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With that said the
scene opens at ringside as HWA commentators John Travis and Hardcore
Addict are sat at ringside.
Travis: Hey
everybody, we're back into the full swing of things here at the HWA
and tonight promises to be one heck of an evening for
wrestling...it's not one you'd want to miss Paul.
Addict: I
told you Travis, it's Addict...Hardcore Addict...but yes, you're
right Travis. I don't agree with you on most things but this
is going to be simply amazing. Did you see what Mozza did to
Armageddon last week? Ha!
Travis: Yes
I did. Here's a VT for anybody that missed last week's Grand
Royal Rumble.
A video
reviewing last weeks final moments is shown where Armageddon is
taking care of business and set to win the Title when Mr. Mozza
interrupts the show and calls an end to the match, stating that
AxeVille and Armageddon will square off for the Title...TONIGHT!
Starfuckers by Nine
Inch Nail's hits over the sound system and a flash of pyro ignites
around the Moz Tron. The crowd cheer as Car Wreck appears at
the entrance way. He begins making his way to the ring.
Travis: Now
here's a guy with a bright future. He certainly lifted a few
eyebrows at last weeks event Addict.
The Shocker
announces him into the ring, followed by his opponent Lee Blaze
Bass.
Lee 'Blaze' Bass
vs. Car Wreck
Bass enters the
ring and and removes his pink robe. Their is a slight size
difference in the two men, but the smaller, Car Wreck walks straight
up to Bass and squares up to him. Bass begins to bad mouth Car
Wreck but he doesn't seem intimidated. Out of nowhere Bass
pushes Car Wreck who falls backwards but rolls straight back onto
his feet. Again Car Wreck walks straight back up to Bass...but
no! a right hand.
Bass opens up with
elbows to the head, backing car wreck against the ropes. Bass
sends him off the ropes...Car Wreck hits the ground and slides
through Bass' legs. Bass turns around and walks straight into
a spinning heel kick in the kisser.
Lee Bass staggers
back to his feet and Car Wreck immediately nails him with an
overhead belly-to-belly suplex with ease. Car wreck runs off
the ropes...leg drop in the middle of the ring.
1...2...kick out!
Car Wreck scoops
him up...backs him against the ropes but Bass reverses the whip
sending Car Wreck against the ropes. Car Wreck ducks the
clothesline and responds with a Hurricanranna out of nowhere.
Car Wreck quickly applies a modified front face lock...and
wait...Bass taps out...Bass taps out.
Shocker: And
the winner, by submission...Caaaaar Wreck!
The fans cheer at
Car Wrecks quick victory although he doesn't encourage
it.
Travis: Well
that one was over before it even started. Lee Bass was
completely outclassed here by the promising Car Wreck.
The scene cuts
backstage where a vintage Aston Martin black car pulls up in the car
park. The camera pans in as the door opens. Out steps a
well dressed Jeremy
AxeVille in
what looks to be his best dinner jacket. AxeVille has a
confident look on his face.
Axeville: Park
it over by Armageddon's rusty Fiesta Courier van please (throwing
the keys at his driver).
Becki Johnson comes
running over to him.
Becki: Jeremy,
Jeremy...a word please...
AxeVille: No
comment. (Raising his nose in the air and walking into the
building).
Becki: But
Jeremy, what about your big...
We cut back to
ringside.
Addict: Okay...I
love this. I've just had word in my ear that this next bout
has been made a fatal 4-way bout.
Travis: What?
Who off? Addict:
Just a little
monkey. First man to score a pinfall wins, and becomes the HWA
Euro-Continental Champion. The
kings of wrestling hits over the PA and out walks a confident
looking Hall to a scourge of boos from the on looking crowd.
Following Hall is Jimmy Thunder, he enters the squared circle to the
sounds of Kid Rock. The lights fade to black and Fury of Hell
is announced as the third competitor... Shocker:
and finally
introducing our fourth competitor...Necro Butcher... The
familiar sounds of Bad to the bone begins to blast out when suddenly
it's interrupted by Starfucker's by Nine Inch Nails. Pyro
explodes around the Moz Tron and Car Wreck storms out from the
entrance way. The other three men look on confused. Travis:
Well I guess
the butcher must have forgotten to role play this week or something. Hall
vs. Jimmy Thunder vs. Fury of Hell vs. Car Wreck (Euro-Continental
action): The
bell rings and the action begins. Hall and Jimmy Thunder
immediately search each other out and begin exchanging blows.
The tiny Car Wreck isn't intimidated by Fury of Hell and is showing
that by issuing him with multiple kicks to the body. Fury of
Hell is only momentarily stunned and proves this by tossing Car
Wreck like a rag doll into the turnbuckle. Car Wreck covers up
as Fury of Hell is unleashing rights and lefts in the corner. Meanwhile
Jimmy Thunder, much to the delight of the crowd has the upper hand
over Hall. Thunder whips him against the ropes, lowers his
head but Hall kicks him straight in the face. Hall gets
himself back together and executes a powerful clothesline to Thunder
sending him over the top to the outside. As
Fury is continuing his assault on Car Wreck, Hall cheap shots him
with an elbow to the back of the head. Hall smashes Fury's
head against the opposite turnbuckle, before scooping him up for a
suplex in the centre of the ring. Hall
is showing off to the crowd but he will be wishing he hadn't as Car
Wreck kicks him in the gut followed by a double underhook suplex.
Hall staggers to his feet and Car Wreck drop kicks him over the top
and to the outside. Hall
thinks he has time for a breather only Jimmy Thunder is straight
onto him, smashing Hall's cranium against the commentary desk.
Thunder tosses Hall into the steel barricades protecting the
crowd. Thunder takes a run at Hall but Hall ducks performing a
back drop over the railings sending Thunder into the crowd. Car
Wreck has Fury of Hell in a sleeper hold, desperately trying to wear
him down. Fury is having none of it and backs into the
turnbuckle. Fury turns around and scoops Car Wreck onto the
top rope. Meanwhile
on the outside Hall and Thunder remain slugging it out around
ringside. Fury of Hell is going to suplex Car Wreck off the
top, but no...Car Wreck stops it, tossing Fury of Hell to the
mat. Car Wreck stands on the top rope and is looking at
Fury...but no, his attention is turned to the brawling Thunder and
Hall on the outside...Car Wreck executes a perfect moonsault nailing
both men to the ground on the outside. Car Wreck is back in
the ring...a hard right hand from Fury of Hell sending him to the
ground. The referee is unsure of the rules and begins counting
Hall and Thunder out.
7 - 8 - 9 - 10! Fury
of Hell just looks at the referee. Travis:
Well...what's
happened here? The referee for some reason has used a
count-out against Hall and Thunder...so who's the Champion?
The rules stated the first person to defeat another opponent wins
the Title. The
referee seems to realise his mistake and raises both Car Wreck and
Fury of Hell's arms in the air. Shocker:
The winner and
new Euro-Continental Champion... The
referee shrugs his shoulders as Car Wreck takes the Title from his
arms. Car Wreck raises the belt in the air to a pop from the
crowd. Fury looks shocked and responds with a big boot to the
face of Car Wreck. Fury of Hell is screaming insults at Car
Wreck before snatching the Euro-Continental Title and leaving the
ring. Hall,
Thunder, and Car Wreck all are standing in the ring looking up the
entrance way as Fury of Hell storms off with the Title in his hand. Addict:
Who's the
Champion? Travis:
I don't
know. One thing I do know is Hall and Thunder will not be
happy with the individual who made this a fatal 4-way. The
referee really has confused the situation here... Commercial
break. Travis:
Welcome back
folks. Strange events there, but I've been assured by the
office that there will be NO shananigans in this next bout as we
introduce you to tonight's main event. Hopefully we'll get 1
Champion crowned here tonight Addict. Addict:
Indeed we
will. This is it Travis. I think the favourite here is
Armageddon. What he did to AxeVille last week...was about to
powerbomb his ass, and oh my. But then again...AxeVille did in
reality win the Rumble by tossing Armageddon over the top rope. Travis:
He won nothing. It's
going down begins to play and the crowd instantly boo as Jeremy
AxeVille appears in the entrance way. His hair tied back
neatly with a band and a snobbish look across his face.
AxeVille slowly makes his way to the ring soaking up all the
boo's. Travis:
Well earlier
today he couldn't stand the boos when he tried to buy the crowd with
five grand. Now it doesn't seem to be affecting him. Addict:
Focus! AxeVille
is in the ring awaiting as Tearing Away hits and the crowd cheer as
Armageddon storms out the entrance way. Armageddon looks
pissed and he is quickly stomping to the ring. AxeVille is
standing unphased in the centre of the ring nodding with a smile on
his face at Armageddon. Just as Armageddon enters through the
middle rope, AxeVille exits by sliding under the bottom
rope. Armageddon
is signalling for AxeVille to get in the ring, but he's in no
rush. Time is passing as the referee tries to get AxeVille to
enter the ring. After a couple of moments Jeremy AxeVille
sheepishly enters the ring. The referee begins to explain the
rules to AxeVille...no problem. The referee walks to
Armageddon and starts to tell him the rules...suddenly AxeVille
dashes towards Armageddon...Armageddon ducks an attempted cheap shot
and AxeVille smashes into the turnbuckle and bounces straight into a
clothes line from Armageddon (Crowd cheer). Armageddon
scoops his limp body up, SLAM! Armageddon bounces off the
ropes and executes a jumping leg drop to Jeremy AxeVille. 1...2...Shoulder
up. Armageddon
whips AxeVille into the corner and connects with a huge
splash. AxeVille falls to the mat dead. Armageddon picks
him up and tosses him over the top rope to the outside. Travis:
That's 1-1
Addict. Both
men are on the outside and Armageddon scoops up AxeVille in his
arms...smashing his back into the ring post. Armageddon lifts
Jeremy AxeVille above his head but suddenly AxeVille rakes the eyes
and drops to the floor. Jeremy
AxeVille is quick to seize the moment and executes a chop block to
the back of Armageddon's knee taking him to the floor.
AxeVille executes a couple of stomps to the knee as the referee
tries to plead with AxeVille to get back into the ring. Jeremy
tosses his opponents body back into the ring. What's this,
AxeVille has a chair and enters the ring with it. Armageddon
is on his feet as Jeremy AxeVille smacks him between the eyes with
the chair. The referee grabs the chair and tosses it out the
ring and begins to warn AxeVille. Travis:
Well the
referee is going to let a few things go in this one following the
disappointment from the last Title bout. AxeVille
is sat on Armageddon's chest unloading fist after fist to the
skull. Jeremy bounces off the ropes and nails Armageddon with
a drop fist. One...two...three...No...Armageddon
kicked out...just in time. AxeVille
goes to whip Armageddon against the ropes, Armageddon ducks a
clothesline and comes flying back with a back elbow knocking Jeremy
AxeVille to the floor. Both men catch their breath before
exchanging blows in the middle of the ring. Obviously
Armageddon gets the upper hand. Armageddon grabs AxeVille by
the throat...he's going for a choke slam...No...AxeVille kicks
Armageddon in his knee releasing the hold...forearm uppercut from
AxeVille. AxeVille
knees Armageddon in the mid section and then rakes his eyes.
AxeVille takes Armageddon down with his legs and delivers an elbow
drop to the knee. Addict:
Smart move by
AxeVille. Taking the match to the ground, and taking the crowd
out of it. Listen to them...nothing...this is why the mans a
self-made millionaire you know. Jeremy
has Armageddons leg and executes knee drop after knee drop.
AxeVille cant resist a smarmy little grin towards to crowd as they
boo. AxeVille has his leg and goes for a figure of four...as
AxeVille spins on his foot, Armageddon kicks him in the arse sending
AxeVille shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Jeremy AxeVille
looks in some pain as Armageddon hobbles back to his feet. AxeVille
staggers towards him...trademark sidewalk slam from Armageddon in
the centre. Armageddon doesn't have the energy to get the
pinfall. Armageddon pulls himself to his feet...bounces
AxeVille off the ropes...BIG BOOT! (Crowd cheer). Travis:
Ohh, it looks
like its over for the little rich boy. Armageddon
signals it's over and places AxeVille's head between his legs.
Armageddon gives the signal...END OF DAYS! Addict:
No...Armageddon
hooks the leg...come on Jeremy! ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE............................ TWOOOOOOOOOO............................. THR..................WAIT!
From under the ring, a man pulls the referee under the bottom rope
breaking the count. The man punches the referee in the face
knocking him out cold. Armageddon is oblivious until he
wonders where the three count is. Armageddon looks around
before setting eyes on the man on the outside. Travis:
That's...that's
The Bounty Hunter. Armageddon
walks over to the ropes and leans through the middle...Armageddon
grabs The Bounty Hunter by his hair, but suddenly The Bounty Hunter
sprays something into the eyes of Armageddon. Armageddon
staggers backwards holding his face. Travis:
No...that
looked like a can of mace spray. Armageddon
is stunned and Jeremy AxeVille produces his tenth wind to
pathetically roll up Armageddon from behind. The Bounty Hunter
tosses the groggy referee back into the ring...the referee slowly
makes the count. One...Two...Three. We have a new HWA
Heavyweight Champion. (The
crowd boo as AxeVille rolls onto his back). Shocker:
The
winner...and NEW HWA Champion of the World...Jeremy...AXEVILLEEEEE! Travis:
Lousy son of a
gun...he's obviously used that $5000 he had earlier to pay The
Bounty Hunter off. AxeVille
has come round and been presented with the Title as The Bounty
Hunter as exited through the crowd. Jeremy AxeVille is back to
his feet and makes the referee put the belt around his waist.
Jeremy AxeVille raises his arms in the air and quickly exits the
ring. The
scene cuts backstage as catches The Bounty Hunter collecting a brown
envelope from inside a cubicle in the toilets. The cameras
follow The Bounty Hunter as he gets into his car and
leaves. Back
at ringside AxeVille gives a wave to the crowd as he exits
ringside. Armageddon is beginning to come round and looks up
at the Moz Tron from the ring. It shows Jeremy AxeVille being
helped out into the car park by his private butler. His butler
is assisting Mr. AxeVille over to his bentley. AxeVille spots
Armageddon's truck parked next to his as instructed...Jeremy
AxeVille scrapes the HWA Title across the side door of the car
leaving a huge scratch before being assisted into his Aston
Martin. The
scene fades showing an enraged Armageddon staring at the Moz Tron.
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