| Page Five Movie Quotes |
| French Kiss "I hate Paris in the spring time, I hate Paris in the fall, I hate Paris oh why oh why do I hate Paris? because my love is there with his slut girlfriend" -Kate |
| Radio Days "Hark I hear the cannons roar is it the King approaching?" |
| Shall We Dance (To be said in on outragous Russian accent) "What! you do not want to dance with the great Petrov! Don't be a silly horse!" -Petrov (aka Peter P. Peters) (Also to be said in a Russian accent) "Well, I must go now. I must go to Moscow. Ha ha ha, funny yit?" -Petrov "Can't you see I'm busy being a wave!" -ballet teacher "I'm facing happiness for the first time in my life." "Yes, and I'm facing bankrupcy - for the third time in my life." -Linda Keene and Arthur Miller "What does your watch say?" "It says: tic tic tic tic" -Arther Miller and Jeffery (drunk) I have to explain this one first. You see Cecil is in jail with the Policeman and he is calling Jeffery on the Phone. Cecil: Oh, hello Jeffery. Yes. Are you there? Jeffery: Of course I'm here! Cecil: Now don't shout at me, I'm in jail. Jeffery: Well thats alright, we don't need you. Cecil: I'm in jail for battery, and I want you to get me out. I'm at the Susquehanna Street Jail. Susquehanna, Susquehanna, S-U-S-Q-U-, q, que! You know the thing you play billiards with. Billiards! B-I-L-L- Policeman: What is this, a spelling be? Cecil: ahem, No L, for larynx. L-A-R-Y-N-, not m, n, n as in neighbor! Neighbor! N-E-I-G-H-B- b, B, B! bzzzz bzzzz, you know, the stinging insect! Insect! I-N-S-, s. S! for symbol, S-Y-, Y! oh Y! Jeffery: Well, why? Don't ask me why! Cecil: Look Jeffery, I'm in jail- wait a minute- what jail did you say this was? Policeman: The Susquehanna Street Jail. Cecil: Thank you indeed, thank you very much- I'm in the Susque- Susq-, Listen closely Jeffery, do you know where the Oak Street Jail is? You do? Fine. I'll have them transfer me there in the morning!" this isn't so funny now, but I guess you have to watch it. |