| The Muffin Story |
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| CHAPTER 3 - The Quest begins |
| Meanwhile, Uncle Stolle and the police went looking for his missing tooth, hoping to relocate it. After being alone in Central Park for several days, the tooth was presumed dead due to the fact that he had not eaten a single licorice pie in days. After, his tooth was declared dead, Uncle Stolle decided to continue his search for the polar bear who killed Muffin. But travelling by air was out of the question as it was too dangerous, so Stolle decided on catching an inflatable horse to take him across the pacific to Portugal. He does not go alone, instead he takes his two best friends; Billy Payne and Patrick Penguin, who in turn also have a bone to pick with Pierre Polar. Pierre Polar is known to his friends as 'the tooth fairy' and has a reputation as the meanest polar bear in the whole of Portugal. Patrick Penguin is seeking revenge from Pierre Polar, after what he did to him and his family on new years eve. "It was new years eve, 1996....and my father Babushka Penguin was wanted by Pierre Polar for illegal licorice dealing. So when they met in Sylvinio's cat making shop, all hell broke loose. Firstly Pierre Polar tickled my dad till he couldn't breath. Then he got him in a headlock before sticking a tube of toothpaste up his nose which in turn, caused my dad (nicknamed 'Scrabble Guru') to fall to the ground. While my dad was on the ground, Pierre Polar pulled a four kilogram shot-put from behind his ear and hurled it at the stomach of my unsuspecting father. This caused the tube of toothpaste planted in his nose, to fly out and become implanted in my elbow where it remains to this day." - a horrified Patrick recalls "Pierre the Polar bear is going to pay for this!!!" Patrick explained as he stepped onto the inflatable horse which is equipped with machine guns, cannons and chopsticks covered with seaweed (due to the fact, that Billy Payne accidentally dropped them into the sea while finishing off his ice-cream sandwich) "He will not get away! I will make sure that I eat a bread roll in his bed so that it leaves crumbs which will make it extremely uncomfortable for him to sleep on." Patrick promised this to Billy who had lost his red-tailed giraffe to the polar bears evil giraffe killing factory. |