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The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contest in the "New Woman Magazine".

1.)

While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now", she would be punished.

To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"

The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.

The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter.

2.)

It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ring downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a piggyback ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled, SURPRISE!!!"

My entire family, aunts, uncles, Grandparents, cousins and all my friends were standing there. My girlfriend and I were frozen in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity.

Since then, no one in my family has planned a surprise party again.

3.)

One of the funniest "most-embarrassing-moment" stories I've come upon in a long time was about a lady who picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag.

Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX,  SUPERSIZE."

That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom, "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER???"

Two drunks were sitting on a street corner wondering if they should buy a beer with their last dollar. One of the drunks suggested that they buy a hotdog. The other started bitching, complaining that he couldn't drink a hotdog. The other drunk told him his idea.

"What we do is buy a hotdog, go into a bar, and order two drinks. After we drink our beers you drop down to your knees, and I'll unzip my pants and pull out the hotdog so you can suck on it. The bartender will throw us out thinking we're queers."

The other drunk thought this was a great idea, so they bought a hotdog. They went into the first bar, ordered their drinks, and drank them quickly. Then the drunk dropped to his knees and started to suck the hotdog. Sure enough, the bartender kicked them out thinking they were queer.

They hit about ten or fifteen bars when the first drunk started to complain about his knees hurting. He asked if in the next bar the other drunk would do the dirty work. The second drunk said, "I'd rather not. I lost the hotdog after about the fifth bar."

During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class:

"Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow taller than guys?"

A student replied: "That's because guys have "balls" and that weighs them down."

Teacher: "Then why is that at maturity, guys tend to grow taller than gals?"

Student: "That's because gals have breasts and they are heavier than the guys' ‘balls’.”

Teacher FAINTED.

A SECRETARY COMPLAINS ABOUT HER BOSS.

She says "My boss is so sex-crazed. Every time he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP position, and then the DESKTOP position, followed by the SPREADSHEET format.

I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE.

Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE.

Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER, ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage.

Once I tried to ESC (escape) but he caught me and SHIFTed me to his HOME where he started pressing BACKSPACE, and said "TURNOVER".

Today, many a times he works without CAPSLOCK (without "cap" or "helmet") and sometimes as an  ALTernative he CRASHES @ my SYSTEM until he looses his CTRL (control) and again he LOGS IN...

This process may continue until I SHUT DOWN his MAIN SYSTEM.

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do Father."

The priest said, "Then leave this pub right now!" and approached a second man.  "Do you want to got to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.

"Then leave this den of Satan," said the priest, as he walked up to O'Toole. "Do you want to go to heaven?"

"No, I don't Father," O'Toole replied.

The priest looked him right in the eye, and said, "You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole smiled, "Oh, when I die, yes, Father.  I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

On their wedding night, Amanpreet displays his "magnificent beast" to his naive new bride, Lori, and tells her it's the only one in the world.  She, of course, believes him.

A month later he went to a conference for a couple of weeks. Upon his return, Lori questions him.

"Preet, I thought you said you had the only one in the world. But Quint, down at the drug store, has one, too!"

"Well, uh, " Amanpreet stutters, "you see, Quint and I were, uh, in the Air Force together, yeah, that's it, in the military, and I had two, so, uh, I gave him one of mine."

Lori sighed.  "Oh. I see. Well, why did you give him the *best* one?"

There was a beautiful young blonde at a soda machine in Las Vegas, and she arrived there just before a businessman coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a short while, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke. She placed it on a counter next to the machine.

Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.

She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. She placed them both on the counter next to the Diet Coke.

As she was reaching into her purse again, the businessman, who'd been waiting patiently for several minutes, spoke up. "Excuse me, miss, but are you done yet?"

She looked at him and indignantly asked, "Well duh! Can't you see I'm still winning?"

Been to Prison lately?

Just in case you ever get mixed up between the two, this should make things a bit clearer:

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.

AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.

AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.

AT WORK...you have to share.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.

AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.

AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic.

AT WORK...they are called managers.

One of my biggest pet peeves when I substitute teach is when the children don't bother to learn my name and just call me "Teacher" instead of Mrs. White. To avoid that, I have developed several ways to introduce myself so they will remember my name.

One day in a kindergarten class, I had the class first guess my name after telling them that my name was the same as one of the colors I was wearing. Once they guessed it, I had the children name everything they could think of that was white. They mentioned milk, clouds, paper, and many other things, so I was sure they would have no problem remembering my name.

Several hours later when I was out on the playground with my class, a little girl fell down and came running up to me crying out, "Mrs. Snow! Mrs. Snow!"

Before wedding -

"you are my heart, you are my love"

After wedding -

"you get on my nerve."

Before wedding -

"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"

After wedding -

"you are worse than godzila.* "

Before wedding -

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Like it or not, I'm stuck with you.

After wedding -

Roses are dead, I am blue.

You get on my head, I will sue you.

Before wedding -

Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La

After wedding -

You want to go, he says lei tang-la

Before wedding -

She enjoys his looks.

After wedding -

She enjoys his cheque book.

Before wedding -

Shopping at Sogo, Lot 10 and StarHill

After wedding -

Shopping at Pasar Malam at Chow Yang SS 2

Before wedding -

She looks like Anita Sarawak

After wedding -

Don't know whether katak or biawak

Before wedding -

Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill

After wedding -

Furthest you go is Gasing Hill

Before wedding -

He opens the car door

After wedding -

He opens his mouth and snores

Before wedding -

She / he was your ideal

After wedding -

She / he becomes your ordeal

A tourist from a pastoral country was waiting at a traffic junction to cross the road. He asked a local guy, "Sir, shall I cross the road when the red man is lighted, or when the green man is lighted?"

Singaporean: "So long as there is no traffic, cross the road. Never mind whether green man or red man. But when you see the blue man, do not cross".

Tourist (looking puzzled): "But Sir, there is only a red man and green man on the traffic light. Where's the blue man?"

Singaporean (pointing to a blue-uniformed policeman) "There... that's the blue man. If you see him, you better don't anyhow cross!"

One day, at KK hospital, 4 babies were born.... a German baby, a Jewish baby, a Filipino baby and a Singaporean baby. However, by a mistake, someone reshuffled the babies and the nurse who was on duty that day couldn't differentiate the babies as they were too young.

(all babies look the same when they are newly born)

So this poor nurse couldn't figure out how to tell the babies apart, and she went to ask the head matron how to tell the difference.

The head matron thought for a while... then she came up with a really fantastic solution.... she went: "Hail Hitler!"

And the German baby answered: "Hail Hitler!"

And the Jewish baby seeing the German baby, shit in his diapers.

And the Singaporean baby, seeing the mess made by the Jewish baby, turned to the Filipino baby in disgust and said: "Hey you, clean up the mess!"

3 POWs were caught by the Germans in a war. They were told that they will be shot at while they ran 100 metres. If they survived after that they would then be set free. So, the 3, a British, a Japanese & a Singaporean, lined up at the start. Bang!

They started to ran like they never did before. At the 80 metre mark, the British was shot down. Before he went down, he patriotically shouted, "Long live the Queen" and died.

At 90 metres, the Japanese was shot. Before he went down, he shouted, "Banzai" and died.

Now the Singaporean was at 93m, 95m, 98m, 99m .... ... Bang! He, too, was shot down. Before he died, he shouted "KAYU LAH!!" One metre also no discount!"

One day, Ah Choy & Ah Seng were walking down the Chinatown when they saw something in their path. "Wait!" cried Ah Choy. "Wat is lat ho..?"

"Yah ho! Be carefool lo," warned Ah Seng. "Wat is it?"

They approached the thing and looked at it very closely.

"Eee.. look like shit lah!" say Ah Choy.

"Hmmm..smell like shit also!" say Ah Seng after taking a deep breathe.

Ah Choy then poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted it and said, "Tastes like shit!"

Ah Seng pushed his finger right through the thing and stick out his tongue to lick. With confident, he said, "Confirm is shit!"

Then they smiled at each other, "wah! lucky we didn't step on it."

The English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use it effectively (in as few words as possible) when communicating their intentions. Just compare these few common phrases that Singaporeans and Britons use to say the same thing:

OUT OF STOCK

Britons:  I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

S'poreans:  No Stock-lah!

Hokkien:  Bo liao!!

Malay:  Habuk pun tadak.

RECEIVE A PAGE

Britons:  Hello, this is John Travolta. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?

S'poreans:  Hallo, who page eh?

Hokkien:  Allo - siang ka pay-jer ??!!

Malay:  Eh eh, siapa cari I ??

BEING BLOCKED

Britons:  Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?

S'poreans:  Lai, siam! or Siam, hor! or Skius!

Hokkien:  Siam!! ka nim bey siam!

Malay:  Tepi, tepi. Na lalu ni.

PAYMENT

Britons:  Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.

S'poreans:  No-nid.(no need)

Hokkien:  Neber mind lar!! wa heng lui!!

Malay:  dah... dah baya.

ASK FOR PERMISSION

Britons:  Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

S'poreans:  (while pointing at door) Can or not?

Hokkien:  ........................... [ no need to ask ]

Malay:  Tepi, tepi. Lu punya bapa punya jalan, kah?

TO BE EXCUSED

Britons:  If you would excuse me for a moment, I have to go to the

gents/ladies. Please carry on without me, it would only take a moment.

S'poreans:  Toy lert, toy lert, anyone?

Hokkien:  Le tan, Wa ke pang jio! or Wah, buay ta han, ai choot liao!

Malay:  Buang air dulu..

GUEST AT HOME

Britons:  Please make yourself right at home.

S'poreans:  Don't shy, leh!

Hokkien:  mai ke ki hor!

Malay:  Jangan malu-lah, buat macam harta mak bapa kau.

IN DOUBT

Britons:  I don't recall you giving me the money.

S'poreans:  Where got?

Hokkien:  Ka ni nar ...... mai kay kay hor !

Malay:  Jangan merepek-lah, pergi-lah lu.

DECLINING AN OFFER

Britons:  I'd prefer no to do that, if you don't mind.

S'poreans:  Doe-waaaan.(don't want)

Hokkien:  Mai ............

Malay:  Tak ma.....u...... lah

ACTION PLAN

Britons:  What do you propose we do now that the movie's sold out and all the restaurants are closed?

S'poreans:  So how?

Hokkien:  tong gim ai cho si mi ???

Malay:  Apoh nak buat ???

DISAGREEMENT

Britons:  Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said.

S'poreans:  You mad, ah?

Hokkien:  mai siao lar !!

Malay:  Gila-ah lu.

LOWER YOUR VOICE

Britons:  Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.

S'poreans:  Shaddap lah!

Hokkien:  mai ka nim bey kau pay kau bu lar !!

Malay:  Eh!! Diam-lah, tutup mulut.

KNOW ME???

Britons:  Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?

S'poreans:  See what? Never see before, ah??

Hokkien:  Kua si mi?

Malay:  Tengot apa lu, mau kena, ah??

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any 'gators around here?!"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "They ain't been around for years!"

Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the 'gators?"

"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.

"Wow," said the tourist.

The beachcomber added, "The sharks got 'em."

Do you know why the Singaporean Government bans chewing gum ? Here’s the story….

One day a Mr Lee went to Thailand and had lobster at the dinner with the Thai King.  After Lee finished, he asked the King:

Lee : Your Highness, what can you do with this lobster skin?

King  : We cannot do anything with it, we just throw away.

Lee : Oh, no. In our country, we send it to the factory and produce some prawn cracker.

Then Lee had an orange.  After he finished, he asked the King.

Lee : What can you do with the orange skin?

King  : We cannot do anything.  We just throw away.

Lee : Oh, no. In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce some orange jam.

Then Lee asked for some chewing gum.  After he finished, he put on the plate and asked the King.

Lee : What can you do with the chewing gum?

King  : Oh, no.  We just throw it away.

Lee : In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce Condom and send it to Thailand.

Lee said good-bye to the King and the King asked Lee.

King  : What can you do with the condom when you finish using it?

Lee : We cannot do anything.  We throw it away.

King  : In Thailand when we finish using the condom, we send it to the factory to produce chewing gum and send it back to Singapore!!

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous that he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door.

1.            Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2.            There are ten commandments, not twelve.

3.            There are twelve disciples, not ten.

4.            Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5.            Jacob wagered his donkey, not bet his ass.

6.            We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7.            The Father, Son and the Holy Ghost are not referred to as "Daddy, Junior, and the Spook."

8.            David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.

9.            When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say, "He was stoned off his ass."

10.        We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!

11.        When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me."

12.        The Virgin Mary is not to be referred to as "Mary with the Cherry."

13.        The recommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-a-dub-dub, thank for God the grub."

14.        Next Sunday, there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a Peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

Customer  : Waiter, do you serve crabs?

Waiter    : Sit down, sir,we serve anyone.

Customer  : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?

Waiter    : Can't you tell the difference by taste?

Customer  : No, I can't.

Waiter    : Then does it really matter?

Customer  : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.

Waiter    : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer  : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

Waiter    :  That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.

Customer  : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.

Waiter    :  So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer  : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?

Waiter    : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer  : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

Waiter    : Funny?  But why aren't you laughing?

Son       : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

Father   : No. Why do you ask that?

Son       : Well, where did you get mummy then?

Lady           : Is this my train?

Station Master      : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady           : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur.

Station Master      : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

Peter    : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Kirk     : Yes it's really strange. I' ve got another pair of the same at home.

Teacher   : Peter, why are you late for school again?

Peter     : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

Wife      : Do you want dinner?

Husband   : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife      : Yes and no.

First Guy (proudly) : "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy  : "You're fortunate, mine's still alive."

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."

The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda."

An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.

'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'

'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.

'How long has what been going on?' said the man.

Girl  : Do you love me?

Boy   : Yes Dear.

Girl  : Would you die for me?

Boy   : No, mine is undying love.

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!

2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.

1st thief   : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

Man  : How old is your father?

Boy  : As old as me.

Man  : How can that be?

Boy  : He became a father only when I was born.

Teacher   : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"

Student   : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

Student   : Ladies first.

Waiter      : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.

Customer  : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.

Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting, "Daddy!  Daddy!  I got a 100 in school today!"

"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy. "Come in to the living room and tell me about it."

"Well,"  began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in maths and 20 in science."

I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously homosexual male flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to where I was sitting and announced "The Captain has asked me to announce that he will be landing the big scary plane shortly, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be great." I did as he had instructed but the woman sitting next to me did not.

A few moments later, our flight attendant came back and said to her: "Ma'am, perhaps you couldn't hear me over the big scary engine, but I asked you to please put up your tray so that the captain can land the plane." She still wouldn't comply.  Now he was getting angry and asked her again to put up the tray.

She then calmly turned to him and said: "In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one." The flight attendant replied, "Oh yeah? Well in MY country, I'm called a queen and I outrank you, bitch, so put the tray up!"

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" insisted the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

A mother walks into her daughters room holding a condom in her hand, "I found this while cleaning your room today.... Are you sexually active?" To which the daughter replies, "No, I just lay there."

There was a little boy who had just learned to count on his fingers. One day his uncle came to visit and the boy was anxious to show off his newly acquired skill. He told the uncle to ask him and addition question. So they uncle asked, "What is three plus four?" The little boy counts it out on his fingers and said, "Seven." The uncle said, "Listen kid, you cant count it out on your hands because someday when you are in school, a teacher will get mad at you for it. Now put your hands in your pockets." So the little boy put his hands in his pockets and his uncle asked, "What is five plus five?" The uncle saw movement in the boys pockets, then the boy said, "Eleven."

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with. The man said "this is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?" The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister." When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store and $3000 a month in living expenses.

Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as a lover. The first woman says "My Husband works as a marriage counsellor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that." The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that." The third woman just shakes her head and says, "My husband works for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it."

It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor running." The following year she gave birth again. The same nurse said, "You really are amazing. How do you do it?" He again said, "You've got to keep the old motor running." The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said, "You must be quite a man." He responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running." The nurse then said, "Well, you had better change the oil, this one's black."

A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. The patient had purple hair, plus a variety of tattoos and strange clothing. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the surgeons noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and just above it there was a tattoo which read, "Keep off the grass." After the surgical procedure was completed, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."

A young man went up to his father and asked him, "Can I have twenty bucks for a blow job?" His father said, "I don't know. Are you any good?"

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