| MODBURY South Devon, England |
PLANS WERE THIS WEEK UNVEILED FOR THE CONSTRUCTION OF A TWELVE FOOT STATUE OF COMEDIAN LES DENNIS, TO BE PLACED OUTSIDE THE MEMORIAL HALL. BOTH HIS PARENTS WERE BORN IN MODBURY AND HE SEES IT AS A FITTING TRIBUTE TO BOTH HIMSELF AND THEM. |
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THE MODBURY FILES: Supernatural goings-on around our area. MODBURY GOES APE! This year's Modbury fair reviewed. WHEN DINOSAURS RULED MODBURY Local history. |
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| Modbury Town The Towering Big-Foot looks o'er the town Where a flying saucer once came down. Weird creatures off the moor and from the sea Stalk the little town of Modbury. |
| THE MODBURY DATING AGENCY Wanting to get married but your sister is already hitched to your brother? Let us help... How many times have you locked eyes with a stranger and thought, 'could she be the one?' only to see her go back into her shed one more time, leaving you to spend one more lonely night alone in loneliness, alone. Modbury's population has just hit the thousand mark, and as a result, meeting people is harder than ever. We here at The Modbury Dating Agency want to make it a little easier. * Discretion assured *All clients screened for melancholia *Crude drawings accepted in place of photograph *No show-offs or'Jack The Lads' *NO 'DOGS' (Sorry - This service available in Modbury only - NO OUTSIDERS DESIRED!) |
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| CLASSIFIED ADS |
| WIFE SWAPPING Join in the fun - Every Thursday at the Memorial Hall. |
| WICKER MAN FOR SALE: Would suit non-local. (Kingston Box 66) |
HAVE NO TOES? Have you lost your toes in an accident / argument / bet? Michael Tarvis has been stapling wooden toes onto feet since 1904. Gone today, here 'toe'morrow. |
NOTICE ARE YOU ON FIRE? |
| The Modbury fire brigade has to respond to over twenty fires a year, so don't waste their time having them make unnecessary house calls when you can go to them. If you're on fire, visit the fire station, where you will be extinguished after a short waiting period. |
| Friday 1st Jam Making Made Easy. Friday 8th Talk: In-breeding Friday 15 Mud Wrestling Friday 22 Wet T-Shirt contest Friday 29 Topless Darts |
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| PAGE MAINTAINED BY BOB SPROUT, MODBURY RESIDENT. |
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| MODBURY: WITCH FREE SINCE '73 |