| Movie Quotes Page Six |
| Top Hat "I'm having a sort of problem with my valet...." "Well what do you want me to do? Press your pants?" -Horace and Jerry "Allow us to introduce ourself sir, we are Bates, sir." "Oh really, we are Jerry Travers." -I believe that is self explainitory. "The desk clerk has intimated that Mr. Beddini provides Miss Treemont with all the niceties, even her clothes! - and her niceties are very nice!" -flower guy "Diver, can't you go any faster than this?" "Lord above miss! I can, but I'm not allowed to leave the horse!" -Dale and Jerry (disguised as the driver) "Who was his dame?" "What?" "Who was his dame?" "Oh, I don't know miss, he didn't give a-" shutter slams shut. -Dale and Jerry (still in disguise) "Stop this coach at once!" "I don't know how! I've never handled anything more complicated than a Dusenburg! -take it easy Mavis." "Well, what are you going to do?!" "When dealing with a girl or horse, always let nature take it's course." -Dale and Jerry (his secret revealed) "What is this strange power you have over horses?" thinks for a moment. "Horsepower" -Dale and Jerry "Never again will I allow women to wear my dresses!" -Beddini "Do you mean to sit there and tell me that that girl slapped your face in front of all those people for nothing!?" "What would you have done? Sold tickets?" -Horace and Jerry "I hate men! I hate you! I hate all men!" -Dale "I would have rather she have slapped me!" "Oh, of course, if you like that sort of thing." "I do. Emensely. Don't be absurd!" -Horace and Jerry "Mr. Travers is in trouble, he has practically put his foot ina hornet's nest!" "But hornet's nest grow on trees, sir!" "Nevermind that! We have got to help him!" "What about rubbing it with butter sir?" "You blasted fool! You can't rub a girl with butter!" "My sister got into a hornet's nest, and we rubbed her with butter!" "Thats the wrong treatment! You should have used mud! Oh, nevermind that!" -Horace and Bates "How could I have fallen in love with anyone as low as you!" SLAP Sigh: "She loves me!" -Dale and Jerry "I can't imagine whats gotten into Madge recently. She's never hit me before!" "Hmm, maybe she just never thought of it before." -Horace and Bates "Why don't you marry Beddini? Why not? I'm rich and I'm pretty." -Beddini Jerry: She's been mistaking me for Horace all this time. Madge: Hmm, no wonder she thought Horace was fascinating. Horace: Hmm, no wonder! -I resent that! "What are you doing here?" "What are you doing here?" "Yes, but this is my room." "Yes, but this is my room." "So, but I have the key!" "So, but I have the key." "But I am Beddini!" "You got me there, pal." next |