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The Best of 2000,
MovieWatch picks the 'top 12' of the year:
Not only did I see fewer 2000 movies (down to 86 from 94 in 1999), but
the quality is dropping too. I only rated 19 movies at 3 1/2 or 4 stars (down
from 27 in 1999). Here are my favorites:
1) Traffic
2) The Perfect Storm
3) Cast Away
4) The Contender
5) Almost Famous
6) Pay it Forward
7) Nurse Betty
8) The Cell
9) Frequency
10) Remember the Titans
11) Meet the Parents
12) Best of Show
Here
are the 2000 Movies in alpha order.
Click
on the title for comments.
6th
Day, The
28 Days 
Adventures of Rocky &
Bullwinkle, The 
All the Pretty Horses

Almost Famous

American Psycho

Art of
War, The 
Bait 
Beach, The
Best of Show

Big
Kahuna, The 
Black and White

Boiler Room 
Boys Don't Cry

Cast Away

Cell, The 
Chocolat 
Contender,
The

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Dinosaur 
Dr. T and the Women

Dracula 2000

Erin
Brockivitch 
Exorcist,
The 
Eye of the
Beholder 
Final
Destination 
Finding Forrester

Frequency

Get Carter

Girl,
Interrupted 
Gift, The

Gladiator

Gone in 60 Seconds

Gossip 
High Fidelity 
Hollow Man

Holy Smoke 
In Crowd,
The

Jesus' Son

Legend of Bagger
Vance, The 
Legend of Drunken
Master, The 
Me, Myself and Irene

Meet the Parents

Men of Honor

Mission to Mars

Mission Impossible 2

Ninth
Gate, The

Nurse Betty

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Patriot,
The

Pay it Forward

Perfect
Storm, The

Pitch Black 
Pollock 
Proof of Life

Red Planet

Remember The Titans

Replacements,
The

Requiem for a Dream

Return to Me 
Rules of
Engagement 
Scary Movie

Scream 3 
Shaft 
Shanghai Noon

Snow
Falling on Cedars 
Small Time Crooks

Snatch 
Space Cowboys

State and Main

Sweet and
Lowdown
Tao of
Steve, The 
Thirteen Days

Time Code

Titan A. E.

Traffic

U-571

Unbreakable

Vertical Limit

Virgin
Suicides, The

Watcher,
The 
What Lies Beneath

Whipped

Whole Nine
Yards, The 
Wonder
Boys, The 
X Men

Yards,
The 
You Can Count on Me

| Movie |
Star Rating |
Comments |
| Pollock |
3 |
Pollock
is a biography of modern painter Jackson Pollock, brilliantly portrayed by
Ed Harris. Ed directed as well, just not as brilliantly.
It is, however, especially interesting to watch Harris create paintings
quickly before our eyes. Harris is either: A) an amazing
artist himself who studied hard to be able to duplicate Pollock's modern
art style OR B) this film uses incredible special effects OR C) Pollock's
work is pretty easy to mimic. I am leaning towards option C.
His style is appealing, but it also looks just like the design on the lamp
shade sitting on the end table in the house I grew up in. (Whoops,
need to correct that last sentence, you should never use a preposition to
end a sentence with).
I enjoyed the film, although not nearly as much as the real critics
did, this is showing up on top ten lists around the country. The
problem is that all we know about Pollock is that he paints a lot and
drinks a lot, we aren't given any clues as to why.
|
| Chocolat |
3.5 |
This
film is getting a lot of attention, including Miramax's annual "spend
a fortune on Variety ads to get our coolest movie nominated for an
Oscar campaign" (it worked).
It is a fable in the truest sense, and I liked it from beginning to
end. Chocolat is composed perfectly to give a sense of timelessness,
it really doesn't matter what year it is. The film is full of wonder
and joy, and if you just want to get away from it all, this is a good one
to see.
|
| You
Can Count on Me |
3 |
This
is a very well written film, characters are multifaceted, they react to
the situation, not to the character summary jotted down in the
script. The relationships are true, people interact in a genuine
fashion in this film. The director avoids the typical Hollywood clichés
and substitutes insight and meaning instead. Refreshing.
|
| The Gift |
3 |
I
read a true crime case where a citizen reports to police that he had a
dream in which he sees the details, including the perpetrator, of a
crime. The cops decided that he must be the bad guy, since he
knew all the details. That's what you get for trying to help. The
Gift explores similar territory, in this case a fortune teller who has
visions of a local crime. She helps get the bad guy convicted, but
then... whoops, what if he is innocent? We have a slate of
possible "real killers" to chose from but Hollywood
convention rules out the obvious psycho, so I started focusing on the
least likely perp, and sure enough, darn' tootin', he was the
one!
|
| Snatch |
3.5 |
This
is Pulp Fiction meets Fight Club, set in the UK featuring
characters with accents so thick that even the Brits can't understand
them.
The violence in the film finds a balance between shock and humor
similar to the approach in Fargo or Pulp. But I
suspect that many will not see the light side and will instead be repulsed
by the gritty nature of the film. This is not for kids.
Brad Pitt continues his quest to avoid the pretty boy label and he
succeeds as the speech challenged gypsy who can knock 'em out with one
punch (but loves his mum more than anything.) There are some scary
characters in this film, especially Mullet (Ewen Bremner), the powerful
crime leader who has a unique way of disposing of his victims.
I enjoyed the surrealistic cinematography in the film, it reminded me
of Three Kings, Requiem for a Dream and Traffic.
There is a new style emerging in film, taking advantage of technical
advances and heavily influenced by quick cut MTV videos.
|
| State and
Main |
3 |
I
always look forward to a David Mamet film, I enjoy his dialogue, the
interplay between his characters and his intelligent plots. Here, he
takes a light approach as he demonstrates the consequences of a Hollywood
movie company "invading" small town America. State and
Main reminded me of one of my favorites of 1999, Mumford, although I
didn't enjoy it as much.
|
| Thirteen
Days |
3 |
I
will never forget the moment. I was eight years old, just waking up
on a school day. My Mom sat by the bed and tried her best to explain
a global crisis that could result in thermo-nuclear war. I didn't
understand much of what she was saying, but I certainly understood her
fear. She was terrified, and I knew something big was
happening.
Since then I learned all about the blockade and the Turkish missile
exchange, but what I liked about Thirteen Days was the introduction of the
real battle in the White House, the struggle between President Kennedy and
his military leaders. They wanted war, and it was all he could do to
maintain his authority as they tried to conveniently get "rules of
engagement" approved that would likely lead to a Cuban
invasion. What I didn't like about "Thirteen Days" was
Kevin Costner. There really should be an act of Congress passed that
would prevent Kevin from appearing in any film that requires him to use an
accent. This time, it's the Kennedy New England dialect, and coming
from Kevin's mouth it is a constant distraction.
|
| Finding
Forrester |
2.5 |
This
film just misses, it just didn't hold my interest throughout.
It tells the story of an inner-city African-American high school student
who, despite his mediocre grades, is a voracious reader with extraordinary
writing skills. He links up with Sean Connery (Forrester), doing his
best Sean Connery imitation. After the obligatory, "Go
away, I am a crotchety old man" scene, Sean takes the boy under his
wing and helps him to refine his writing skills. The plot needs
controversy, of course, so a convoluted plagiarism event is
introduced. The climax features the spell binding speech where the
bad guy is embarrassed and we are supposed to feel great. I
didn't.
|
| Traffic |
4 |
Who
is the enemy in the "war on drugs?". Users like America's
children? Our sons, daughters, coworkers and friends? Drug
"kingpins" that import the goods? When the government defeats
one, their counterparts are helped by the elimination of the
competition. How can we stop the importation of drugs when we are
simultaneous opening our boarders wider? If we reduce supply, cost
goes up, and drug related crime increases to fund purchases. I don't
have the answers, the government doesn't and the point of Traffic
is that there isn't a solution. There are 2 million Americans in
state or federal prison. We lead the world in this category (in both
raw number and in % of population). The number of prisoners has
doubled in the last 10 years, and the majority of the increase is due to
the "war on drugs". Do you feel safer? do you think
there are less illicit drugs available? From my
comments, you may feel like Traffic is a documentary. Far
from it, it is a gripping drama with several fascinating story lines woven
together. It is complex, exciting, thought provoking and in my opinion,
the best movie of the year 2000.
|
| O
Brother, Where Art Thou? |
3 |
The
Coen Brothers are at it again, and they succeed with this wacky comedy
about a trio of prison escapees looking for their fortune. George
Clooney is excellent as the ring leader and the supporting cast is amusing
at every step. The movie has a mildly amusing approach throughout
and he musical numbers were a nice touch, I was pleasantly surprised at
how much I enjoyed them.
|
| Crouching
Tiger, Hidden Dragon |
2 |
I
am amazed at the spectacular reviews this film is getting. It is
showing up on Top 10 lists, and getting 4 stars from the best, and I just
don't get it. And it's not that I don't like the genre, I enjoy a
good martial arts film, and Jackie Chan sets the standard. So what
went wrong here... First of all, the "flying" scenes came
right out of Peter Pan (the 1950's TV version). The effects here
were laughable. The Matrix did these scenes perfectly, when a
character climbed the wall, each step was perfect. In CTHD, they
wiggle their legs like they can't wait for the wire to lower them down to
earth. I was bored between the martial arts scenes, nothing but
talking heads, bla, bla, bla. What a disappointment.
|
| All
the Pretty Horses |
3 |
This
is a well made film about righteousness. Matt Damon is a good guy, a
really good guy, and through circumstances not entirely of his own doing
finds himself in a Mexican prison in the 40's. Not a fun
place. He is brave, and honest, and just wants to be a good
cowboy.
|
| Dracula 2000 |
2 |
I
got tricked (bamboozled, waylaid, deceived)! This is advertised as
"Wes Craven's Dracula 2000", so I assumed he directed it.
Or produced it, or had something to do with the movie. Nope, he just
got the cash to put his name above the title. So I got stuck with a
mediocre remake of the bloodsucker guy. If you have seen the
trailer, you saw all the good scenes (both of them).
|
| Cast Away |
4 |
Director
Robert Zemeckis and Tom Hanks succeed again with the wonderfully made Cast
Away. From the extreme tension of the perfectly edited plane
crash scene to the subtleties of his loneliness on the island the film
plays with all of our emotions. If you haven't seen the
trailer or ads for this movie, avoid them, and get to the theatre.
If you have, read on.
NOTE: This is another one of my "don't read further if you don't
want to know the end" sections.
Why did the marketeers of this film feel it necessary to reveal in the
trailer the fact that Hanks makes it off the island after 4 1/2
years? What possible reason could they have in revealing the
ending? I didn't watch the trailer and tried not to hear it, but
it's next to impossible not to, and I heard the fateful line that revealed
the ending. Do they think people would watch the Super Bowl if
they knew the final score???
|
| Proof of
Life |
3 |
I
know one thing for sure after watching this film, I am very lucky to live
right here in these United States. The thought of living in, or even
visiting a third world country and doing without basic protections and
freedom is frightening. Proof of Life is about kidnapping for
ransom, a major industry in many lesser developed countries. Not
something I am interested in learning about first hand. Director
Taylor Hackford has made a solid drama, featuring Meg Ryan (wearing that
same old t-shirt again) and Russell Crowe (looking very serious and macho
in every scene). The movie got a lot of press because this is how
Meg and Russ met, therefore leading to the breakup of her marriage to
Dennis Quaid. My wife thinks that Russ looked better old, gray and
overweight in The Insider. (maybe that's why she likes
me). Anyway, this is an engaging action flick, worthwhile
especially if the popcorn is fresh.
|
| Vertical
Limit |
3 |
Vertical
Limit features breathtaking action scenes that are expertly
filmed. These scenes, especially early in the film, are the reason
to see this mountain climbing thriller. However, the writer and
director must have felt that the action sequences weren't good
enough. To spice things up they introduce six canisters of
nitro glycerin, enough to turn Mt. Everest into a parking lot, in an apparent
attempt to meet the Hollywood explosion quota. The
alleged purpose of the nitro is to open a hole in the snow covering a
crevasse where the remaining members of the climbing party are
trapped. hmmm.... a couple of snow shovels would have
been more appropriate. In any case, despite the over the top third
act, Vertical Limit is worth the cost of admission (at least the
bargain matinee).
|
| The
Legend of Bagger Vance |
3 |
This
is nice, gentle film. It wanders through a time in history when
world class athletes could practice for a week after a 10 year layoff and
still be world class. A time when honor was important, even more
important than how much money was at stake. It's a nice story, well
told, but not overwhelming in any sense.
Bagger is played by Will Smith, as the caddy who is really a coach for
Rannulph Junuh (Matt Damon). If Bagger were alive today he would be
on Oprah every day. He is nice... and gentle... and seems to have an
amazing effect on Junuh by making subtle suggestions on life and
golf. He changes Junuh's life, then walks into the
sunset. A Christ figure? Perhaps.... or he may just be a
wise and gentle man enjoying life by helping others enjoy theirs.
|
| Requiem
for a Dream |
3.5 |
This
is Darren Aronofsky's second film, his first effort, Pi,
was made for $60,000. This time he has some real money to work with
and he certainly knows how to use it. His visual approach is fresh
and fascinating, camera angles are unusual and he uses fantasy sequences
to surprise and amaze us. The performances are outstanding, led by
Ellen Burstyn. Her portrayal of a retiree facing the downward spiral
of drug addiction will lead to an Academy Award nomination, in my
opinion. She is one of four lead characters all headed
downward fast as drugs overwhelm their lives. And therein lies my
only criticism of the film. The story arc is one dimensional, the
characters head downhill fast, without hope or redemption. There are
no good guys, and no bad guys either, they have only themselves to
blame.
NOTE: This film is not rated but is clearly for adults, it has some
very intense scenes.
|
| Unbreakable |
3.5 |
"I
see live people"
That's one way to sum up Unbreakable, the latest by
writer/director/producer M. Night Shyamalan, the creator of The
Sixth Sense. Again he pairs with Bruce Willis (who has
finally given up on his cheesy hairpieces and adopted a buzz cut of what
is left of his hair). Bruce is alive this time, very
alive.
M. is clearly in control of every aspect of Unbreakable, the
pacing is deliberate, the look consistent. The plot unfolds
carefully, building suspense slowly and effectively. I suspect that
many will describe this film as too slow, and they may be disappointed when
comparing this effort to the shock ending of Sixth Sense. But I
enjoyed it more, I found it original and thought provoking.
|
| The 6th Day |
3 |
I
had heard that this movie was about cloning, but I was wrong. It is
actually about a really, really good Xerox machine that can make perfect
copies of human beings (including their memory, scars and wrinkles) in
about 10 minutes. With cloning of course, you would have to
wait 40 years to produce a 40 year old human, and then all you would have
is an identical twin. But after you accept this incredible piece of
science (and I did), the movie is a fun, futuristic, shoot 'em up full of chase
scenes, escapes and lots of people being xeroxed after getting killed by
Arnold over and over. I also got a kick out of their representation
of the future, including an XFL quarterback with a salary of $300 million
per
year.
|
| Men of Honor |
3 |
Men
of Honor tells the story of a man who will stop at nothing to reach
his goals. The film is very well made and has some harrowing
action scenes that were perfectly filmed and edited.
Cuba Gooding Jr. plays Carl Brashear and the film is based on his
life. He overcomes his limited education, institutional racism and
physical challenges to reach the rank of Master Chief in the U.S.
Navy. His determination against high odds is admirable.
However, his quest reminded me of mountain climbers that will train for
months, ignoring their family while spending a fortune just to get to the
top. How much could Brashear have accomplished if he channeled his
amazing drive to the betterment of his fellow man?
|
| Red Planet |
2.5 |
Red
Planet begins painfully, as the writer decided to forgo any attempt at
characterization by simply having the narrator give us 5 second
personality descriptions of the crew as they enter the space craft.
It get better from there, although the "science" is laughable at
times. And the "surprises" weren't. When they were
gasping for air as their space suit oxygen tanks ran out, didn't they
notice the clouds in the sky and the wind whipping the dust right in front of their faces?
This Mars has an atmosphere, take off your helmets guys! (they did, just
in the nick of time).
|
| The Yards |
2.5 |
The
Yards has a lot going for it, but the ending falls short and prevents me
from recommending it. Performances and character development are
excellent, pacing is deliberate but gripping and the first two acts have a
lifelike feel. But the third act drops down a level and is too
contrived.
|
| The
Legend of Drunken Master |
2.5 |
This
Jackie Chan movie is several years old, but just now released in the
U.S. It is dubbed in English, but of course that doesn't really
matter, because the highlights of any Jackie Chan film have nothing to do
with dialogue. Drunken Master features some of the best Chan
action I have seen, but that's all it has. His last Hollywood
release (Shanghai Noon) had good (not great) action but was a
better overall movie.
|
| Best of Show |
3.5 |
I
laughed hard and often at this fake documentary about the world of dog
shows. Christopher Guest (writer / director) continues in the Spinal
Tap tradition with a wicked satire that is funny
throughout.
|
| Pay it
Forward |
4 |
An
excellent movie. But if you don't like to know much about a film
before you see it, stop reading now.
*********************
Pay it Forward is a fascinating blend of three story lines.
First, the love story between Arlene and Eugene, with only an alcohol
soaked past in common. The performances here by Kevin Spacey and
Helen Hunt are outstanding. The title provides the second
thread as a 7th grader (Haley Joel Osment - the kid with the great vision
from The Sixth Sense) develops the naive idea that he can
change the world by encouraging people to repay a kind act by forwarding
three more to others. Sort of a human kindness honor system
marketing ponzi scheme. The clever construction of the third element
is what makes it interesting. A reporter investigates the pay
it forward scheme backwards after being a recipient (new Jaguar) while the
rest of the movie moves forward to catch up with his trek that started 4
months earlier. Sound confusing? It wasn't. It
worked.
(MOVIE ENDING REVEALED BELOW)
Prior to seeing the film, I had inadvertently seen a reference to the
"twist" at the end of this film that was incorrectly compared to
the major shock at the end of The Sixth Sense. The end to Pay
it Forward is not a plot twist, it doesn't change what went before as
in The Usual Suspects. And although many may find it shocking
and unnecessary I feel it is the key to the whole film.
Without the martyr element, the pay it forward movement never would get
the boost that it needs to have a real impact. The ultimate
irony. And the subtle approach to the delivery of that message was
perfect.
|
| Dr.
T and the Women |
2.5 |
Robert
Altman directs and as a big fan, that's what drew me to the movie.
His trademark free form dialogue is present in many scenes, and the
performances are good, but that doesn't offset the lack of a compelling
story. And I am sure he meant something by the presence of
water in almost every scene (rain, fountains, sprinklers, etc.) but it
went way over my head.
|
| The
Contender |
4 |
This
is a compelling, thoughtful political thriller. If you have seen the
preview, you have seen the first 3/4 of the movie, so if you haven't,
don't.
The Contender succeeds on many fronts, starting with the
fascinating characters, especially Senator Runyan, expertly played by Gary
Oldman. I predict an Oscar nomination for Oldman.
My favorite TV show is The West Wing, an intriguing and well
made drama about the inner workings of the White House. The
Contender offers what the small screen can't, the difference of an R
rated drama. The gritty realism of the movie kept me
interested throughout and makes this one of the best movies of the
year.
|
| Get Carter |
1.5 |
Oh
well, the end of the winning streak, but it's my own fault. I broke
rule number one again (don't see a movie that isn't released for critical
review prior to opening day).
Sylvester isn't the problem in this movie, the convoluted plot
is more sinister than Stallone's character. It takes forever
to get nowhere.
NOTE: There was a refreshing scene, one that I have waited a long time
to see. Many action movies have car chases where the bad guy pulls
along side the good guy and either 1) turns into the good guy's car or 2)
points his gun at the good guy or 3) talks to the good guy through the
window (even though they are traveling at 80 mph.) At this point I
generally yell directly at the screen (to the good guy) and say: "hit
the brakes!", that would of course put him in a much safer position, behind
the bad guy. But they never do, they seem to prefer staying even
him. Amazingly, in Get Carter, Stallone executes the braking maneuver,
before I even suggested it!
|
| Meet the
Parents |
3.5 |
2000
is finally starting to deliver some quality movies. After a weak
summer season, Meet the Parents follows Almost Famous, Nurse
Betty and Remember the Titans as highly recommended
films. Even the popcorn is tasting better.
Ben Stiller is perfect as the prospective son-in-law meeting the
protective father and finds that everything he says and does is wrong, or
misunderstood, or both. Robert DeNiro continues his hot streak as a
comic actor.
I suspect this film will be compared to Something About Mary,
but I found it funnier, and it is certainly less crude.
The comedy works because it fits the characters and isn't inserted just
for the laugh. Everyone has good intentions: there are no village
idiots, bratty kids or pompous reporters that are so easy to wrap humor
around. And although the plot is certainly stretched to
facilitate the jokes, it all fits together well and comes complete with a feel good
ending.
|
| Remember
The Titans |
3.5 |
This
is based on the true story of a Virginia High School that is forced to
integrate it's student body and it's football team in 1971. It is
decided that a black football coach will be in charge, leaving the
local hero coach as the assistant.
Early in the film, I kept thinking that things were going too well,
people don't overcome life long prejudices this quickly. The team
comes together, interracial friendships are made, the coaches battle (but
stay united), people act wonderfully in a difficult situation. A
fantasy perhaps, that will likely bring criticism. However, I see
this film not as the retelling of a true story but rather as a beacon of
hope. It has a tremendous optimism that will make you feel
good, if you let it.
|
| Nurse Betty |
4 |
This
is the perfect movie to walk into cold, so I won't reference the plot
here. The performance of Renee Zellweger (Nurse Betty) steals the
show, she is a joy to watch. If you like character driven,
offbeat films.... give this one a chance.
|
| The Exorcist |
4 |
I
almost didn't bother to see this again, I remembered all the "good
parts" very well. I am glad I did, because I had forgotten how
really good this movie is. The famous shots that everyone remembers
are still just as scary but I more impressed by the careful crafting of
the ancillary scenes.
|
| Bait |
3 |
The
preview of this movie gives the impression that this is a silly comedy in
the Martin Lawrence / David Spade mode. Based on that impression, I
had no interest in attending. But I had a popcorn craving and Roger
said this was a good one, so off I went. The preview forgot to
mention that there is a credible set-up, gritty action and a great
performance by Jamie Foxx. This movie is a lot of fun.
|
| The Watcher |
2 |
The
streak of good movies ended at one. Back to the dismal summer of
2000. There are many things wrong with this movie, starting with a
poor casting job; Marisa Tomei as a psychiatrist? James Spader is
supposed to be a stressed out FBI agent with serious mental health
problems, but he looks way too good for that character. Guess who
plays the police captain?? Yup, for the 12,000th time in a Hollywood
thriller, the captain is played by a black guy. And the serial
killer? Keanu Reeves (Huh?) He would not be believable as the
killer of a box of Wheaties (cereal killer, but you knew that.)
|
| Almost
Famous |
4 |
It
was nice to see a good movie again.
This is Cameron Crowe's first since Jerry McGuire, and it
has a very pleasant feel to it. It is easy to like, especially for
someone like me who went to High School in the late '60's, always wishing
I could be a rock star.
It features great performances by Kate Hudson, Patrick Fugit and
Frances McDormand. It mixes drama and comedy very well and
moves along at a nice pace, I found it very engaging.
NOTE: I had a serious deja vu watching this movie. A high school
kid tries to sneak a rock album into the house, and Mom finds it, declares
it subversive, and bans it from the house. I lived this scene.
My well intended Dad took my copy of Chicago Transit Authority (first
album, before they became "Chicago"), read the liner notes and
declared it subversive, never to be played in his house. (Of course,
I played it anyway, just at really low volume.)
|
| The Tao
of Steve |
2 |
Not
only is this summer's movie season really bad, but now I have to sit
through essentially the same movie two days in a row. Here is
the plot: Scuzzbag lead character "Dex" exists only to deceive
women in an attempt to have sex.
The Tao is Dex's philosophy on how to pick up women, only
slightly more sophisticated than the approach of the lowlifes in Whipped.
The Steve represents "cool guys" like Steve McGarett
(Hawaii Five-O), Steve Austin (The Million Dollar Man) and the ultimate
Steve.... McQueen. But of course Dex doesn't follow his own
teachings when he finds someone he really likes, and for some unknown
reason, she likes him too. He is a total loser, she's not, but leave
it to Hollywood to have them together at the end.
They say that everyone in LA is writing a screenplay, it's hard to
believe that so many of them are so bad. hmmm..... "Once
upon a time....
|
| Whipped |
1.5 |
It
is rare when a movie comes along that is absolutely consistent, where the
acting, direction and script are in perfect sync. Whipped is
that unusual film that not only has a despicable screenplay and wretched
performances but also manages to be totally predictable. A total
waste of the talent of Amanda Peet.
The summer of 2000 is turning out to be a sad one for movies, hard to
believe that my choices on a holiday weekend were this mess and another
sequel to the Highlander series. When does Survivor II
start???
|
| The Art of
War |
2 |
Another
movie not released for review by critics prior to opening, so you know
what that means (see The In Crowd, below). And once again my
better judgment was overcome by the thought of a large buttered
popcorn.
This film actually had potential, several of the scenes are well done,
but it shoots itself in the foot over and over with ridiculous plot
developments. And although there are no other indications of super
powers or sci-fi in the movie, for some reason the characters all have the
ability to leap from high places (40+ feet), land on concrete, and run
away without the expected shattered ankles. Maybe it's the camera
angle... or just bad direction.
|
| The Cell |
3.5 |
The
last time I highly recommended a movie based on its incredible visual
impact (What Dreams May Come) I was almost voted out of the
reviewers union. So with that warning, here I go again.
The Cell is an amazing visual feast, so grab some popcorn, sit in front
and let the wonders of year 2000 special effects wash over
you. The plot is your standard serial killer, young girl in peril thriller,
but as Roger always says: "It's not what it is about, but how it is
about it". The how is terrific, so head for the cineplex.
|
| The
Replacements |
2.5 |
I
shouldn't have liked this movie as much as I did. It really isn't
very good. If you saw the preview, you saw the movie, except for the
ending. But of course it's a sports movie, so you know how it ends
(big play, our hero, etc.). There are some embarrassingly bad
moments in this film, but it also has a sort of sweet charm to it, and a
few scenes that really worked (you have to like the "I Will
Survive" rendition in the jail lockup).
NOTE: I can't stand Summerall and Madden doing an NFL game, they were
even worse playing themselves in this movie. Summerall looks like a
wax museum statue of himself, Madden is his usually blubbering self.
|
| Hollow Man |
3 |
Hollow
Man starts as a sci-fi movie featuring amazing (and transparent)
special effects that overshadow the weak characterizations. Then it
transitions into a horror movie in the Alien tradition.
The special effects clearly lead the way in the third act as the bad guy tries
to pick off our heroes one by one. The final battles
include surprisingly intelligent moves by the hunted as they try to
bring the Hollow Man into view.
Note: I continue to be amazed at the evolution of computer generated
special effects. They seem to get geometrically better each
year. Both movies I saw this weekend (Hollow Man and Space Cowboys)
had wonderful effects that simply can't be detected as such. I can't
begin to imagine the state of computer imagery five years from now.
I can't wait.
|
| Space
Cowboys |
3 |
There
are many films where the plot is so hokey that no matter how good the rest
of the film is I just can't buy it. Mission Impossible II comes to
mind. Space Cowboys has a ridiculous set-up too, but the boys
are so much fun and the movie has such an upbeat first half that I was
able to overlook the unlikely story contrivances. The four
semi-legends (Eastwood, Jones, Sutherland and Garner) seemed to have a
great time making this film, and that made it fun to watch.
|
| What Lies Beneath |
2 |
You
can't accuse the director of What Lies Beneath of using the
standard horror movie cliché of having the cat jump out from behind the
door to scare the audience. He was much more creative than that, he
had the pet dog do it. The first act of this film is filled with
drawn out scenes punctuated by a standard "gotcha", that makes
one jump (they worked on me). I reacted to the editing
expertise, but I was never scared. In fact the audience laughed at
most of these. And although this is a very well acted film, the
story is very predictable and therefore this is a movie I can't
recommend. There are so many obvious clues, it was easy to see where
the story was going.
|
| The In Crowd |
2.5 |
There
was nothing else I wanted to see and I needed a popcorn fix, so I violated
one of the rules and went to a movie that had not been released to critics
ahead of its opening. This is normally a kiss of death, as studios
only take this drastic step if they know they have a total loser, and they
don't want the bad pub. But the popcorn was victorious. Surprisingly,
my low expectations were exceeded. After a slow start this teen
thriller about bitchiness and revenge actually had some entertaining
moments. But don't bother going to the big screen, you will see one
copy of it soon at Blockbuster.
|
| X Men |
3 |
X
Men has a very promising opening, I liked the way the concept was
established. I understood the "rules" and was ready to
play. Although the look of this film is no where near as compelling
as that of The Matrix, it does establish a sci-fi world that
makes sense in its own way. Based on a cartoon series, X Men has to
bridge the gap to film. I liked the way it handled the silliness of
cartoon names and practices by having one of the leads laugh at them for
us. The effects are great at times but the quality drops below what
we have come to expect most of the time. The whole production has
sort of an "A-" quality to it, not quite top-notch. And
after the strong open, the film degrades, the ending was weak and was
incredibly obvious about setting up the sequel.
|
| Jesus' Son |
2 |
This
is a limited release "art" film that I wanted to see because
Roger gave it a good rating and because it features some great character
actors (Holly Hunter, Dennis Hopper and Jack Black). I was
disappointed. It tells the story of a meek, weak drug addict, his
girlfriend and their "adventures". Other than one
very funny scene involving a knife accident, the movie falls flat.
Although very well acted, I just didn't care for these characters.
Their travels are not interesting, they are boring, and redemption is not
in the cards. And I never did get the title.... There is
never any indication that they intend for the title to be taken literally,
and if not, then why go with it?
|
| Scary Movie |
3 |
You
should only consider seeing this movie if:
1) You have seen Scream 1, 2 & 3, I Know What You Did Last
Summer, Halloween and The Matrix.
2) You are age 18 or over.
3) You are not offended by fart jokes, penis jokes, breast
implant jokes and drug use humor.
For those of us left, Scary Movie, is at times a very funny
movie. It is also crude, sophomoric and has as many jokes that fail
as ones that make it.
|
| The Patriot |
3 |
On
one level this is a film about one mans involvement in the Revolutionary
War. It is also a revenge movie; a series of brutal and
escalating exchanges proving only that revenge is never sweet and never
enough. An alarming centerpiece of The Patriot is a horrific
slaughter of civilians in a church that defies explanation. This
ultimate act takes the film to another level, that of exposing man's
inhumanity towards his fellow man. It is a scene that doesn't fit
well with the rest of the film, it pulls it into a hell rarely seen on
screen. Were massacres like this typical during the
Revolutionary War? or is this just an attempt to make the movie bad
guy as evil as possible? In any case, it is a very disturbing scene that
drags the film down.
|
| The
Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle |
3 |
What
a strange combination: 1) A cartoon remake, 2) starring Robert De Niro, 3)
rated PG-13.
If you didn't like the original cartoon series, don't bother, you won't
like this movie (and won't "get it" either). If you are a
fan of R&B, I suspect you will be mildly amused as I was. The
remake stays true to the original; full of corny puns, the throw-away
plot, Rocky's endless optimism and Bullwinkles "lower than a
moose" IQ.
The occasional reference to classic movies* makes for some fun moments,
and overall this is a pleasant summer diversion.
*watch for De Niro giving a fresh read to lines from Taxi Driver.
|
| The
Perfect Storm |
4 |
Finally
a really good movie in the Year 2000!
This is a summer action movie that goes beyond the usual effects and
chase scenes. Based on a true story, this drama about a fishing boat
and a fierce storm will keep you interested from start to finish.
On-screen peril isn't gripping unless you care about the characters, and
they are well established in the opening scenes. The introductions
are followed by some fascinating scenes that show exactly how deep sea
commercial fisherman make their living. These are a great set up to
the storm that follows. Forget about MI:2, this is the movie to
see!
WARNING: SIGNIFICANT PLOT POINTS REVEALED BELOW
As good as The Perfect Storm is, it's not perfect. The
special effects are excellent, but there are times when the fishing boat
is put through hoops that are just too over the top (literally). And
the waves are way too big to be believed. Finally, as much as I
liked this movie, I don't think it will be a big hit because of the
ending. Films succeed based on word of mouth, and too many folks are
not going to be happy with the end of this movie.
|
| Me,
Myself and Irene |
2.5 |
The
Farrelly Brothers (Something About Mary) are at it again, with Jim
Carrey in two of the title roles. He plays Charlie and Hank, split
personalities from opposite ends of the spectrum. There are several
funny scenes, usually when the "bad" Carrey character is on
screen, but the one that had me rolling involved the "good" Jim
and a cow. Some of the gross out humor isn't gross or humor, and
that keeps M, M & I from being recommended. However, I have to admit
that the scenes with Charlies' sons are a guilty pleasure. I
have always liked Carrey's physical comedy, he can't be blamed for this
not being a great movie. So, don't expect Something About Mary,
but if you are a diehard Carrey fan, you might like this film.
|
| Titan A.
E. |
2 |
This
is a well made animated science fiction film. It features a nice mix
of traditional and computer generated animation. The story is
fine, but I was bored, and I would have liked this much better if it was
live action instead of animation.
|
| Shaft |
1.5 |
The
good news about this film is the title song. They left it
alone. Unfortunately, that was the only good choice in the making of
the movie.
The director of a cop drama should pick a style and stick with
it. When I think of great ones like 48 Hours, Lethal
Weapon or Heat, they all have that quality. A consistent
approach and a level of realism that remains throughout. At times
Shaft tries the gritty, realistic approach, at other times it plays like a
comic book.
The second problem with the film centers around the ethics of the lead
characters. When they encounter "dirty" cops, what
do they do? Shoot them. Without hesitation. A cold
blooded revenge killing plays out before their eyes, what do they do?
Chuckle their way into the next scene.
Disturbing.
|
| Gone
in 60 Seconds |
1.5 |
Random
questions from a movie fan:
1) How can a movie about car theft not have any good car chases in it?
2) How can a movie "starring" Angelina Jolie not put her on
screen for more than 10 minutes and not give her more than one good line
(the one in the preview, of course).
This is not a good film. Nicholas Cage borrows his ConAir
character (bad boy gone straight, "just tryin' to help"), and
Jolie is severely underutilized. This film is filled with bad clichés,
predictable plot moves and doesn't bother to have any clever or
interesting characters.
|
| Dinosaur |
3 |
The
special effects here are outstanding. It's interesting to compare Dinosaur
to Jurassic Park, the latter featured about 18 screen minutes of computer
animation, while the new one is constant dinos. Plus, the graphics
artists have finally conquered the "hair" effect; the fur on the
monkeys is perfect. The story is typical Disney, good for the
kids, nice for adults, with all the right redeeming qualities.
I loved the opening and the meteor shower is amazing.
Roger commented that this film went downhill when the dinosaurs started
talking. He felt that the visuals were so good that the human-like
creatures were out of place. It didn't bother me, this is a Disney
movie, and I expected the banter. At least the T-Rex's didn't
break into song wearing pink Tutus.
|
| Small
Time Crooks |
3 |
Woody
Allen again just plays himself, but this light and funny story is enough
to overcome his overexposure. There are some very funny moments in
this film, so if you like Woody, you will like this movie.
|
| Shanghai
Noon |
3 |
Jackie
Chan is up to his usual antics; amazingly choreographed fight
scenes. But the movie is stolen by his new age, can't shoot straight
sidekick, played by Owen Wilson. The combination makes for a very
funny (although sometimes silly) western. When the lines are too
long for MI:2, check out out Shanghai Noon
instead.
|
| Mission
Impossible 2 |
2 |
The
first time that a character in MI:2 peels off his mask revealing his true
identity, I was surprised, it was an effective plot move. The
second time this trick from the old TV show was used it still made
sense. The third and fourth times were completely ridiculous.
After a strong open, MI:2 becomes laughable. The mask peel offs are
predictable, the action scenes become increasingly absurd, and John Woo's
direction is stale. Example: Our hero and the bad guy are
chasing each other on motorcycles. They square off and ride toward
each other at top speed. Will they crash? ... will they veer off at
the last minute? ... Of course not. They simply leap off their
bikes (at 60mph each), collide in mid air, and roll to the ground to
continue their battle. I couldn't stop laughing.
|
| Time Code |
3 |
Time
Code takes a very interesting approach. The film is split into 4
segments, all shown simultaneously, each occupying 1/4 of the
screen. Each segment was shot in real time and the action in each is
occurring at the same time in the story. It may sound like a lot to
keep track of, but the writer/director (Mike Figgis, "Leaving Las
Vegas") keeps some of the segments low key as he alternates dialogue
between the different scenes. The effect is fascinating when
characters move from one panel into the next, first followed by one
camera, then two, as they are "handed off" into the next
scene. I liked this movie because of the approach, the story
itself is thin. At the end of the film we are informed that the
actors improvised all of their dialogue, based on a predetermined
structure and that each scene was shot in one take. This made me
appreciate their performances more, but doesn't make the story any
better. If you are a film buff, this is a good movie to check
out.
|
| The Big
Kahuna |
1.5 |
My
wife says this should have been titled My Dinner With
Larry. Although neither of us have seen My Dinner With
Andre, just the thought of an entire movie about a conversation
between two people is boring. The Big Kahuna adds a
third character, but it's not enough to keep you awake. I love
going in to movies without knowing much about them but this film is the
downside of that approach. Don't bother watching this one, rent
American Beauty instead.
|
| The Virgin Suicides |
2.5 |
Francis
Coppola's daughter Sofia wrote and directed this movie, and she proves to
be much more capable in this capacity than she did as an actor in
Godfather III. I enjoyed the acting, especially James Woods
(perfect as the father) and this tale of teens growing up in the 70's
brought back some memories. However, the story wasn't strong enough
to recommend this film. The relationship between the boys and the
sisters just wasn't deep enough and there isn't a hint of what pushed the
girls to be represented in the title of the movie.
|
| U-571 |
3 |
I
loved submarine movies as a kid (e.g. Run Silent, Run Deep and Torpedo
Run) . I remember classic scenes like: 1) The "depth charge
attack", where the underwater bombs get closer and closer, the sub
shakes and rocks, the sailors fall to the floor and the pipes start to
leak. 2) The "take it deeper" scene, where the captain
orders the sub to go deeper than it is designed to go (to avoid the
"depth charge attack"); the sub creaks and moans,
the pipes burst and the depth gauge goes beyond the Guinness record for
deepest dive.... and 3) the "fake out the enemy scene" by
stuffing junk in the torpedo tube (and bodies) and sending it all to the
surface so that the bad guys think that the "depth charge
attack" was successful. I could watch these movies over and
over. And actually, I just did. U-571 uses all of these
famous scenes, adds a new twist and features the most explosive torpedo
ever built. But I didn't mind the repetition, it was fun, exciting
and well made.
|
| Gladiator |
2.5 |
The
first summer movie of 2000 is a disappointment. If nothing else, a
gladiator film must have great fight scenes and this one doesn't. It
was difficult to follow the action, hard to tell who was who, and there
are far too many close ups. The opening battle scene is terrific
until the point where the hand to hand combat begins, then it fades
fast.
The plot line is very predictable early on, but then switches gears and
becomes more interesting. However, it takes too long to tell the
story, the second half drags on far too long. This should have been
a two hour movie.
|
| Frequency |
3.5 |
Science
Fiction, by definition, requires the audience to accept an alternate
reality. The time travel/time warp genre has been done many times
before and it always introduces logic conflicts and plot
difficulties. Frequency handles these by establishing the
rules of the game early on and sticking with them. Once
you have accepted the new reality, you are free to enjoy the drama of the
story. (The Matrix, on the
other hand, had no rules and therefore I couldn't accept the plot
line)
Frequency is really three films in one: 1)
science fiction time warp 2) murder mystery thriller and 3) father / son
tear jerker. All three deliver.
|
| Gossip |
3 |
This
is a stylish thriller featuring an apartment than any GenXer would
trade all of their MP3's just to live in for a week. It's a
story about college students (who all appear to be about 30) with way too
much time on their hands. They like to gossip, just for fun.
They decide to tell a tale to see how far it will travel, but the game
gets serious in a hurry. Like most thrillers, some of the plot turns
are a bit far fetched, but overall it works.
|
| American Psycho |
2.5 |
American
Psycho is a film that takes a lot of chances. Most people won't like the results.
I found it intriguing, but ultimately not compelling enough to recommend.
This is a movie about superficiality in the 80's and how a sociopath is able to
(amazingly) fit right in. It features a group of yuppies who are far more concerned
with having reservations at trendy restaurants than having real conversations. The
performance by Chistian Bale is very good, but so over the top at times that the satire
became almost silly. Most movie goers will hate this film, so if you are
intrigued by offbeat fare, see American Psycho quickly before it disappears. |
| 28 Days |
2 |
This
plays like a TV movie with Sandra Bullock miscast as the alcoholic drug abuser.
Where is Angelina Jolie when you need her? Sandy transforms quickly from the
happy drunk to a couple of days of the shakes, then immediately into a bright,
insightful, caring person as quickly as you can turn a page in this thin script.
|
| Return to Me |
3.5 |
This
was not on my list to see, but I needed a popcorn fix, and Roger said it was good. I
was very pleasantly surprised. If you like romantic comedies you will love this
movie. If you are like me, and prefer other genres, you will still like it.
The characters are fun, there are quite a few laughs and the script avoids the usual
clichés. If you are looking for pleasant, appealing fare, check this one out.
As an added bonus, it takes place in Chicago. |
| Rules of Engagement |
2 |
Rules
of Engagement is a military courtroom drama and like all courtroom drama's, you know who
is going to win before the "All Rise" on the first day. Samuel L. Jackson
is on trial for what is presented as a despicable murder of civilians. What is
supposed to happen is that as the "evidence" unfolds we find out that it wasn't
despicable at all, rather the slaughter of women and children was aok. The case
isn't made and the problem with the movie is that he should
have been found guilty.
|
| Black and White |
3 |
This
is an interesting film that features strong performances by two unlikely candidates:
Brooke Shields and Mike Tyson. Mike plays himself, reportedly improvised most of his
scenes, and manages to finish the film without any ear chewing (lucky for Brooke).
Although I enjoyed many of the scenes, the third act plot changes were
confusing. |
| High Fidelity |
3.5 |
John
Cusack's character spends a good part of this movie talking to the camera, as an in scene
narrator. But those aren't the good parts. Jack Black steals the show as
Barry, the very sarcastic and very knowledgeable
record store clerk. He knows
everything there is to know about every rock/pop/soul album ever released and if you
don't, he won't even sell you a copy. You have to wonder how they stay in business.
High Fidelity continues Cusack's string of off beat movies, and it
has quite a few very funny moments. Surprisingly, the score is disappointing,
but Black makes up for it. I predict a best supporting actor nomination going in his
direction.
|
| Sweet and Lowdown |
2.5 |
Sean
Penn is good in the lead role, although I am not sure his performance is truly worthy of
an Oscar nomination. After all, he tends to slip into a weak "Tommy
Flanagan" impersonation too often. Tommy, of course, was the "lying
guy" played by Jon Lovitz on SNL, and Penn adopts a nasal, whiny approach to his
character that was distracting at times. |
| Erin Brockivitch |
3 |
Adapted
true stories are becoming more popular these days (The Hurricane, The Insider, Boys Don't
Cry), and in each case they receive criticism for not being more accurate.
Conversely, Roger didn't like this movie because they accurately
portrayed the wardrobe (or lack of it) worn by Ms. Brockivitch. He said it was
distracting. Distraction is not always a bad thing. Julia
Roberts is very good in this role. The plot moves along nicely, their are several
funny moments and even though the trailer gave away most of the movie, it's still a good
one.
|
| Final Destination |
3.5 |
One
of the joys of movies for me is when I see a movie cold (knowing nothing about the film)
and it turns out to be a winner. The only thing I knew about Final Destination
was what I learned from the picture in the movie ad, and that picture had nothing to do
with the film! Rather than give away the fun, I will only say that this is not high
art, but it is a new twist on an old formula that works. This is a great popcorn
movie. |
| Mission to Mars |
3 |
After
hearing very mixed and mostly negative reviews, I decided to see this film only after
being asked by my sister to join her and her two little ones (ages 6 and 5). The
movie was pretty good but the ongoing whispered commentary of my nephew made it even more
fun. He sure does have lots of questions! Back to the movie... The
opening scene was terrible, but once they get into space things pick up. Special
effects, as I have said many times, are becoming routine, but most of the visuals in
Mission to Mars were quite good. There are some exciting and tense
"danger" scenes followed by an ending inspired by Contact that worked
for me. |
| The Ninth Gate |
2 |
One
of the dangers of my relentless efforts to NOT know much about a movie prior to viewing is
that sometimes I go in with totally invalid assumptions. For some reason I thought
The Ninth Gate was a science fiction thriller, but was surprised to learn that it is a
gothic duller. This is a boring movie and Johnny Depp really looks silly trying to
look old. |
| Pitch Black |
2 |
This
is a very standard sci-fi horror movie (Alien "light") complete with
the entire array of horror clichés. Vin Diesel (what a great action movie star
name!) is the only bright spot, I expect that his career will continue upwards. |
| The Beach |
2 |
Most
of this film takes places near Thailand on a beautiful island with an incredible lagoon
and beach. The opening provides potential for a good adventure, but doesn't
deliver on the promise. The characters escape to a paradise island but they are also
escaping all responsibility, even to their friends and neighbors. The fatal flaw of
the film is that no one steps up to take the heroic role, they all fade, they all fail.
|
| The Wonder Boys |
3 |
Quirky
is the definitive word here. This is a quirky story with quirky characters doing
quirky things. It has a World According to Garp feel to it, just not as
far out there. I found it amusing and interesting, but a little light. More
substance needed to make it a top notch film. |
| Boys Don't Cry |
3 |
A
very intelligent film about a group of people who are not. Based on a true story,
this is a collection of misfits right off the set of Jerry Springer, with the
exception of the lead character. The Best Actress nomination for Hilary Swank
is very well deserved, she does an incredible job with her role. |
| The Whole Nine
Yards |
3 |
Another
mobster comedy along the lines of Analyze This, but this time it's a Hungarian
gang. Other than that bit of political correctness, it's fairly standard comedic
fair. Funny bits throughout and a very good performance by Amanda Peet. |
| Boiler Room |
2 |
First
time writer/director Ben Younger presents some very powerful scenes early in the film, but
ultimately the poorly structured plot drags the movie down. The third act is
terrible. Two scenes showed promise; the Ben Affleck recruitment speech
is wonderful, and when the hotshots mimic the movie Wall Street, it's clear
where their heads are at (Greed is good!). Maybe Younger's next film will
feature more scenes like these and fewer plot distractions.
|
| Holy Smoke |
1.5 |
Jane
Campion, the director of Holy Smoke, is the first winner of the coveted MovieWatch
Magnolia award. This prestigious award is bestowed on the director
that drops from the top faster than OJ and shows less regard for the audience than Bill
did for Hillary. After the award winning The Piano, Campion apparently
feels that she can film random events and dialogue and have people care. I didn't.
|
| Scream 3 |
2.5 |
This
movie is a guilty pleasure. It's almost as good as the first one, but once you know
the pattern, it is not as much fun. But the familiar "inside" movie
jokes are still around, so this is not a bad stop if you really need a popcorn fix. |
| Eye of the Beholder |
1.5 |
Thriller's are one of my favorite genres, and that it
why I ignored the bad reviews to see this movie. I should have known better.
This film makes no sense, is poorly cast, and boring. The popcorn wasn't even
fresh. |
| Snow Falling on
Cedars |
3 |
Aspiring cinematographers should study this film frame
by frame as a model of how important the look of a film can be. Every scene is a
beautiful portrait in motion, and this alone makes Cedars worth the price of
admission. |
| Girl, Interrupted |
2.5 |
Angelina Jolie does a wonderful job as the rebel leader
in a mental health facility. She is always good and I would think that her
performance here would rate an Oscar nomination. However one strong performance
can't support a movie alone. The story is just not good enough to make this a
recommended film. |
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