Welcome to MARKHITCHINS.CO.UK.
It can be considered an online version of me.
An electrical representation of my form, indeed,
although there is no server large enough for that amount of data.
The apology
page
In which I beg your forgiveness for having a site that, although in
the process of expanding, is still a waste of your valuable time.
The obligatory list of silly links
Every website needs one, doesn't it?
The history
of my involvement in the performance of live 'music'
Those of you who have encountered my various live exploits won't want
to be reminded of this ghastly famine of talent.
For those curious, uninitiated folk amongst you, step on...
The Grand
Compendium
Work submitted by your snivelling, wretched selves and placed in the
public domain for ridicule.
Incidentally, if anyone has written a thought-provoking essay on the
future of the Oxfordshire cheese industry (or anything else, for that matter),
could you please send it to [email protected]
where it will be carefully considered.
Historical
hartefacts, and hinteresting diversions
Documents plundered from hither and thither, hother and rother, and
Halesowen.
Tell
Me More! (tm)
The answers to all of your MARKHITCHINS.CO.UK
based queries, and more besides...
Vanity
Project
The current state of my musical and multimedia career. A study in arrogance.
Angry dribbles from Society's mouth
Wild, bewildering and sometimes disgustingly subtle outpourings that are indicative of the neo-moronic, uni-apocalyptic post-modernist counter-culture guzzling on the diseased bones of an apathetic nation. That should keep the art students happy.
The Journal Of Garmont Narkthorpe
Meet Garmont Narkthorpe. Garmont is hoping to become a part of all your lives, and invites you to read and sympathise. Please.
The world as I have seen it
Bits of the world I have seen, heard about, touched whilst blindfolded or otherwise contaminated with my presence. Ever wanted to know about the whereabouts of Billy's Cairn? Read on...
The Increasingly Belligerent Worlds of Gollen, Esbester and Cynthia
DISCLAIMER - I can only feign false and apocryphal responsibility for approximately one third (that's one out of THREE) of these communicationalistics. The rest probably belong to someone's uncle, or something.
The Competition Page!!!
Does exactly what it says on the hyperlink
The Korean Connection
A tale of woe, hilarity and gushing
The Korean Connection - Part 2
Now, you can see how 'The Korean Connection' would read, if read by a Korean.
The Korean Connection - Part 3
NEW! Now you can see how this index page would read, if read by a Korean! It can only become more and more exciting!.
..and once you've done that, you can click here and have a look at how clever you all are!
Gypknutt's Pantechnicon!
EVEN NEWER! Gypknutt's Pantechnicon is, of course, my blog. I have entered the world of almost-real-time updates, downdates and etceteras. Read, cry and go away.
Addendumificationaries to the List Of Silly Links
"Stroke The Gibbon"
Ho'Q'Ee oob arkle erivvis?
"Paul's Travels"
Read all about the travels of Emmanuel Erdave Morchunks Dalbert Esbester-Connolly-Colquhoun-Clooney McGonnaghey in his quest to find the source of the number 'three'.
