Your child should not live for you, you should live for your child.

What is it about the idea of parenthood that appeals to you?

Dads never remember anything, but moms never let you forget.

Nobody can stick it to you like mom.

Childhood is a world inwhich the citizens are oppressed by their elders and without due process among their peers.

Children don't comprehend standards of living, they just want their parents with them.

Parenting is the ultimate experiment in psychology.

Don't have a child until you're through being one.

If you feel that you must bring life into this world, first wait until you are content with your own.

Do you know anyone who believes they had a happy childhood?

Maturity begins with the realization that you are not the center of the universe. This process is often delayed in youthful celebrities and children of the wealthy.

There is no occupation as underrated as fatherhood.

For millions of years women have mated with the aggressive males, thus ensuring the survival of the species. However, our species is no longer dependent upon brawn, but brains. In order to preserve our species, women must now begin mating with the intelligent men.

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