You know it's a
ghetto hair salon when . . .
1.) Your stylist accepts a 3pc from Popeye's as
her tip.
2.) The stylists walk around with house slippers on.
3.)
Your stylist takes a cigarette break to smoke weed.
4.) Your stylist is
still there doing your hair even though
she's
supposed to be on bed rest.
5.) Four people are booked for the same 1:00
appt.
6.) Your stylist calls YOU at the salon talkin' bout
"I
overslept but I'm on my way".
7.) When your
stylist finally arrives you can see that she
she still has
on her club clothes, and the red "over 21" stamp
on the back of her hand.
8.) Every
hairstyle, no matter what you're getting, requires
that
nasty brown gel.
9.) The STYLIST'S own head looks a mess.
10.) All
the other stylists brag that another client's
hair looks
good until they leave the shop; then its "Girl,
I KNOW
Shameeka ain't let her walk outta here like dat!"
11.) Some crackhead is
always coming into the shop every
five minutes trying to
sell stolen deodorant or batteries.
12.) You have to divide your tips
'bout four di! fferent ways
cuz' one permed you, one
shampooed you, one wrapped you and
your one finished you
up.
13.) You get to the salon and your stylist isn't there;
then
you gotta page her. When she calls back, you gotta go
pick
her and her baby up.
14.) Your ears are ringing
because your stylist is
singing "back dat azz up" too loud
with the radio
15.) Somebody is making a chicken run and is taking
orders
from the stylists AND the clients.
16.) They
got strawberry, orange, AND grape in the coke
machine, but
no coke.
17.) Your stylist stops doing your hair to go outside and
talk
to her baby daddy.
18.) Your stylist holds a
15-minute phone conversation
with somebody while she has a
perm on your hair.
19.) Someone always comes in begging for a free
hairdo.
20.) They send Boo-Boo's baby girl to the "99-cent"
store
to buy your "$10 deep conditioner".
21.) When
the stylists boyfriend comes in the shop with his
boys and
you're ducking to avoid a drive-by.
22.) When for a finishing touch your
stylist insists on
sprinkling a little bit of glitter in
your hair.