08/22/01 04:20:15 PM
Who goes there?
*SOB* Shimmmer *hiccup sniffle*
What is the Title of your
Web Site:
IT DOESNT MATTER, YOU'VE TAKEN SNODDY ANYWAY!!!!
A Description of your Web
Site:
*sob* It WAS about Snoddy, but since *weep* you've taken my baby away, it's not about aaaaanythinggggg!!!! WAAAAH!!!!
How did you find this Web
Site?
I've been here before, you beasts.
Who is your favorite
Newsie?
SNODDY!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!?!
Who is you favorite
Monkee?
I like them all, but *sniff* I have a special liking for Peter. *Sniff sniff* That is why I took him...*feeble smile*
Who would win in a fight,
Muffins or Blush?
I don't care!!! You're both meanie heads!!!!
Why did the chicken
cross the road?
To find Snoddy!!! BOOOOHOOOOO!!!!
EEEEWW!! Whats that
smell? *looks at signer*
It's YOU! cuz you STINK!
What is the meaning of
life?
Finding Snoddy.
WhatWOULD the world be
like without Cpt Hook?
Horrid, because he couldn't help me find Snoddy.
Do you know the way to
Santa Fe?
Up your butt and around the corner. EH!
Do you have any
questions for us?
Why? WHY?!?!?!?!
Finish the sentence,
Muffins and Blush are...
Dumb poopie heads who take pleasure in taking other people's best friend/sidekicks! PPPBBBBBBBTTTTTTTHHHHHHHT!!!
Do you have any
comments?
*In mad hysteria* FINE! HERE! HAVE PETER!!! SEE IF I CARE?! *throws a perfectly fine Peter back at you* Now, give me back Snoddy. Well, actually, I'd appreciate it if you'd REATTACH HIS HEAD. Thanks. And if I don't receive Snoddy within the next two hours, I'm sending my dear friend Cpt. Hook out to get you! HA!
*shuffles off crying still*
They took Snoddy, those lil boogers!!! Didja read that post they sent
out a few days ago? Didja? Didja?! THEY TOOK SNODDY AND CUT HIS HEAD OFF!!! I swear, if his head ends up on a Pez dispensor...
ANYWAY!
I gave Peter Tork back, already! Sheesh, what do I have to do?! I met
your demands, now GIVE SNODDY BACK!!! If you don't, not only will I
steal back Peter AND the rest of the Monkees, but Snoddy lovers all
over the list will unite and eat you both, Muffins and Blush!!! SO THERE!
~*~*Shimmer*~*~
Since Muffins and I held Snoddy from the whole list (especially Shimmer, but everyone else as well), it is only fitting that I return him now, to the whole list.
Last night I shrunk his head and then cut it off. I gave Shimmer 48 hours to return Peter Tork to the Muffins and Blush guestbook. She has done this. I don't particularly remember hearing an apology though. That doesn't mean there *wasn't* one, it merely means that I only got three hours of sleep last night, and I'm not remembering things very clearly.
But whether there was or wasn't an apology, it is time to return Snoddy. I have reversed my evil, and put his head back onto his body. There is a picture attached to prove this. The stitches can come out in 6 to 8 days. Sorry about the bloody lip. He wasn't being a very good patient. I had to hit him a couple times. Can *I* help it if I don't have anything to numb the pain of all of those stitches?!? Egads! He didn't have to scream like that!
So anyway, listees, here is your Snoddy. Thank you for the assorted food products you gave Muffins and I, and thank you, Shimmer, for returning Peter. No hard feelings, I hope?
*turns to Skittery*
Come, my friend. Let us to the Blush-mobile! Away!!
*Blush and Skittery hop into a very Blushy looking car, with a very happy Peter Tork at the wheel. They drive off into the sunset, and all is well in newsie-land. Until next time...*
Blush (and Muffins, but she's on vacation.)
