| A Knight's Tale "I can't explain it, she makes me feel like a poet." "You may feel like a poet, but you sound like an idiot." -Will and Roland "I'll fong you in the hold up your ass!" -Wat "What color is my tunic tonight?" Looking at the tent."Uh, Green, trimmed in a kind of um, pale green, with wooden toggles." -Will and Roland "He is Courtney. He has raised the taxes on his land three times this year to apy for tournament." "His people starve while he sits a banquet." --under the horse "It's probably true." -Roland and Wat "Better a silly girl with a flower, then a silly boy with a stick." "It's called a lance..... Hello!" -Joslyn and Wat "Oh my giddy Aunt!" -Geoff Will: I miss you. Geoff inhales sharply Will: Hold, was that wrong? Geoff: It's up to you really. Um, It's your funeral -I mean letter. Wat: Say something about her breasts. Roland: Yes, you miss her breasts. "I demand poetry and when I want it - and I want it now." "Your breasts........ -they are below your throat." -Joslyn and Will "Shhh, woman shhh!" "Do not 'shh' me and spare him! Now begone! Go!" -Clergy man and Joslyn "Alright, I'm about this fonging close, I swear to God, Quazimoto!" -Wat "The Pope may be French, but Jesus is Englsih!" -Roland "He's blonde, he's pissed, he'll see you in the lists; Lichtenstein, Lichtenstein: He's blonde, he's tan, he comes from Gelderland! He comes from Gelderland! Gelderland Gelderland Gelderland........." -Wat, Roland, Geoff and Kate "What are you doing!" "Losing." "I don't understand!" "Neither do I." -Roland and Will "Every woman wants proff that their legs have not been uncrossed for nothing." "But, Roland, I haven't uncrossed her legs." "Then why in the name of Saint Swithin are we doing this!" -Roland, Will and Wat "And for that I say my rosary to Joslyn and no one else" "William, thats blasphamous" -Will and Wat "I don't understand women." "Nor do I, but they understand us, well, maybe not you." -Wat and Geoff "He's quick, he's funny, he makes me lots of money Lichtenstein, Lichtenstein!" -Geoff "How would you beat him?" " With a stick, while he slept. -But on a horse with a lance, that man is unbeatable." -Adamar and some guy "Go! Dispence or I will fong you! As Jesus Christ the Nazarene, and the most Holy Virgin Mary as my witnesses, I will fong you!' -Wat "William!" -Will |
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