Hi, thanks for popping in. Hmmm, you want to know a bit about me?
Okay, well my name's Michelle Rimaldi but everyone calls me Shells. I'm 27, work in London as a fashion promoter and have two older sisters. I was born in Italy, am more Italian than anything else but I'm also part English, Irish, Scottish, Polish and Swedish. At school I was called Spicy (from Spisie - an acronym for the 6 countries, fortunately no-one worked out that Pissie is also an acronym or I may have been called that instead).
What else? Well, if a picture paints a thousand words then read into the following what you will...
My main passion in life is Monika, my girlfriend since 1999 and the nicest person you could ever possible meet. We met whilst on holiday and spent our first time together dressed in leather and latex squirming around in deep mud after having completely covered each other in chocolate sauce, cream cakes and so on. An event which has been repeated many times since. I'm equally happy when we're curled up in front of an open fire or watching TV together - the more conventional things that couples do.
Monika's a couple of years older than me and in April 2003 moved to the UK so we could be together. Prior to that she lived in Germany and we only saw each other about once a month. Now that we're properly together we're so happy and are just like a couple of little kids.
Going by what we get up to, you might not think it, but we're both very romantic, passionate and tender. Maybe our idea of what constitutes romance is ever so slightly different from other peoples but for us, stuffing a chocolate gateau in each others faces is a sign of affection.
Anything else? Yes - loads, but you'd probably get bored so I won't bother. Oh, just for the record cos everyone always asks this - I'm bisexual but am moving towards lesbian. Quite how this is I don't know considering until I was 23 I'd never so much as looked at another girl. 4 years ago I was straight, now I'm 60% lesbian so I guess in about 3 years I'll be a fully fledged lesbian.
Maybe I was abducted by aliens and they've messed around with my hormones. The psychiatrists would say it was something to do with living in denial but I'll stick with the first one cos knowing me that's the more likely of the two. |
