Monika was born in Oberhausen, Germany in 1974 and moved to the UK and 2003. Shells (short for Michelle) was born in Civitavecchis, Italy in 1976 and moved to the UK as a baby. It was whilst climbing in the Highlands of Scotland that we met each other, quite literally half way up a mountain, we met up in a bar the following evening and have been together ever since.
For Shells this was something very different, never having had a girlfriend before. If anybody tells you there's no such thing as love at first sight then they're wrong, we fell in love with each other immediately but it wasn't until the following day when we were alone that we were able to physically express this.
Right from the outset we were destined to have a very wet and messy relationship, something we're both really keen on and something that gets us very excited. There's nothing better than covering each other from head to toe in all manner of sticky food and getting seriously passionate together. Well, actually there is - getting dressed in latex catsuits first then covering each other with food. Favourite foods include honey, custard, cream cakes and chocolate sauce (has to be chocolate) but just about anything will do.
In fact, it doesn't have to be food, we've tried all sorts of stuff including wallpaper paste, shaving foam and even motor oil - all of which were fun but have their drawbacks and we wouldn't recommend using them. One major drawback is that you can't lick these things off - that's what chocolate sauce was invented for, it's only sold as something to put on ice cream but how many people really do that with it? |
