
Muffins, crusader for the Holy Pants of Herman
As you may know, Muffins and I kidnapped Snoddy a few weeks ago. We asked for a few things in return, and most of you have graciously given us these things.
However. The most important thing was that Peter Tork be returned to the
Muffins and Blush guest book by Shimmer. Shimmer was in the middle of
moving, and was unable to find out about this. So we were as kind as we
could be to Snoddy. Except for the times when I dressed him up like a
woman, and then that one time when Lady Bug and I covered him in peanut
butter and marshmallows. Muffins *still* doesn't know about *that*!
Anyway, Shimmer, darling, you're back now. And I still have no Peter Tork
in my guest book. No more Ms. Nice Blush. Below you will find a picture.
By viewing this picture, you will see that I have taken my evil powers and
shrunken Snoddy's head. Then I cut it off. You'll notice that I can hold
it in the palm of my hand with quite a bit of ease.
Now, so as not to alarm any of you, I'd like to mention that I have a 48
hour 'rewind period'. So, I'll make one final deal with you, Shimmer. You
will send Peter and a very sincere apology to the Muffins and Blush
guestbook, which can be found at our site,
www.geocities.com/muffinsnblush/index.html
If this is accomplished within the next 48 hours, I shall return Snoddy to
normal. If it isn't, well... I'll have a fun Snoddy head to play hacky sack
with. Mwhahahahaha!!!!
I'll go now. Remember, listees, 48 hours. I would suggest everyone
emailing Shimmer personally, so that she knows for sure that this is going on. *I* would email her, but that just takes so much time! And I kind of *want* a Snoddy-head hacky sack. Muffins and I need something to entertain ourselves when we're not being evil.
Have a nice 48 hours! I know *I* will.
Blush
