Is the chair aware that I don't have a mom, so Foss, hey Foss, me and my dad share yours? -Joel Isaacs
That passes because I'm the man. -Marcus
Women should not have the right to choose on that issue. -Nathan, on submitting to Brad Pitt
Raise off me, yo! -Nathan, to Dawn
me: But they're your panties!
Dawn: They always end up on somebody's floor.
There will be multiple Ryan's in me. -Dawn
There's bound to be an girl with low self-esteem I can get to date me. C'mere ugly. -Andrew
Someone's rubbin' a cooter on me and I don't like it! -random person outside our room
The other day, I saw a wino eating grapes and I thought, "Man, you have to wait." -Joe St. John
Andrew, please make love to me. -me, according to Andrew
Wells is one word: a crook. He hates sunny days, puppies... A vote for John Wells is a vote against your grandmother. -Anderson's nominating speech for Wells
Senator Wells is a footstool. -Kade
Here's the problem: me and JP are oozing with game. -Arthur
I'm going to change my name to Hyphen Czar, so I can be Senator-Czar, which will inevitably be shortened to Senaczar. Which will then become a delightful beverage. -Andrew
Thank you, Supreme Court Justice Jimmy. -Proctor
Shampoo does amazing stuff for your hair. -Ty
Dawn's positive quality is that she's a powerful soap. -Marcus
I was a victim of my own alcoholism. -Ryan
Lizzi: I met some of my best friends here...
Andrew: ...and she made me a man... Please note that in the minutes.