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| 24th May 2003 Next issue when we remember Not worth the paper it's not printed on Issue Eight (issued alphabetically) |
| AT LAST - WE'RE AWAY |
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| After cancelling the last two weekends away it looks like this weekend we'll finally get gone. |
| Chances are we'll be climbing in some remote area, hiding together in a secluded spot or squirming around in something wet and messy so you should be safe. Only a short break but we desperately need it. Next week it's back to the usual routine of working. If you know of someone who wants to offload some spare time please let us know, it's something we're really short of. Anyway, whatever you're up to this weekend have a great time. We're planning to enjoy ourselves and hope you do too. |
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| These last few weeks have been so busy that we've had to cancel the last two weekends away but now it looks like we might finally get to go away this weekend. We're heading north to Scotland with the intention of doing nothing other than chilling out, having a good time and getting very passionate with each other. We love Scotland, not only is it where we met but the people are really friendly and the scenery is beautiful - go there sometime but watch out in case we're there, that could seriously ruin your holiday. |
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| hundreds of others. If you're surfing around and find a chatroom with people trapped inside please release them and let us know where the errant room is so we can recover it. As for the fatalities, they were on our ICQ list and we killed off a whole group. We're really sorry if you're one of them. We revived some and promise to try not to kill off too many people in future. |
| We urgently need your unwanted brain cells - new or used will do We did share three but have lost two, now we each use the remaining brain cell on alternate days. We've never really known much about computers, we press keys and sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. This last week we've lost a chatroom full of people and killed |
| BRAIN CELLS URGENTLY REQUIRED |
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| 28th May 2003 Next issue when we remember Not worth the paper it's not printed on Issue Eighteen (issued alphabetically) |
| At last, a few days away |
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| Finally managed to get away for a long weekend and spend 3 days having fun in Scotland |
| On the Sunday went mad climbing hills and mountains - 11 separate mountains in total and several lesser summits - first serious exercise for ages and great to get back to doing what we enjoy. Camped out that night in the middle of nowhere - brilliant, just the two of us. Returned on Monday after a short spell of rock climbing and abseiling. Should have ached all over from the previous day but didn't. Spent a few fun hours driving off road before finding a nice muddy lake shore to play in as the end to an excellent weekend. |
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| 24th to 26th May we escaped to Scotland (public holiday in the UK) for a well earned break. Cancelled last two trips away due to too much work so decided to make up for lost time. Drove up on the Saturday and did absolutely sod all and had a great time doing it. Seriously pigged out in a restaurant in the afternoon and again in the evening. The time inbetween was spent bingeing and pigging out in a pub. Ate approximately 4 times our own body weight and drank about the same again. Retreated to a hotel for a very passionate night. |
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| The M and S Times is not a registered newspaper, never has been, never will be and is a waste of web space - sorry you wasted your time reading it. |
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| The M and S Times |
| 12th June 2003 Next issue when we remember Not worth the paper it's not printed on Issue Eighty (issued alphabetically) |
| Nothing Much To Declare |
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| Boring couple of weeks so there's nothing to write - don't waste your time reading further |
| HUMBLE PIE By Shells. Thanks to everyone who kept telling me I'd make myself poorly if I didn't ease up with work a bit. You were right - I did. I'm hoping to do it again soon as it was excellent. I got to lie in bed whilst Monika cleaned the house, did the washing and ironing, fed and watered me. Maybe something a bit more serious next time so I can have at least a month in bed. APPLE PIE There really isn't anything to write so here's a recipe for a fantastic apple pie. Oops, seem to have run out of space, never mind, can use it another time when there's no news. |
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| NOTHING Nothing's happened in the last couple of weeks that will be even remotely interesting so here's some things that are positively boring. GET A LIFE! Decided it was about time we got a life, recently working an average of 105 hours a week with no time to get out and have fun. This had to change so last Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights we set about making up for lost time and visited several restaurants, night-clubs and maybe just a few too many pubs and bars. Resolved to do more of the same in the future and to escape on holiday soon. |
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