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VOLUME III || ISSUE 4 || MARCH 29, 2006

Accountability a Must At JBU

Express Your Caprilibilites!

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Express Your Caprilbilities!

In a provocative move, SAC will soon start engaging the JBU community with Caprilbility a new edgy program that will start in April. Caprilbility stands for capability in April. In a recent press conference, SAC said that they wanted the student body to question what their capabilities were. In order to achieve this goal, there will be several activities that students are encouraged to participate in. Among these activities, there will be several seminars held out in the quad for maximum attendance that students can go to that will focus on their capabilities. At these seminars, students will fill out capability tests that will let them know what kinds of capabilities they have. These tests will describe your capabilities in the most efficient way�by animal (owl, zebra, salmon, aardvark), and color (electric blue, gamma ray green, radioactive red, oligarchy orange). SAC has also gotten a capability chapel week scheduled where we will have the privilege to have Dr. Mcflurgerson-Howlerson who teaches Psychocapability at Glermonski University to speak at JBU. Dr. Mcflurgerson-Howlerson is also the creative design behind the capability tests that we will be used at the seminars. If we have willing spirits, Dr.Mcflurgerson-Howlerson will leave a capability revival the likes that none have ever seen. The bottom line is that we should all be at these seminars, because our lives will be impacted in a new revolutionary way.

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