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My Favorites of 2002, The MovieWatch "Top 13"

1)    Femme Fatale

2)     Minority Report

3)     Catch Me If You Can

4)     The Pianist

5)     Moonlight Mile

6)     Red Dragon

7)     Road to Perdition

8)     Kissing Jessica Stein

9)     Changing Lanes

10)   Lord of the Rings; The Two Towers

11)    25th Hour

12)    Spider-Man

13)    Signs

 

  Movies Released in 2002

 

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8 mile

13 Conversations About the Same Thing

40 Days and 40 Nights

Abandon

About Schmidt

Adaptation

Analyze That

Antwone Fisher

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Auto Focus

Bad Company

The Banger Sisters

Barbershop

Big Trouble

Blade II

Blood Work

The Bourne Identity

Blue Crush

Chicago

City by the Sea

Collateral Damage

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

Dark Blue

Daredevil

Deuces Wild

Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

Die Another Day

Eight Legged Freaks

The Emperor's Club

Empire

Enigma

Enough

Equilibrium

Evelyn

Far From Heaven

feardotcom

Frailty

Frida

Full Frontal

Gangs of New York

The Good Girl

The Guru

Harrison's Flowers

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Hart's War

High Crimes

Hollywood Ending

The Hours

Human Nature

Ice Age

Igby Goes Down

Insomnia 

I Spy

K-19: The Widowmaker

Knockaround Guys

Maid in Manhattan

Men in Black II

Murder by Numbers

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Narc

One Hour Photo

Orange County

Panic Room

Possession

Punch-Drunk Love

The Quiet American

Reign of Fire

The Ring

Roger Dodger

The Scorpion King

Serving Sara

Shanghai Knights

Showtime

Simone

Solaris

Star Trek: Nemesis

Star Wars Episode II, Attack of the Clones

The Sum of All Fears

The Time Machine

Trapped

Two Weeks Notice

Undercover Brother

Unfaithful

We Were Soldiers

Windtalkers

XXX

Y Tu Mama Tambien

 

 

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Movie Star Rating

Comments

The Quiet American 3 Barely recommended due to a slow first act.  This is getting of lots of good reviews, Michael Caine is nominated for Best Actor, but I didn't find it all that compelling.  
The Guru 2.5 There are apparently only three romantic comedy plots available and they have been purchased,  trademarked and chopped into chunks by the Lego's Corporation.  Screenwriters can then easily just check out the pieces they want to use and assemble them into their own movie.  This one includes the ever popular "I really love her but am afraid to tell her" part and the "rush to the wedding just in time to declare previously unannounced love to the world so as to steal her away from the groom" piece. 

 

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 2.5 This is based on Chuck Barris' book where he chronicles his boring rise to stardom as creator of The Newlywed Game and creator/host of The Gong Show.  His book also mentions that he  killed 33 people as a hit man for the CIA.   Yeah, right.  Obviously thrown in to add some oddball interest to a boring plot, but Roger E. comments in his review: 

"As for myself, I think he made it all up and never killed anybody. Having been involved in a weekly television show myself, I know for a melancholy fact that there is just not enough time between tapings to fly off to Helsinki and kill for my government."

DUH!? As if we need Roger's TV experience to know that Barris obviously made up the spy stuff.

It didn't work for me, the only saving grace is George Clooney's direction, a great debut. 

 

Roger Dodger 3.5 A very small film, now showing in one theatre in Chicagoland (Vernon Hills), I was one of two customers on a Saturday afternoon.  Filmed on a tiny budget, and criticized for dim lighting and questionable camera work, it was infinitely more enjoyable than watching The Hours. 

Roger is a lonely jerk, but he is a very clever jerk, he has a way with words that works at his job as a marketing copy writer, but fail him in life. 

 

The Hours 2 I have never seen such incredible performances in such a bad movie. The three lead actresses (Streep, Kidman and Moore) do a marvelous job at serious angst, but the dialogue is endlessly drab and sleep inducing.   Depression is a depressing topic; without any redemption, recovery or solutions it is more depressing.  I haven't seen so many people walk out of a movie since attending The Royal Tenenbaums. 

NOTE: the title is based on the perception of the amount of time the first scene takes to unfold. 

 

The Pianist 4  The more I think about this film, the more I appreciate how great it is. 

It tells an incredible story, not so much of the  pianist himself, but rather the events that he was surrounded by.  He wasn't a hero, merely a victim.  He survived; but not by force or ingenuity, merely through the good graces of others and a bit of luck.  He was a pawn in a game that we can only hope never gets played again.  We were all shocked on 9/11/01.  During World War II, everyday was September 11th.

  

Narc 3 Gritty film about very angry cops doing anything and everything to solve the crime and put the bad guys away.  Governor Ryan would have them back on the street in a heartbeat. 

 

25th Hour 3.5 The story line is the most important part of a movie to me, I feel that a great plot with serviceable direction can result in a good movie.  25th Hour is an example of excellent direction and  performances so intriguing that a thin story is immaterial. This is in strong contrast to Gangs of New York which couldn't overcome its lack of plot complexity.   Edward Norton is excellent, as always, in the lead role and Philip Seymour Hoffman is great in his usual 1st team nerd position. 

Roger feels the ending is weak, but I think it offers us two and allows us to make the choice.

 

Chicago 3 A film about Chicago, with the title of Chicago, filmed, of course, in Canada. But that doesn't matter, 95% of the movie is indoors, the scenery is supplied by the dancers.  I am not a big musical fan, but this has a little bit of Moulin Rouge in it, and I liked it. 

 

About Schmidt 3.5 A sometimes sad and sometimes funny look at what is, and isn't, important in life.

I wonder what this movie would have been like without Nicholson in the lead role.  Not that it wouldn't have been as good, it might have even been better, but it would have been so different.  Jack is such an icon that he overwhelms every scene he is in, even when he is silent.  

 

Maid in Manhattan 3 A modern remake of Cinderella, and like Two Weeks Notice, even though you know what's going to happen, it is still enjoyable.  

 

Evelyn 3 My third "based on a true story" in a row, and second featuring a family unification, Evelyn is predictable, but well done. 

 

Antwone Fisher 3.5 A touching film about an orphan struggling to put his past behind him by rediscovering it.  

Written by Antwone Fisher and based on his life, it proves the adage that everyone in Hollywood has a screenplay.  Antwone was working as a security guard at Sony Studios when director Denzel Washington "discovered" his story. 

 

Catch Me If You Can 4 Spielberg redeems himself in 02 with two top ten movies (after a disappointing 2001 with A.I.).  In the hands of any other  director this would still be a fun movie but Spielberg adds his special touch to every scene and, as always, gets the most from his actors.  I enjoyed DiCaprio much more here than in Gangs of New York, it is amazing how he can look and act 16 years old in one scene and 30 the next.  

 

Adaptation 3 If August Ferdinand Möbius and M. C. Esher got together to write a screen play, this would be the one.  

 

Two Weeks Notice 3 After 6 hours of screen violence the previous two days (Gangs and Two Towers), I needed a break.  Two Weeks Notice is just what you expect, the standard romantic comedy, with plenty of wit.  It's not laugh out loud funny, but clever and amusing enough to recommend....  (and not one head split open with an axe!)

 

Gangs of New York 2.5 This is one of those movies that I didn't really enjoy while watching, but appreciated after thinking about it more.  But it is just too long and moves too slowly in the first 90 minutes to recommend.  

The story is simple, six year old Amsterdam Vallon watches his father die at the hand of  the notorious Bill "the Butcher" Cutting in a brutal gang fight.  Amsterdam  is raised in an orphanage and returns as an adult  (now played by Leonardo DiCaprio) to, according to Ebert, "begin a scheme to avenge his father".  But that's the problem with the story, he doesn't scheme to do anything, he just shows up and hangs around.  We all know he is going to kill Bill, but Scorsese takes forever to get there.  

A redeeming quality is the performance of Daniel Day-Lewis as Bill, he is the highlight of every scene he is in and is sure to get an Oscar nomination for best supporting actor (but he will lose to Gollum, see review of The Two Towers, below).  

 

Lord of the Rings; The Two Towers 3.5 All three in the series were filmed together in a 15 month period, then they went to work on the special effects.  The extra time for the second installment paid off, this is a wonderful film to look at.   The story also works better than the first, as it more self contained (I thought the first suffered from a weak ending)

The star of the show is clearly Gollum, a fully realized, authentic character that makes Jar-Jar Binks look like a sock puppet.   And therefore, this is the official kick-off of my "Gollum for Oscar Campaign".   The obvious question; How can a computer generated movie character be nominated for best supporting actor?  Of course he can't, winners have to be human (semi-exception for Roberto Benigni).  But what really contributes to an Oscar winning performance?  Obviously it's not just the work of the actor.   What about the contribution of the screenwriter, director, editor, make-up artist, and special effects crew?  Actors have stunt men perform some of their scenes, voices are dubbed by other actors (Mecedes McCambridge for Linda Blair as Regan in The Exorcist), and  body parts are removed (Lieutenant Dan's legs in Forrest Gump).    So why not Gollum, he showed more emotion than Clint Eastwood has in his entire movie career (and Clint HAS been nominated!).  

 

Analyze That 2.5 A sequel true to rule number one of sequels; don't do anything creative, simply copy the original - every - step - of - the - way (see Men in Black II). 

Despite the repetition, there are funny scenes, and the outtakes during the credits are hilarious. 

 

Star Trek: Nemesis 3 For ST fans only, this is a pretty good  one, but it still amazes me that Data's skin has to look like it has four pounds of make-up smeared all over it.  

 

Empire 2 Here is a bad film that fails due to poor direction.  I checked IMDB.com to see who the culprit was and found that not only is this Director Frank Reyes' first film, it is his first anything.  No TV, no commercials, and I don't think he played with a Super 8 when he was kid.  Maybe he should regroup and start there. 

 

Equilibrium 2 This is a science fiction with the premise that man's inhumanity to man is caused by emotion.  The answer? All citizens are drugged every day to remove all emotion.  Stupid idea?  Yes, and a stupid movie.  Since the premise didn't fill two hours they added Matrix-like, kung-fu, ammunition heavy, shoot-em up scenes every ten minutes.   Don't bother. 

 

Frida 3.5 A nicely made biography of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo, highlighting her on-again off- again partnership with husband, mentor, and antagonist Diego Rivera (a well known artist in his own right.)  They have a bit of Forrest Gump in them as they travel the world hobnobbing with the likes of Nelson Rockefeller, Picasso and Leon Trotsky.  An intriguing story that sent me to the web to learn more about the couple.     

 

Far From Heaven 3.5 Denise knew nothing about the film, but caught "the gimmick" 30 seconds in; "The credits look just like a '50's movie!".  A 50's movie indeed, from the credits to the cinematography to the acting to the sets but mostly in the attitudes;   --Kid "Aw Sheesh Mom"  --Mom "Now you watch your mouth young man!" 

But what makes the film interesting is how the backdrop of white bread, Leave it to Beaver, "perfect" America is layered with real problems and how suddenly the characters start to act in a non-50's manner.  

 

Solaris 3.5 Some will call it slow, I would prefer deliberate.  Unlike a Bruckheimer edit-fest (average cut every 6.7 seconds), Solaris gives you time to think, and it is so well done that you think about the meaning of the movie (not how much you lost in the stock market that day.)  

 

The Emperor's Club 3.5 Kevin Klein is excellent as the history professor whose ethics are unshakable...most of the time.   This is a story about dealing with personal moral dilemmas; it is cleverly crafted to show us the black, white and gray of human ethics. 

 

Die Another Day 3 The latest Bond adventure had me fooled for the first act, I thought we had a serious, taut thriller in the works.  Our hero is captured and tortured, a little bit too much reality compared to the campiness of your typical Bond fest.  But then we return to the formula, and the fans relaxed and settled into the usual array of Bondisms: the witty double entendres, the "pick up the cool new weapons scene", and of course; the laser satellite weapon that will endanger the world (now we have Bond stealing from Austin Powers, who stole from Bond).  It is a typical and enjoyable adventure, filled with over the top action.  

One thing I realized about Bond, he never does anything to figure out who the bad guy is, or to really investigate the "plot to rule the world".  Someone else points him to the evil one's lair, he shows up, sneaks in, get captured, escapes, then does it all over again.  In the last escape all the bad guys get killed.   Another day, another Bond movie. 

 

Harry Potter and the Chamber of  Secrets 3 Harry 2 is very well made, every scene is meticulously staged.  The effects surpass H1.  I have not read the books, and don't know if the movie story follows it faithfully, but the pace of the story seemed too steady, there was no story arc with the traditional three acts. 

 

Auto Focus 2.5 Bob Crane led a dreary life, and the film is a dreary look at it.  Although filled with sex, it is not sexy, and in the end, was he worth making a movie about? 

 

8 mile 2.5 Eminem does an ok job of playing Eminem in what is essentially a classic sports movie.  Just substitute the final Rap competition for the traditional final football game (or baseball game, or boxing match).  

 

Femme Fatale 4 In the fine tradition of The Game, Run Lola Run and Memento, this cerebral thriller is a must see twice movie.  Anything else I say will take away from the experience, so see this quick (because so few people are, it will be gone soon).  This is the best movie I have seen so far this year.   

 

The Ring 2.5 I certainly liked it more than Roger did, but this is not one to make a special trip to see.  Wait for video. 

 

I Spy 3 Forget the TV show, the only similarities are the character names.  This is certainly not high science, but has some very funny scenes and is worth the price of a matinee ticket. 

 

Abandon 3 Directed and written by Stephen Gaghan, the writer of my favorite movie of 2000 (Traffic), I expected (and got) good characters and dialogue.  Roger only liked the first 80% of the film, then claims he was dazed and confused.  I think the editing could have improved the ending, but I am pretty sure I got it (and I liked it too.)   Roger is right though when he says this would have played better without the thriller aspect.  I look forward to Gaghan's next film. 

 

Punch-Drunk Love 3 Director Paul Thomas Anderson made one of my favorite movies of 1997 (Boogie Nights) and my least favorite movie of 1999 (Magnolia).  To make it more of a crap shoot, this movie also stars Adam Sandler (no comment necessary).  Although  frogs didn't drop from the sky, unpredictability did, and that's a good thing.  PDL is very funny at times, puzzling at others, but will always keep you guessing.  

 

Knockaround Guys 2.5 This is another case of Hollywood pitching one movie in the trailer (action comedy) when the real thing is very different.  The film is much darker than the preview, and it doesn't come close in its attempt to be another Reservoir Dogs. 

 

Moonlight Mile 4 This will likely make my best of the year list, and I expect Oscar nominations for best picture and for  best actress (Susan Sarandon).  The dialogue is amazing, the performances top notch and the reflection of real-life pathos and comedy is brilliant.  

NOTE: an increasing popular trend in films these days is the "puke scene".  It doesn't seem to matter if it's a comedy, drama or period piece, screenwriters seem to find vomiting oddly essential.  My wife finds this trend especially annoying.  While watching Moonlight Mile, a lead character doubles over, grabs his gut and we looked at each other because we knew what was "coming".  But he took a deep breath and got over it without any expulsion.  Before we could finish our sigh of relief the camera swings over to the family  dog, who at that moment decides to wretch (Exorcist style) all over the leg of an innocent bystander.  The "puke scene" taken to a new low; pet projectile vomiting. 

 

Red Dragon 4 This series is back on track after being derailed by the brain eating scene in Hannibal. I liked Manhunter, the 1984 film also based on the Red Dragon novel.  This version expands the role of Hannibal Lector and has all of the mind play, tense action and thrills of Silence of the Lambs.  

 

The Banger Sisters 2 A nice set up that went nowhere.  Susan Sarandon and Goldie Hawn are friends that drifted apart after spending the 60's as rock groupies.  Goldie kept the faith and Susan turned into a Stepford Wife.  So far so good.  Goldie comes back into Susan's life and the movie falls on its face.  It is amazing how Sarandon can be so good in one film (Moonlight Mile) and so mediocre in this one.  The power of the script!

 

Igby Goes Down 3 Ignore the odd title, this is an enjoyable, quirky comedy with fun characters doing odd things.  And anything with Amanda Peet is worth at least the price of a rental. 

 

Trapped 2.5 This kidnap thriller has a strong start and maintains a taut second act but is  sabotaged by what is becoming a disappointing trend; the over-the-top, totally unbelievable thriller finish.  I think audiences will accept a well thought out cerebral end to a drama without including plane crashes, semi-truck roll-overs, and endless shoot outs.  

 

Barbershop 2.5 Mildly amusing (at times silly), and not at all as controversial as Jesse Jackson claims it is (and I can say that because, unlike Jesse, I actually saw the movie). 

 

Possession 2 I just can't get excited about a movie where the characters get excited about finding out a possible love affair by an author from the 1800's.  Don't care, don't know why they do.  Boring. 

 

City by the Sea 2.5 Robert DeNiro plays a cop (what a shock!) living in a run-down town, living a run-down life.  Based on a real life incident, but as always, Hollywood adds a little more excitement to make it seem a little more "real". 

 

The Good Girl 3.5 A small film filled with sardonic wit and interesting characters.  My brother loved it, my sister hated it, and I think it was just fine. 

 

One Hour Photo 3 Robin Williams plays a very creepy guy who gets to look at everybody's snap shots as the clerk at the photo shop. The set-up takes way too long, but once they get rolling, things get interesting and the finish was unexpected and well done. 

 

feardotcom 2 Ebert says this is a bad movie that "looks great".  It does, but he is right, it's bad. 

 

Serving Sara 2 Serving Sara looks, acts and feels like a TV sitcom.  Low on laughs and inspiration, you would be better off watching a Larry Sanders festival.  

 

Simone 3 Simone is getting poor reviews and disappeared quickly but I found it engaging and funny.  I think the producers were looking for a media frenzy by "insisting" that the CGI character "Simone" was actually CGI and not played by a human actress (the credits list Simone; played by "herself").  But the media didn't fall for it, and the free publicity didn't materialize. 

 

 

Blue Crush 3.5 A pleasant surprise.  The story is fine, but what makes the film are the surfing scenes.  There may been a few CGI effects involved but if so they were well hidden.  The sights and sounds of the walls of water being challenged (and sometimes defeated) by the young surfers was invigorating. 

 

Full Frontal 3 An experiment by Steven Soderbergh, filmed on digital video that is getting hammered by critics (Roger calls it "inexplicable" and "amateurish").  The lighting quirks were annoying at times, but I always enjoy "inside Hollywood" movies and I found enough about this to like to recommend it.

 

XXX 3 This is James Bond for the MTV generation.  It looks like the screenwriter took the standard Bond approach, and updated each scene to fit the X and Y generations.  Vin is fine, the effects are ok, and the villains are appropriately evil and foreign. 

 

Blood Work 3  Although I recommend this movie, it just made the cutoff, the intriguing thriller components are almost overshadowed by spots of slopping direction, overacting and the inevitable thriller ending. 

 

Signs 3.5 Roger often mentions the concept of the "economy of characters", the premise that even minor roles are often in movies for a major reason.  To varying degrees, the same holds true for props, phases and locations.  Signs is the epitome of this concept, where just about everything mentioned, described or alluded to in the first 90 minutes becomes crucial in the last 10.  

Writer director M. Night Shyamalan's third film displays his signature style once again, he has a great way of creating entertaining, yet thoughtful films. 

 

Austin Powers in Goldmember 2 A disappointment because it is even more inconsistent than the first two.  They had enough laughs to offset the dry spells, Goldmember has some agonizing moments where even the first night diehard fans were amazingly silent.  A few funny bits, but many more childish, uncomfortable, unfunny scenes. 

 

K-19: The Widowmaker 3.5 When I first heard about this "based on a true story" about a Russian sub accident, I assumed it was about the one that sunk a few years back.  Not so, Widowmaker tells the tale of a 1961 Russian sub incident, all new material for me.  I found it tense throughout, from the opening training exercise to the exciting conclusion.  There is a cold war going on between countries and another between the captain and first officer.  Since it is based on real events we know the outcome of the first, but are kept guessing until the end about who will win the battle in the sub. 

 

Reign of Fire 2.5 I almost didn't go because this movie is getting hammered by critics, but once again, I needed my popcorn fix and it was this or Scooby-Do, so there really wasn't a choice.  

Roger really hated it, he picked apart the premise, apparently thinking that a sci-fi flick about giant creatures attacking earth needs to make sense (unless it is one that he liked, such as Eight Legged Freaks).  I ignored the scientific improbability and found that the action scenes were enough to justify the cost of ticket and corn.  It had a bit of Mad Max flavor and the effects were almost good enough to put this into the three star recommended category.   

 

Eight Legged Freaks 2 This is billed as a satire of the giant bug movies of the 50's and 60's, unfortunately the only connection is in the print ad's.  Where is the army, setting up rows of tanks only to be quickly overrun?  Where are the politicians, sternly warning citizens on tiny black and white TV sets?  Where is the press corps, rushing in with flash bulbs popping? There is so much material that could have been played off of but instead they play it straight (boring) except for one funny bit from the local dj, paranoid about alien attacks, constantly fretting about anal probes.  

 

Road to Perdition 4 Excellently crafted, perfectly acted, tense and thought provoking.  The academy has two of its Best Picture nominees already (Road to Perdition and Minority Report).  

 

Men in Black II 2.5 Remember the original?  then you have seen the sequel.  Same premise, same effects, same jokes (except for one really fun line about an alien with misplaced privates).  

 

Minority Report 4 The best movie I have seen in a long time, the second viewing even better than the first! 

Minority Report succeeds where A.I. failed, this is an amazing film that has everything going for it.  A thriller, who done it, special effects masterpiece with early lead on best movie of the year. 

 

13 Conversations About the Same Thing 3 I counted, there are more than 13 and they are about lots of things.... but all centered around fate, the randomness of life and ultimately the need to enjoy what you have while you still have it. 

 

The Bourne Identity 3 This movie has a lot going for it, and succeeds in many ways; great action (including a fantastic car chase), intriguing story line and the expected strong performance from Matt Damon.  But then it falls short in two unintentionally funny sequences that bend the laws of physics.  Caught in a tough spot, our hero Matt grabs a corpse and plunges eight stories using the body as a "cushion".  He lands with a thud, gets up and walks away unharmed.  Yeah, right.  He also gets into a fist fight that should have resulted in 30 or 40 broken bones and a face that looked like the elephant man.  What does he get?  A scratch on the arm.    

 

Windtalkers 2.5 The previews tell us that this is about Navajo Indians that played an important role in World War II as "code talkers", using their native language as the basis for a code that the Japanese could not break.  The scrolling text at the close of the film tells us how essential the code was to the war effort.  I wouldn't have known by watching the movie.  The two key scenes where the code is used involve calling in coordinates of Japanese heavy artillery that is in a fixed location.  No need for code here, the enemy knows we will call in the location for air bombardment, they can't stop it, and they can't move the artillery in time.   

 

Bad Company 3 I haven't talked to anyone that liked this movie, the typical comment is: predictable and boring.  I liked Chris Rock's character, enjoyed the light touches, and didn't let the plot problems bother me too much.  Just a good summer popcorn flick. 

 

Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood 2.5 Yes, I know it's a chick flick.  And I was just about the only guy there, and the place was filled with big fans of the book who laughed hard at the jokes, the credits and the usher that told us to take our feet off the seat in front of us.  

 

Undercover Brother 2.5 Half of the time I would laugh, and half the time I would cringe as the writers attempted to lampoon racial stereotypes.   

 

The Sum of All Fears 3 This film takes liberties with the franchise, placing the action in the present day, but the character (Jack Ryan) as a CIA rookie.  I got over it. 

 Although it borrows a theme from one of my all time favorites, Fail Safe, it wasn't able to duplicate the tension, the interaction between the president and his advisors wasn't credible (I enjoyed the Russian interaction more).   

 

Enigma 3 A complex WWII thriller/love story.

MEANINGLESS COINCIDENCES:  

1) Two movies in two days, both with six letter titles beginning with the letter "E".  

2) I ran into a co-worker at the show, told him I was seeing Enigma, he said he hadn't heard of it.  I explained that it was a WWII movie about codebreakers.  He said "Oh, the one with the Navajo Indians", I said "No, that's another WWII movie about codebreakers called Windtalkers".  

 

Enough 2.5 When Hollywood does a movie remake, e.g. Vanilla Sky from the Spanish film Abre Los Ojos', all is forgiven.  When the plot is blatantly stolen without calling it a remake (Enough from Sleeping with the Enemy), the critics have a field day.

  The first two acts in the two films are  similar, the conclusion is so far over the top that it the campiness almost makes it one I can recommend.  

 

Insomnia 3 Fell asleep.   

Just kidding.  This movie features the only hotel room in the western world without thick curtains to keep out sunlight, especially odd because of the Alaskan 'midnight sun'.  That's what keeps Pacino awake for five days.  (Also, his guilty feelings about the murder, and the fact that he has walked through his last five movie roles without changing a thing about his character)

Anyway, an fairly interesting thriller with the obligatory ending. 

 

Star Wars Episode II, Attack of the Clones 3 I am embarrassed to say that I was confused by the plot.  Not that a Star Wars film needs a plot, but I had trouble keeping up with who was who and which republic/association/council were good and which were bad.  Discussing the film with a serious fan afterwards made me realize it was me, not the plot, as he understood every nuance and every link to episodes four, five and six.  My confusion didn't keep me from enjoying the action scenes though, how can you not enjoy watching Yoda kick butt in a light saber dual! 

 

Unfaithful 3 A well made drama, with a fork in the road that keeps you guessing.  

 

Deuces Wild 2 I can only blame my attendance on my insatiable desire for popcorn.  I knew I should have skipped this, I went anyway, and the corn wasn't very good.  

 

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 An enjoyable family tale reminiscent of last year's Tortilla Soup.  Pleasant entertainment. 

 

Hollywood Ending 3 Woody Allen as a fading Hollywood director with one last shot at the big time.  Suddenly he goes blind, and stumbles through his work while those around him fail to notice his affliction.  It has a sitcom like feel, but had enough laughs to make it worthwhile. 

 

Spider-Man 3.5 I had low summertime-movie expectations, but was pleasantly surprised at the cleverness of the script, the plot structure and the avoidance of a standard ending.

 

Ice Age 3 Shrek-light, but with enough funny lines to keep adults interested. 

 

The Scorpion King 3 Expecting Mummy 3, I was pleasantly surprised to find more of a low-rent Raiders of the Lost Arc (not bad company).  The fight scenes were too frequent and got a bit boring, but the characters were fun, and it wasn't overwhelmed by special effects.  

 

Y Tu Mama Tambien 2 I don't see what all the fuss is about, the lead characters aren't very likable, more annoying than most teenagers and I didn't see much progress in their maturity level through the film.   

 

Murder by Numbers 3.5 A very clever script that drops clues along the way for us to figure out.  At the same time, Sandra Bullock, as the homicide detective is interpreting a different set of clues to solve the crime.  Although crippled by a very standard thriller ending (climb to the highest elevation in town, struggle with the bad guys, they come back to life wearing hockey masks (well, not quite)) it is still a very entertaining flick. 

 

Frailty 2 Roger gave it four stars.  Denise hated it.  I am in the middle.   Essentially a short story, the first act drags on far too long and the payoff isn't' worth it. 

 

Human Nature 2 This is one strange movie.  It includes a woman covered with hair, humans raised in the wild, occasional jokes and a script by the writer of Being John Malkovitch who obviously feels that odd is good and bizarre is better.  

 

Changing Lanes 4 If you have seen the trailer and feel like you have already seen the movie, you haven't.  Although it gives away too much, it doesn't give away the heart of this movie and it is a special one.  Not only is it expertly acted and well made, but it has a script that will make you think about life in the big city, what's important, ethics, and the power of revenge.  Think you are having a bad day? .... compare yours to Gavin Banek (Ben Affleck) and Doyle Gipson (Samuel L. Jackson) and you will feel like dancing. 

 

Big Trouble 3 Based on newspaper columnist Dave Barry's first novel, Big Trouble got its first dose of notoriety as the movie delayed because the "bomb on the plane scene" was too traumatic for post 9/11 audiences.   It is tough to translate Barry's sarcasm to the screen, but this works pretty well and has some very funny scenes. 

 

High Crimes 3 This is one of those thrillers that depends on some very flimsy plot points in order to accept the premise.  If you give the scriptwriter some leeway, you will like it, if you are the literal type you may not buy it.  Nice performances (as always) by Ashley Judd and Morgan Freeman. 

 

Panic Room 3.5 Denise hated this movie, I liked it a lot.  She called it an SUV film (silly, unbelievable and violent), I thought it was a cool thriller. 

 Although a bit implausible at times, I was engaged the entire time, it is scary (and yes a bit violent at times, imagine the sound of sledge hammer slamming into the bad guys skull, I hate when that happens).   

 

Kissing Jessica Stein 4 Finally a movie we both liked. 

 I really enjoyed the intelligent banter between the lead characters, sort of a West Wing feel.  Although it follows a traditional romantic comedy pattern (meet, fall in love, fall out of love, will they get back together?), the twist in KJS is that leads are women, one a confirmed bi-sexual, the other not so confirmed.  

 

Blade II 3 Mix one part Matrix, two parts Alien with a dash of Interview with a Vampire and you have Blade II, a very fast moving, violent, silly vampire kill-fest with excellent special effects and lots of zombies that get blowed up real good. 

 

Harrison's Flowers 2.5 First Mogidishu, then Vietnam, now Bosnia.... I am getting a little numb from all of the graphic war violence in the movies lately.   This version falls just short as one of it's two main story lines is just not plausible.  We are introduced to Harrison the photographer and his family just before he takes off for another international photo shoot, this time to Bosnia.   Word is sent back that he is killed in the fighting, but his wife refuses to believe that he is dead.  Does she seek more information to confirm her hope that he is still alive?  Does she rally government, press or family support to help her?  No, instead she takes off for Bosnia, alone, without telling anyone, to wander the war zone looking for her husband.  It didn't work for me.  

The second view this film takes is more compelling, as we get an inside view of the urban warfare and atrocities committed by both sides.  War is still hell. 

 

Showtime 3 Although it morphs into a standard buddy movie, it does so with a wink and a nod.  It opens as a very funny satire of go for broke TV with curmudgeon detective DeNiro avoiding the spotlight as best he can.  Along comes the showtime showboat, Eddie Murphy, whom the audience and DeNiro eventually come to like.  I liked the way the film found a balance between the comedy and the action, and I laughed throughout. 

 

The Time Machine 3 The original was one of my favorites as a kid, very scary and the special effects were so cool.  I was looking forward to the remake and wanted to like and it didn't disappoint.  Enough plot changes were added to make it interesting, but the core of the story remains.  

 

40 Days and 40 Nights 3.5 This film takes second place (just behind Orange County) in the "best movie that I almost didn't see because of a terrible preview that made it look like a stupid teen comedy but I did because Roger gave it a good review sweepstakes". 

 

We Were Soldiers 3 This is a true story of one of the first battles involving American troops in Vietnam.  It tells the heroic story of highly trained soldiers, using innovative helicopter battle techniques, fighting a war that no one understood.  The majority of the film is gruesome combat footage,  wave after wave of attacking Vietnamese soldiers are slain, American soldiers are slowed only by overheating mortar barrels (and since they are out of water, they cool the barrels with the only liquid available -- their urine).  The parallels to Black Hawk Down are many, yet I didn't like the film as much.  Perhaps the onslaught of screen violence is just too overwhelming, perhaps my own contempt for our involvement in Vietnam overshadowed the well made production, perhaps I just don't need to hear one more time that war is hell, and that senseless death is senseless. 

 

Hart's War 2.5 Hart's War features a WWII prison camp  environment we have seen before, including the obligatory mind battle between the senior German officer of the camp and the lead prisoner.  Why is it that the camp commander always manages to switch so easily between cruelty and civility?  Why is it that the American commanding officer always has the ability to stroll through the camp at will, at any time, into any location including the German commanders private residence?  (For a minute I thought I was watching an old Hogan's Heroes).  

Despite an excellent opening act, strong performances and an intriguing premise, Hart's War fades in the final 30 minutes as it tries too hard to set up conflicts that can only be resolved with honor and courage that is written in the script, but not believed on the screen.  

 

Collateral Damage 2.5 This is standard Arnold fare, this time he is avenging the collateral death of his wife and child who were killed during a terrorist bombing attack.  

Via several silly plot maneuvers, Arnold manages to find the terrorist in a rebel camp in the jungles of Columbia.  Arnold is holding a grenade and can see his victim through a window about 15 feet away.  Does Arnold:

A)  Pull the pin and throw the grenade through the window, killing the murderer of his family.

OR

B) take five minutes to set a very fragile fuse on the grenade and place the device on a conveniently located fuel tank just outside the window, then run away and scream at bystanders to get out of the way, his screams are of course heard by the victim who manages to escape just before the fuel tank explodes.  

Naturally B is the answer, which gives Arnold enough time to get captured twice, escape twice and of course save America from certain demise in the end.  

 

Orange County 3.5 Ebert has let me down recently (Gosford, Tenenbaums, ) but he redeemed himself on this one.  Often times a movie trailer ends up to be much better than the film it is promoting (how many times have I said "both of the jokes were in the preview"?), but here is a case where a well made comedy has a trailer put together by marketing morons.  The preview points to a stupid plot and teen movie stereotypes, but the movie I saw had real characters, laugh out loud scenes and Jack Black redeeming himself after a bad showing in  Shallow Hal. I had no intention of going, but Roger recommended it, and he was right on. 

 

 

 

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