My loveable dog �Muffin� was at a Sydney nightclub on a Saturday night, playing his third game of scrabble meanwhile enjoying a lemon milkshake with ice. Suddenly to his surprise, he was approached by a notorious Portuguese polar bear dressed in a raincoat and a scarf. Muffin thought he was safe, until the polar bear pulled a toothbrush out from inside his toes and stuck it in Muffin�s mouth where he then brushed his teeth furiously. This was to aggrivating for muffin to handle. I could see Muffin was in horrible pain. He was so scared that he threw away his leg. But I will never forget the last words that came out of muffins mouth before he left this world.
�Amsterdam is the capital of Holland!�- Muffin(1975-2001) |
