| Newsies "Hey come on, What are you -- you dreaming about selling papers?" -Guy who runs the Logding House "So how'd ya sleep, Jack?" "On me back Mush." -Mush and Jack "Hey Jack, When I walk does it look like I'm fakin' it?" "Nah, who says you're fakin' it?" "I don't know, it's just that theres so many fake crpis on the streets today, a real crip ain't got a chance." -Crutchy and Jack "Dear me, what is that unpleasant aroma? I fear the sewars may have backed up during the night." "Nah, thats too rotten to be the sewars." "It must be the Delancy Bruddas!" -Racetrack, Boots and Crutchy "Dese is for da Newsies!" -That kid with red hair and a hat who yells at people to get the lead outta their pants. "Look at this: 'Baby Born with Two Heads'. Must be from Brooklyn." -Racetrack "I'm Les and this is my brother David, he's older." "Aw, no kiddin!" -Les and Jack David: reluctantly puts out hand to shake Jack: Spits in hand and move to shake David: quickly moves hand away Jack: Whats da matta! David: Thats disgusting! "The name of the game is volume. Dave, you only took twenty papes, why?" "It's a bad headline" "Thats the first thing you gotta learn, Headlines don't sell papes, newsies sell papes." -Jack and Davy(aka David or Dave) "Extra! Extra! Ellis Island in flames! Big Conflagration!" "What! Wait, wheres that story?" "Page nine.Thousands flees in panic!" "'Trash fire next to immigration building; terrifies seagulls'?" "Terrified flight from inferno! Thousands of lives at stake!" -Jack and Davy :Cough::Cough: "Buy me last pape mista?" -Les "My father told us not to lie." "My father told me not to starve, so we both got an education." -Davy and Jack "It isn't lying, its just improvin' the truth a little." -Jack "Guy gave me a quarter! Give me some more last papers!" "Wait, hold on. You smell like beer." "Oh thats how I got the quarter, the guy bet me I wouldn't drink some." -Les and Davy "Beat it it's da bulls!" "All this for one sipa beer!" -Jack and Les "So whats a good headline?" "Oh, you know, um, catchy words like, uh, manic or uh, corpse or um lets see, lovenest, nude. - Excuse me, maybe I'm talking too much." -Sarah (blurgh) and Jack "How was your day at the track?" "Remember that hot tip I told ya about? No one told the horse." -Jace and Racetrack "We can't go on strike, we don't have a union!" "Yea, but if we go on strike, then we are a union, right?" "No, we're just a bunch of angry kids with no money." -Davy and Jack |