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The M and S Times

1st July 2003 Next issue when we remember Not worth the paper it's not printed on Issue Eighty-eight (issued alphabetically)

A time for living

Less work, more getting wet and messy planned

Monika moved to the UK in April and since then the number of days when we've got wet and messy can be counted on one hand. Now it's time for a change.

It's July, the summer months are upon us and the weather should be warmer. Now's the time to head off to our favourite gooey mud pits and slimey clay pits for some serious fun. Recent conditions haven't been good, both of us have been working very long hours and most of our

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MONIKA ATTACKS FIRE EXTINGUISHER
A couple of days ago Monika threw herself headfirst down the stairs and hit a fire extinguisher with her head. A doctor said there was no damage as he was unable to find a brain to damage. The fire extinguisher was described by a service engineer as being in a condition as critical.

The only witness, Michelle Rimaldi, said "there's no truth in the rumour that I was chasing her at the time, she's a strange person and does things like this from time to time." She went on to add "The damage to her head is only superficial and is nothing more than a deep cut and a bruise the size of a grapefruit, she should be more concerned about the fire extinguisher." Miss Steiner was unavailable for comment as she was prevented from doing so.

SITE WORKS
June saw many changes to the site and slowly it's coming together. By October it should be finished.

play areas have dried up as there's been vitrually no rain for months.

Yesterday saw the heaviest rain for a long time and conditions in many places will have greatly improved. With summer in the UK being so short now is the time for us to head off to some of our favourite places and make up for lost time.

Even at home there's been very little on the wet and messy front, and this is something we need to rectify.

All being well the summer months should see us doing much more of what we like doing best and with just 2 or 3 months to squeeze a years fun into it should be a busy time for us.