| What NOT to do with TANG!!!! |
| Let me tell you a story, a story of how I technically should have died. It's one of those stories that you read and at the end just shake your head as it so damn stupid, but as this is pretty much standard for me you can enjoy. So it begins on a cold winter morning, actually it was Summer and not that cold at all if I do remember rightly Anyway, my usual preperation of Cordial for my day was about to be made, when I thought to myself, self, you want Tang today. Yes, yes I do I thought. So I made up my 1.5 litres of Tang! It looks so cool going down that funnel! So it was made, shaken and Hi ho hi ho it's off to work I go. Lunch time and my Tang is a cool calming relief for this not at all cold or Winter day. I polished off the 1.5 litres on that day and went home. The next day, I thought again to myself, self, you quite enjoyed that Tang yesterday, let's do it again! So I did. Again, refreshing, crisp and Tangy! The next day, I think let's go for the Hat trick! THEN, I thought I might read the label for a sec. And I quote! "Tang is a vitamin C suppliment that when used as directed each 100 mls of this food contains 60mg of Vitamin C which is twice the daly allowance of Vitamin C." I thought I was gonna die. In 2 days I'd drank 60 times the daily allowance of Vitamin C! What do I do? Tell ya what I didn't do! Drink 1.5 litres of Tang that day! I turned orange for 3 days and pissed like a race horse for the next week. Well not really, but luckily I'm one of the few in the world that has escaped Tang poisoning! It can be deadly, but there is a lesson to be learned in this whole experience. READ THE BLOODY LABELS OF THINGS! Imagine the death certificate! Cause of Death: Vitamin C overdose! You'd feel like a bloody tool, even though you'd be dead and you wouldn't know! |
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