| Movie |
Star Rating |
Comments |
| The
Quiet American |
3 |
Barely
recommended due to a slow first act. This is getting of lots of good
reviews, Michael Caine is nominated for Best Actor, but I didn't find it
all that compelling. |
| The Guru |
2.5 |
There
are apparently only three romantic comedy plots available and they have
been purchased, trademarked and chopped into chunks by the Lego's
Corporation. Screenwriters can then easily just check out the pieces
they want to use and assemble them into their own movie. This one
includes the ever popular "I really love her but am afraid to tell
her" part and the "rush to the wedding just in time to declare
previously unannounced love to the world so as to steal her away from the
groom" piece.
|
| Confessions
of a Dangerous Mind |
2.5 |
This
is based on Chuck Barris' book where he chronicles his boring rise to
stardom as creator of The Newlywed Game and creator/host of The Gong
Show. His book also mentions that he killed 33 people as a hit
man for the CIA. Yeah, right. Obviously thrown in to add
some oddball interest to a boring plot, but Roger E. comments in his
review:
"As for myself, I think he made it all up and never killed
anybody. Having been involved in a weekly television show myself, I know
for a melancholy fact that there is just not enough time between tapings
to fly off to Helsinki and kill for my government."
DUH!? As if we need Roger's TV experience to know that Barris obviously
made up the spy stuff.
It didn't work for me, the only saving grace is George Clooney's
direction, a great debut.
|
| Roger Dodger |
3.5 |
A
very small film, now showing in one theatre in Chicagoland (Vernon Hills),
I was one of two customers on a Saturday afternoon. Filmed on a tiny
budget, and criticized for dim lighting and questionable camera work, it
was infinitely more enjoyable than watching The Hours.
Roger is a lonely jerk, but he is a very clever jerk, he has a way with
words that works at his job as a marketing copy writer, but fail him in
life.
|
| The Hours |
2 |
I
have never seen such incredible performances in such a bad movie. The
three lead actresses (Streep, Kidman and Moore) do a marvelous job at
serious angst, but the dialogue is endlessly drab and sleep
inducing. Depression is a depressing topic; without any
redemption, recovery or solutions it is more depressing. I haven't
seen so many people walk out of a movie since attending The Royal
Tenenbaums.
NOTE: the title is based on the perception of the amount of time the
first scene takes to unfold.
|
| The Pianist |
4 |
The
more I think about this film, the more I appreciate how great it is.
It tells an incredible story, not so much of the pianist himself,
but rather the events that he was surrounded by. He wasn't a hero,
merely a victim. He survived; but not by force or ingenuity, merely
through the good graces of others and a bit of luck. He was a pawn
in a game that we can only hope never gets played again. We were all
shocked on 9/11/01. During World War II, everyday was September
11th.
|
| Narc |
3 |
Gritty
film about very angry cops doing anything and everything to solve the
crime and put the bad guys away. Governor Ryan would have them back
on the street in a heartbeat.
|
| 25th Hour |
3.5 |
The
story line is the most important part of a movie to me, I feel that a
great plot with serviceable direction can result in a good movie.
25th Hour is an example of excellent direction and performances so
intriguing that a thin story is immaterial. This is in strong contrast to
Gangs of New York which couldn't overcome its lack of plot
complexity. Edward Norton is excellent, as always, in the lead
role and Philip Seymour Hoffman is great in his usual 1st team nerd
position.
Roger feels the ending is weak, but I think it offers us two and allows
us to make the choice.
|
| Chicago |
3 |
A
film about Chicago, with the title of Chicago, filmed, of course, in
Canada. But that doesn't matter, 95% of the movie is indoors, the scenery
is supplied by the dancers. I am not a big musical fan, but this has
a little bit of Moulin Rouge in it, and I liked it.
|
| About
Schmidt |
3.5 |
A
sometimes sad and sometimes funny look at what is, and isn't, important in
life.
I wonder what this movie would have been like without Nicholson in the
lead role. Not that it wouldn't have been as good, it might have
even been better, but it would have been so different. Jack is such
an icon that he overwhelms every scene he is in, even when he is
silent.
|
| Maid in
Manhattan |
3 |
A
modern remake of Cinderella, and like Two Weeks Notice, even though
you know what's going to happen, it is still enjoyable.
|
| Evelyn |
3 |
My
third "based on a true story" in a row, and second featuring a
family unification, Evelyn is predictable, but well done.
|
| Antwone Fisher |
3.5 |
A
touching film about an orphan struggling to put his past behind him by
rediscovering it.
Written by Antwone Fisher and based on his life, it proves the adage
that everyone in Hollywood has a screenplay. Antwone was
working as a security guard at Sony Studios when director Denzel
Washington "discovered" his story.
|
| Catch Me If You Can |
4 |
Spielberg
redeems himself in 02 with two top ten movies (after a disappointing 2001
with A.I.). In the hands of any other director this would
still be a fun movie but Spielberg adds his special touch to every scene
and, as always, gets the most from his actors. I enjoyed DiCaprio
much more here than in Gangs of New York, it is amazing how he can
look and act 16 years old in one scene and 30 the next.
|
| Adaptation |
3 |
If
August Ferdinand Möbius and M. C. Esher got together to write a screen
play, this would be the one.
|
| Two
Weeks Notice |
3 |
After
6 hours of screen violence the previous two days (Gangs and Two
Towers), I
needed a break. Two Weeks Notice is just what you expect, the
standard romantic comedy, with plenty of wit. It's not laugh out
loud funny, but clever and amusing enough to recommend.... (and not
one head split open with an axe!)
|
| Gangs
of New York |
2.5 |
This
is one of those movies that I didn't really enjoy while watching, but
appreciated after thinking about it more. But it is just too long
and moves too slowly in the first 90 minutes to recommend.
The story is simple, six year old Amsterdam Vallon watches his father
die at the hand of the notorious Bill "the Butcher"
Cutting in a brutal gang fight. Amsterdam is raised in an
orphanage and returns as an adult (now played by Leonardo DiCaprio)
to, according to Ebert, "begin a scheme to avenge his
father". But that's the problem with the story, he doesn't
scheme to do anything, he just shows up and hangs around. We all
know he is going to kill Bill, but Scorsese takes forever to get
there.
A redeeming quality is the performance of Daniel Day-Lewis as Bill, he
is the highlight of every scene he is in and is sure to get an Oscar
nomination for best supporting actor (but he will lose to Gollum, see
review of The Two Towers, below).
|
| Lord
of the Rings; The Two Towers |
3.5 |
All
three in the series were filmed together in a 15 month period, then they
went to work on the special effects. The extra time for the second
installment paid off, this is a wonderful film to look at. The
story also works better than the first, as it more self contained (I
thought the first suffered from a weak ending)
The star of the show is clearly Gollum, a fully realized, authentic
character that makes Jar-Jar Binks look like a sock puppet.
And therefore, this is the official kick-off of my "Gollum for Oscar Campaign".
The obvious question; How can a computer generated movie character be
nominated for best supporting actor? Of course he can't, winners
have to be human (semi-exception for Roberto Benigni). But what
really contributes to an Oscar winning performance? Obviously it's
not just the work of the actor. What about the contribution of
the screenwriter, director, editor, make-up artist, and special effects
crew? Actors have stunt men perform some of their scenes, voices are
dubbed by other actors (Mecedes McCambridge for Linda Blair as Regan in The
Exorcist), and body parts are removed (Lieutenant Dan's legs in Forrest
Gump). So why not Gollum, he showed more emotion
than Clint Eastwood has in his entire movie career (and Clint HAS been
nominated!).
|
| Analyze That |
2.5 |
A
sequel true to rule number one of sequels; don't do anything creative,
simply copy the original - every - step - of - the - way (see Men in Black
II).
Despite the repetition, there are funny scenes, and the outtakes during
the credits are hilarious.
|
| Star
Trek: Nemesis |
3 |
For
ST fans only, this is a pretty good one, but it still amazes me that
Data's skin has to look like it has four pounds of make-up smeared all
over it.
|
| Empire |
2 |
Here
is a bad film that fails due to poor direction. I checked IMDB.com
to see who the culprit was and found that not only is this Director Frank
Reyes' first film, it is his first anything. No TV, no commercials,
and I don't think he played with a Super 8 when he was kid. Maybe he
should regroup and start there.
|
| Equilibrium |
2 |
This
is a science fiction with the premise that man's inhumanity to man is
caused by emotion. The answer? All citizens are drugged every day to
remove all emotion. Stupid idea? Yes, and a stupid
movie. Since the premise didn't fill two hours they added
Matrix-like, kung-fu, ammunition heavy, shoot-em up scenes every ten
minutes. Don't bother.
|
| Frida |
3.5 |
A
nicely made biography of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo, highlighting her
on-again off- again partnership with husband, mentor, and antagonist Diego
Rivera (a well known artist in his own right.) They have a bit of
Forrest Gump in them as they travel the world hobnobbing with the likes of
Nelson Rockefeller, Picasso and Leon Trotsky. An intriguing story
that sent me to the web to learn more about the
couple.
|
| Far From Heaven |
3.5 |
Denise
knew nothing about the film, but caught "the gimmick" 30 seconds
in; "The credits look just like a '50's movie!". A 50's
movie indeed, from the credits to the cinematography to the acting to the
sets but mostly in the attitudes; --Kid "Aw Sheesh
Mom" --Mom "Now you watch your mouth young
man!"
But what makes the film interesting is how the backdrop of white bread, Leave it to Beaver, "perfect" America is layered
with real problems and how suddenly the characters start to act in a
non-50's manner.
|
| Solaris |
3.5 |
Some
will call it slow, I would prefer deliberate. Unlike a Bruckheimer
edit-fest (average cut every 6.7 seconds), Solaris gives you time
to think, and it is so well done that you think about the meaning of the
movie (not how much you lost in the stock market that day.)
|
| The
Emperor's Club |
3.5 |
Kevin
Klein is excellent as the history professor whose ethics are
unshakable...most of the time. This is a story about dealing
with personal moral dilemmas; it is cleverly crafted to show us the black,
white and gray of human ethics.
|
| Die
Another Day |
3 |
The
latest Bond adventure had me fooled for the first act, I thought we had a
serious, taut thriller in the works. Our hero is captured and
tortured, a little bit too much reality compared to the campiness of your
typical Bond fest. But then we return to the formula, and the fans
relaxed and settled into the usual array of Bondisms: the witty double
entendres, the "pick up the cool new weapons scene", and of
course; the laser satellite weapon that will endanger the world (now we
have Bond stealing from Austin Powers, who stole from Bond). It is a
typical and enjoyable adventure, filled with over the top
action.
One thing I realized about Bond, he never does anything to figure out
who the bad guy is, or to really investigate the "plot to rule the
world". Someone else points him to the evil one's lair, he
shows up, sneaks in, get captured, escapes, then does it all over
again. In the last escape all the bad guys get killed.
Another day, another Bond movie.
|
| Harry
Potter and the Chamber of Secrets |
3 |
Harry
2 is very well made, every scene is meticulously staged. The effects
surpass H1. I have not read the books, and don't know if the movie
story follows it faithfully, but the pace of the story seemed too steady,
there was no story arc with the traditional three acts.
|
| Auto Focus |
2.5 |
Bob
Crane led a dreary life, and the film is a dreary look at it.
Although filled with sex, it is not sexy, and in the end, was he worth
making a movie about?
|
| 8 mile |
2.5 |
Eminem
does an ok job of playing Eminem in what is essentially a classic sports
movie. Just substitute the final Rap competition for the traditional
final football game (or baseball game, or boxing match).
|
| Femme Fatale |
4 |
In
the fine tradition of The Game, Run Lola Run and Memento,
this cerebral thriller is a must see twice movie. Anything else I
say will take away from the experience, so see this quick (because so few
people are, it will be gone soon). This is the best movie I have
seen so far this year.
|
| The Ring |
2.5 |
I
certainly liked it more than Roger did, but this is not one to make a
special trip to see. Wait for video.
|
| I Spy |
3 |
Forget
the TV show, the only similarities are the character names. This is
certainly not high science, but has some very funny scenes and is worth
the price of a matinee ticket.
|
| Abandon |
3 |
Directed
and written by Stephen Gaghan, the writer of my favorite movie of 2000 (Traffic), I
expected (and got) good characters and dialogue. Roger only liked
the first 80% of the film, then claims he was dazed and confused. I
think the editing could have improved the ending, but I am pretty sure I
got it (and I liked it too.) Roger is right though when he says this
would have played better without the thriller aspect. I look forward
to Gaghan's next film.
|
| Punch-Drunk
Love |
3 |
Director
Paul Thomas Anderson made one of my favorite movies of 1997 (Boogie
Nights) and my least favorite movie of 1999 (Magnolia).
To make it more of a crap shoot, this movie also stars Adam Sandler (no
comment necessary). Although frogs didn't drop from the sky,
unpredictability did, and that's a good thing. PDL is very funny at
times, puzzling at others, but will always keep you guessing.
|
| Knockaround
Guys |
2.5 |
This
is another case of Hollywood pitching one movie in the trailer (action
comedy) when the real thing is very different. The film is much
darker than the preview, and it doesn't come close in its attempt to be
another Reservoir Dogs.
|
| Moonlight
Mile |
4 |
This
will likely make my best of the year list, and I expect Oscar nominations
for best picture and for best actress (Susan Sarandon). The
dialogue is amazing, the performances top notch and the reflection of
real-life pathos and comedy is brilliant.
NOTE: an increasing popular trend in films these days is the "puke
scene". It doesn't seem to matter if it's a comedy, drama or
period piece, screenwriters seem to find vomiting oddly essential.
My wife finds this trend especially annoying. While watching Moonlight
Mile, a lead character doubles over, grabs his gut and we looked at
each other because we knew what was "coming". But he took
a deep breath and got over it without any expulsion. Before we could
finish our sigh of relief the camera swings over to the family dog,
who at that moment decides to wretch (Exorcist style) all over the leg of
an innocent bystander. The "puke scene" taken to a new
low; pet projectile vomiting.
|
| Red Dragon |
4 |
This
series is back on track after being derailed by the brain eating scene in Hannibal.
I liked Manhunter, the 1984 film also based on the Red Dragon
novel. This version expands the role of Hannibal Lector and has all
of the mind play, tense action and thrills of Silence of the
Lambs.
|
| The
Banger Sisters |
2 |
A
nice set up that went nowhere. Susan Sarandon and Goldie Hawn are
friends that drifted apart after spending the 60's as rock groupies.
Goldie kept the faith and Susan turned into a Stepford Wife. So far
so good. Goldie comes back into Susan's life and the movie falls on
its face. It is amazing how Sarandon can be so good in one film (Moonlight
Mile) and so mediocre in this one. The power of the script!
|
| Igby Goes
Down |
3 |
Ignore
the odd title, this is an enjoyable, quirky comedy with fun characters
doing odd things. And anything with Amanda Peet is worth at least
the price of a rental.
|
| Trapped |
2.5 |
This
kidnap thriller has a strong start and maintains a taut second act but
is sabotaged by what is becoming a disappointing trend; the
over-the-top, totally unbelievable thriller finish. I think
audiences will accept a well thought out cerebral end to a drama without
including plane crashes, semi-truck roll-overs, and endless shoot
outs.
|
| Barbershop |
2.5 |
Mildly
amusing (at times silly), and not at all as controversial as Jesse Jackson
claims it is (and I can say that because, unlike Jesse, I actually saw the
movie).
|
| Possession |
2 |
I
just can't get excited about a movie where the characters get excited
about finding out a possible love affair by an author from the
1800's. Don't care, don't know why they do. Boring.
|
| City by
the Sea |
2.5 |
Robert
DeNiro plays a cop (what a shock!) living in a run-down town, living a
run-down life. Based on a real life incident, but as always,
Hollywood adds a little more excitement to make it seem a little more
"real".
|
| The Good
Girl |
3.5 |
A
small film filled with sardonic wit and interesting characters. My
brother loved it, my sister hated it, and I think it was just fine.
|
| One Hour
Photo |
3 |
Robin
Williams plays a very creepy guy who gets to look at everybody's snap
shots as the clerk at the photo shop. The set-up takes way too long, but
once they get rolling, things get interesting and the finish was
unexpected and well done.
|
| feardotcom |
2 |
Ebert
says this is a bad movie that "looks great". It does, but
he is right, it's bad.
|
| Serving Sara |
2 |
Serving
Sara looks, acts and feels like a TV sitcom. Low on laughs and
inspiration, you would be better off watching a Larry Sanders
festival.
|
| Simone |
3 |
Simone
is getting poor reviews and disappeared quickly but I found it engaging
and funny. I think the producers were looking for a media frenzy by
"insisting" that the CGI character "Simone" was
actually CGI and not played by a human actress (the credits list Simone;
played by "herself"). But the media didn't fall for it,
and the free publicity didn't materialize.
|
| Blue Crush |
3.5 |
A
pleasant surprise. The story is fine, but what makes the film are
the surfing scenes. There may been a few CGI effects involved but if
so they were well hidden. The sights and sounds of the walls of
water being challenged (and sometimes defeated) by the young surfers was
invigorating.
|
| Full Frontal |
3 |
An
experiment by Steven Soderbergh, filmed on digital video that is getting
hammered by critics (Roger calls it "inexplicable" and "amateurish").
The lighting quirks were annoying at times, but I always enjoy
"inside Hollywood" movies and I found enough about this to like
to recommend it.
|
| XXX |
3 |
This
is James Bond for the MTV generation. It looks like the screenwriter
took the standard Bond approach, and updated each scene to fit the
X and Y generations. Vin is fine, the effects are ok, and the villains
are appropriately evil and foreign.
|
| Blood Work |
3 |
Although
I recommend this movie, it just made the cutoff, the intriguing thriller components
are almost overshadowed by spots of slopping direction, overacting and the
inevitable thriller ending.
|
| Signs |
3.5 |
Roger
often mentions the concept of the "economy of characters", the
premise that even minor roles are often in movies for a major
reason. To varying degrees, the same holds true for props, phases
and locations. Signs is the epitome of this concept, where
just about everything mentioned, described or alluded to in the first 90
minutes becomes crucial in the last 10.
Writer director M. Night Shyamalan's third film displays his signature
style once again, he has a great way of creating entertaining, yet
thoughtful films.
|
| Austin
Powers in Goldmember |
2 |
A
disappointment because it is even more inconsistent than the first
two. They had enough laughs to offset the dry spells, Goldmember has
some agonizing moments where even the first night diehard fans were
amazingly silent. A few funny bits, but many more childish,
uncomfortable, unfunny scenes.
|
| K-19:
The Widowmaker |
3.5 |
When
I first heard about this "based on a true story" about a Russian
sub accident, I assumed it was about the one that sunk a few years
back. Not so, Widowmaker tells the tale of a 1961 Russian sub
incident, all new material for me. I found it tense throughout, from
the opening training exercise to the exciting conclusion. There is a
cold war going on between countries and another between the captain and
first officer. Since it is based on real events we know the outcome
of the first, but are kept guessing until the end about who will win the
battle in the sub.
|
| Reign of
Fire |
2.5 |
I
almost didn't go because this movie is getting hammered by critics, but
once again, I needed my popcorn fix and it was this or Scooby-Do, so there
really wasn't a choice.
Roger really hated it, he picked apart the premise, apparently thinking
that a sci-fi flick about giant creatures attacking earth needs to make
sense (unless it is one that he liked, such as Eight Legged Freaks).
I ignored the scientific improbability and found that the action scenes
were enough to justify the cost of ticket and corn. It had a bit of
Mad Max flavor and the effects were almost good enough to put this into
the three star recommended category.
|
| Eight
Legged Freaks |
2 |
This
is billed as a satire of the giant bug movies of the 50's and 60's, unfortunately
the only connection is in the print ad's. Where is the army, setting
up rows of tanks only to be quickly overrun? Where are the
politicians, sternly warning citizens on tiny black and white TV sets? Where is the press corps, rushing in with flash bulbs popping?
There is so much material that could have been played off of but instead
they play it straight (boring) except for one funny bit from the local dj,
paranoid about alien attacks, constantly fretting about anal
probes.
|
| Road to
Perdition |
4 |
Excellently
crafted, perfectly acted, tense and thought provoking. The academy
has two of its Best Picture nominees already (Road to Perdition and
Minority Report).
|
| Men in
Black II |
2.5 |
Remember
the original? then you have seen the sequel. Same premise,
same effects, same jokes (except for one really fun line about an alien
with misplaced privates).
|
| Minority Report |
4 |
The
best movie I have seen in a long time, the second viewing even better than
the first! Minority Report succeeds where A.I. failed, this is an amazing film
that has everything going for it. A thriller, who done it, special
effects masterpiece with early lead on best movie of the year.
|
| 13 Conversations About the Same
Thing |
3 |
I
counted, there are more than 13 and they are about lots of things.... but
all centered around fate, the randomness of life and ultimately the need
to enjoy what you have while you still have it.
|
| The Bourne Identity |
3 |
This
movie has a lot going for it, and succeeds in many ways; great action
(including a fantastic car chase), intriguing story line and the expected
strong performance from Matt Damon. But then it falls short in two
unintentionally funny sequences that bend the laws of physics.
Caught in a tough spot, our hero Matt grabs a corpse and plunges eight
stories using the body as a "cushion". He lands with a
thud, gets up and walks away unharmed. Yeah, right. He also
gets into a fist fight that should have resulted in 30 or 40 broken bones
and a face that looked like the elephant man. What does he
get? A scratch on the arm.
|
| Windtalkers |
2.5 |
The
previews tell us that this is about Navajo Indians that played an important
role in World War II as "code talkers", using their native
language as the basis for a code that the Japanese could not break.
The scrolling text at the close of the film tells us how essential the
code was to the war effort. I wouldn't have known by watching the movie. The two key
scenes where the code is used involve calling in coordinates of Japanese
heavy artillery that is in a fixed location. No need for code here,
the enemy knows we will call in the location for air bombardment, they
can't stop it, and they can't move the artillery in time.
|
| Bad Company |
3 |
I
haven't talked to anyone that liked this movie, the typical comment is:
predictable and boring. I liked Chris Rock's character, enjoyed the
light touches, and didn't let the plot problems bother me too much.
Just a good summer popcorn flick.
|
| Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya
Sisterhood |
2.5 |
Yes,
I know it's a chick flick. And I was just about the only guy there, and the place was filled with big fans of the book who laughed
hard at the jokes, the credits and the usher that told us to take our feet
off the seat in front of us.
|
| Undercover Brother |
2.5 |
Half
of the time I would laugh, and half the time I would cringe as the writers
attempted to lampoon racial stereotypes.
|
| The Sum of All Fears |
3 |
This
film takes liberties with the franchise, placing the action in the present
day, but the character (Jack Ryan) as a CIA rookie. I got over
it.
Although it borrows a theme from one of my all time favorites,
Fail Safe, it wasn't able to duplicate the tension, the interaction
between the president and his advisors wasn't credible (I enjoyed the
Russian interaction more).
|
| Enigma |
3 |
A
complex WWII thriller/love story.
MEANINGLESS COINCIDENCES:
1) Two movies in two days, both with six letter titles beginning with
the letter "E".
2) I ran into a co-worker at the show, told him I was seeing Enigma, he
said he hadn't heard of it. I explained that it was a WWII movie
about codebreakers. He said "Oh, the one with the Navajo
Indians", I said "No, that's another WWII movie about
codebreakers called Windtalkers".
|
| Enough |
2.5 |
When
Hollywood does a movie remake, e.g. Vanilla Sky from the
Spanish film Abre Los Ojos', all is forgiven. When the plot
is blatantly stolen without calling it a remake (Enough from
Sleeping with the Enemy), the critics have a field day.
The first two acts in the two films are similar, the
conclusion is so far over the top that it the campiness almost makes it
one I can recommend.
|
| Insomnia |
3 |
Fell
asleep.
Just kidding. This movie features the only hotel room in the
western world without thick curtains to keep out sunlight, especially odd
because of the Alaskan 'midnight sun'. That's what keeps Pacino
awake for five days. (Also, his guilty feelings about the murder,
and the fact that he has walked through his last five movie roles without
changing a thing about his character)
Anyway, an fairly interesting thriller with the obligatory
ending.
|
| Star Wars Episode II, Attack of the
Clones |
3 |
I
am embarrassed to say that I was confused by the plot. Not that a
Star Wars film needs a plot, but I had trouble keeping up with who was who
and which republic/association/council were good and which were bad.
Discussing the film with a serious fan afterwards made me realize it was
me, not the plot, as he understood every nuance and every link to episodes
four, five and six. My confusion didn't keep me from enjoying the
action scenes though, how can you not enjoy watching Yoda kick
butt in a light saber dual!
|
| Unfaithful |
3 |
A
well made drama, with a fork in the road that keeps you
guessing.
|
| Deuces Wild |
2 |
I
can only blame my attendance on my insatiable desire for popcorn. I
knew I should have skipped this, I went anyway, and the corn wasn't very
good.
|
| My Big Fat Greek Wedding |
3 |
An
enjoyable family tale reminiscent of last year's Tortilla Soup.
Pleasant entertainment.
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| Hollywood Ending |
3 |
Woody
Allen as a fading Hollywood director with one last shot at the big
time. Suddenly he goes blind, and stumbles through his work while
those around him fail to notice his affliction. It has a sitcom like
feel, but had enough laughs to make it worthwhile.
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| Spider-Man |
3.5 |
I
had low summertime-movie expectations, but was pleasantly surprised at the
cleverness of the script, the plot structure and the avoidance of a
standard ending.
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| Ice Age |
3 |
Shrek-light,
but with enough funny lines to keep adults interested.
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| The Scorpion
King |
3 |
Expecting
Mummy 3, I was pleasantly surprised to find more of a low-rent Raiders
of the Lost Arc (not bad company). The fight scenes were too
frequent and got a bit boring, but the characters were fun, and it wasn't
overwhelmed by special effects.
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| Y Tu
Mama Tambien |
2 |
I
don't see what all the fuss is about, the lead characters aren't very
likable, more annoying than most teenagers and I didn't see much progress
in their maturity level through the film.
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| Murder
by Numbers |
3.5 |
A
very clever script that drops clues along the way for us to figure
out. At the same time, Sandra Bullock, as the homicide detective is interpreting
a different set of clues to solve the crime. Although crippled by a
very standard thriller ending (climb to the highest elevation in town,
struggle with the bad guys, they come back to life wearing hockey masks
(well, not quite)) it is still a very entertaining flick.
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| Frailty |
2 |
Roger
gave it four stars. Denise hated it. I am in the
middle. Essentially a short story, the first act drags on far
too long and the payoff isn't' worth it.
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| Human Nature |
2 |
This
is one strange movie. It includes a woman covered with hair, humans
raised in the wild, occasional jokes and a script by the writer of Being
John Malkovitch who obviously feels that odd is good and bizarre is
better.
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| Changing Lanes |
4 |
If
you have seen the trailer and feel like you have already seen the movie,
you haven't. Although it gives away too much, it doesn't give away
the heart of this movie and it is a special one. Not only is it
expertly acted and well made, but it has a script that will make you think
about life in the big city, what's important, ethics, and the power of
revenge. Think you are having a bad day? .... compare yours to Gavin
Banek (Ben Affleck) and Doyle Gipson (Samuel L. Jackson) and you will feel
like dancing.
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| Big Trouble |
3 |
Based
on newspaper columnist Dave Barry's first novel, Big Trouble got its first
dose of notoriety as the movie delayed because the "bomb on the plane
scene" was too traumatic for post 9/11 audiences. It is
tough to translate Barry's sarcasm to the screen, but this works pretty
well and has some very funny scenes.
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| High Crimes |
3 |
This
is one of those thrillers that depends on some very flimsy plot points in
order to accept the premise. If you give the scriptwriter some
leeway, you will like it, if you are the literal type you may not buy
it. Nice performances (as always) by Ashley Judd and Morgan
Freeman.
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| Panic Room |
3.5 |
Denise
hated this movie, I liked it a lot. She called it an SUV film (silly,
unbelievable and violent), I thought it was a cool thriller.
Although a bit implausible at times, I was engaged the entire
time, it is scary (and yes a bit violent at times, imagine the sound of
sledge hammer slamming into the bad guys skull, I hate when that
happens).
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| Kissing
Jessica Stein |
4 |
Finally
a movie we both liked.
I really enjoyed the intelligent banter between the lead
characters, sort of a West Wing feel. Although it follows a
traditional romantic comedy pattern (meet, fall in love, fall out of love,
will they get back together?), the twist in KJS is that leads are women,
one a confirmed bi-sexual, the other not so confirmed.
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| Blade II |
3 |
Mix
one part Matrix, two parts Alien with a dash of Interview with a Vampire
and you have Blade II, a very fast moving, violent, silly vampire
kill-fest with excellent special effects and lots of zombies that get
blowed up real good.
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| Harrison's
Flowers |
2.5 |
First
Mogidishu, then Vietnam, now Bosnia.... I am getting a little numb from
all of the graphic war violence in the movies lately. This
version falls just short as one of it's two main story lines is just not
plausible. We are introduced to Harrison the photographer and his
family just before he takes off for another international photo shoot,
this time to Bosnia. Word is sent back that he is killed in
the fighting, but his wife refuses to believe that he is dead. Does
she seek more information to confirm her hope that he is still
alive? Does she rally government, press or family support to help
her? No, instead she takes off for Bosnia, alone, without telling
anyone, to wander the war zone looking for her husband. It didn't
work for me.
The second view this film takes is more compelling, as we get an inside
view of the urban warfare and atrocities committed by both sides.
War is still hell.
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| Showtime |
3 |
Although
it morphs into a standard buddy movie, it does so with a wink and a
nod. It opens as a very funny satire of go for broke TV with
curmudgeon detective DeNiro avoiding the spotlight as best he can.
Along comes the showtime showboat, Eddie Murphy, whom the audience and
DeNiro eventually come to like. I liked the way the film found a
balance between the comedy and the action, and I laughed throughout.
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| The Time
Machine |
3 |
The
original was one of my favorites as a kid, very scary and the special
effects were so cool. I was looking forward to the remake and wanted
to like and it didn't disappoint. Enough plot changes were added to
make it interesting, but the core of the story remains.
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| 40
Days and 40 Nights |
3.5 |
This
film takes second place (just behind Orange County) in the
"best movie that I almost didn't see because of a terrible preview
that made it look like a stupid teen comedy but I did because Roger gave
it a good review sweepstakes".
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| We Were
Soldiers |
3 |
This
is a true story of one of the first battles involving American troops in
Vietnam. It tells the heroic story of highly trained soldiers, using
innovative helicopter battle techniques, fighting a war that no one
understood. The majority of the film is gruesome combat
footage, wave after wave of attacking Vietnamese soldiers are slain,
American soldiers are slowed only by overheating mortar barrels (and since
they are out of water, they cool the barrels with the only liquid
available -- their urine). The parallels to Black Hawk Down
are many, yet I didn't like the film as much. Perhaps the onslaught
of screen violence is just too overwhelming, perhaps my own contempt for
our involvement in Vietnam overshadowed the well made production, perhaps
I just don't need to hear one more time that war is hell, and that
senseless death is senseless.
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| Hart's War |
2.5 |
Hart's
War features a WWII prison camp environment we have seen before,
including the obligatory mind battle between the senior German officer of
the camp and the lead prisoner. Why is it that the camp commander
always manages to switch so easily between cruelty and civility? Why
is it that the American commanding officer always has the ability to
stroll through the camp at will, at any time, into any location including
the German commanders private residence? (For a minute I thought I
was watching an old Hogan's Heroes).
Despite an excellent opening act, strong performances and an intriguing
premise, Hart's War fades in the final 30 minutes as it tries too hard to
set up conflicts that can only be resolved with honor and courage that is
written in the script, but not believed on the screen.
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| Collateral
Damage |
2.5 |
This
is standard Arnold fare, this time he is avenging the collateral death of
his wife and child who were killed during a terrorist bombing
attack.
Via several silly plot maneuvers, Arnold manages to find the terrorist
in a rebel camp in the jungles of Columbia. Arnold is holding a
grenade and can see his victim through a window about 15 feet away.
Does Arnold:
A) Pull the pin and throw the grenade through the window, killing
the murderer of his family.
OR
B) take five minutes to set a very fragile fuse on the grenade and
place the device on a conveniently located fuel tank just outside the
window, then run away and scream at bystanders to get out of the way, his
screams are of course heard by the victim who manages to escape just
before the fuel tank explodes.
Naturally B is the answer, which gives Arnold enough time to get
captured twice, escape twice and of course save America from certain
demise in the end.
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| Orange
County |
3.5 |
Ebert
has let me down recently (Gosford, Tenenbaums, ) but he
redeemed himself on this one. Often times a movie trailer ends up to
be much better than the film it is promoting (how many times have I said
"both of the jokes were in the preview"?), but here is a case
where a well made comedy has a trailer put together by marketing
morons. The preview points to a stupid plot and teen movie
stereotypes, but the movie I saw had real characters, laugh out loud
scenes and Jack Black redeeming himself after a bad showing in Shallow
Hal. I had no intention of going, but Roger recommended it, and he was
right on.
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