Uncle Stolle was so furious at the news of Muffin's death that he decided to fly to Portugal to get revenge on the polar bear who ended Muffin's life, but en route to Portugal uncle Stolle fell from the rear window of the plane.
Little Harry and Susie Shoes were having a quiet picnic in the middle of the central park, when my uncle fell tooth-first on to Susie's upright right knife, causing the loss of his front tooth. Meanwhile the knife responsible for the loss of my uncle's tooth, sustained a broken finger and was placed in intensive care where he was questioned about his whereabouts on the day my uncle lost his tooth, but the knife wouldn't talk so all charges were dropped, but while the knife was in intensive care, he was elbowed in the stomach by the doctor in charge. When the other doctors saw this, they knew that if the knife wanted to live they would have to amputate his heart, which they admitted would stop him from doing his usual activities like eating, breathing and making eggs for the pope. He agreed to this and the amputation took place. |
