Violets are blue
I'm in love
But not with you
When we broke up,
You thought I cried
But all it was
Was another guy
Your friends told you I was a trick
I told mine you had a weak d*ck
I said I loved you
You thought it was true
Well guess what n*gga?
You got played too.
2. Thank you.
3. I love me too.
4. Well... I really really LIKE you!
5. And I love Kobe! Did you see the Lakers game yesterday?
6. ...enough to get me a diamond ring?
7. That's nice, dear.
8. What IS love?
9. [change the subject]
10. Oh! Look at the time! 4 P.M.! Gotta go to sleep early...like now.
11. um...yeah...ok. Me too.
12. So?
Sesame Street Gang
You know you're in a ghetto hair salon when... (thanx 2 Bettie 4 Annifont)