and some more!
it keeps going
Is the chair aware that God save the Queen? -Mo
Is it in the author's opinion that the base of the praying hands would serve as the separation between church and state? -Senator Parsons
The intent of this bill is clear. I would like to clarify its clarity. -Ballou
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm chaffed. OSU it chaffs. OU, I've been there too. It chaffs as well. -Ballou
We're gonna put out the party nazis. -Ballou
Is that a Pokemon shirt? Because if it was, I was going to ask you if you would wanna take it off so I could get a Pikachu. -Justin Yates
Should the capital be moved to a city where the airport is not named after a person who died in a plane crash?
Actually, I think it's rather sexy, but I'm a lesbian. -Foss, about women's leg hair
fat ho
fat hobo
fat hobunny
(low) fat homemade ice cream
fabulous
-the transformation of "fat ho" on the table at Zio's
There's a wet spot on your bed, and I didn't do it. -me
All right drunkie, lay off the sauce. I mean, I'm not one to judge, but you're all hanging off the bed, saying, "HEY!" -Dave
I'm not an exhibitionist. I just think that everyone should see my penis once in their life. -Dave
My dad had gratuitous amounts of alcohol once... -Tiffany, imitating Jimmy's offspring
You're from Biloxi? That's sad! -Cailey
I can spell Mississippi. M-I-S-S-I... Jeff Flores
This is Nathan Coy, he's a rat bastard. -Tami Jones
I'm like Kurt Cobain... with the hair, but not the heroin. -Dave
Hardon: no hard on. -Tiffany
beeyotchology -my major, according to Dave
If we could just ask the janitor to leave... -Arthur to Joe Dorman
[Madill]'s kinda the Oklahoma City of Southern Oklahoma. -Ballou
Their plates come out of the oven at 425-475 degrees Fahrenheit. Do NOT lick the plates. -manager at Abuelo's
You're a fun-hater, aren't you? -manager at Abuelo's to JP Jordan
The only thing that gets tipped in Talequah is a cow. -Ballou, about prospects for waiters
But I wouldn't bite you, not unless you really made me mad. -Antwon
Don't mix cow tipping and BB guns. -sound advice from Antwon
We were having sweaty man love. -Jeff Flores, about where he and Jimmy went
Dude alert. -Jimmy
Generally, I am hot. -Dave
Jimmy is the laziest person I know. -Shimko, nominating Jimmy
I'm in the process of backing my ass up. -Cailey
Do you remember last session when you were groping me? -Holly Ballou, to Derrick, in front of her husband
Justin: Are we using Mason's or Robert's Rules of Order?
Travis: We're using Trav's Rules of Order.
Travis is like, "another nomination, another drink." -Nathan
Dave, I do believe you owe me a dance. -Seamus
Dave, I will stab a cigarette through your pants and into your ass. -Marshall
She was a lesbian in Seminole County. -Scotty Morgan