Midsomer Sounds
Midsomer Theme Tune
The following WAVs are taken from the Episode 'Blood Will Out'


Lunch Sir, I've cut the apples up to make them look like chips!

Here's another brick in the wall of your education Troy, observe, SMITH! (The Smith clan I take it) They're not really all called Smith it just makes prosecuting them damn near impossible

What does he mean kinky, I'm not kinky!

Troy I'll search the other vans here, you take the Smith mob. (Hang on a minute, why do you want us to split up?) Whats the matter, its division of labour. (Oh I see, and the moment my backs turned you wont wolf down that Mars bar!) Troy I am now a police officer investigating a Murder. What Mars bar ? (The one in the glove compartment, that you thought I hadn't noticed). Oh damn.

Look if I had my way there'd be coppers swarming all over you for the next month, what is the price of Silver these days? (No idea) I'll bet! I wanna look in your van. (Search warrant?) (She's right you should have a search warrant) I ate it. Kinky eh ? (And thick, nice colour though.) Don't you push it mate, step aside.

Some old friends the caller said, in Hector's case that must mean army. (A load of squaddies, bloody hell Sir we need back up!) Don't worry Troy, Hector is a bully, pure and simple, all we need to fight him is a bit of brains. (Another brick in the wall of my education Sir)

You obviously know what's afoot Barnaby, time for a blind eye wouldn't you say? (Not that kind of copper, I like to poke my nose into everything) Dangerous game (Don't you rattle any sabre's at me Major! I'd like your friends out of this village in 5 minutes, if not I'll summon an Armed Response Unit, they can be here in 20, and you can play rounders with them)

You just took on a whole Platoon Sir! (With your helpTroy, with your help) Mind you if the Armed Response Unit's only 20 minutes away...(Yeah, pity we haven't got one!)


They're all looking at you Troy, thinking how the hell did he manage that, as indeed am I

At least she's honest Sir, (Honesty can be as big a smoke screen as deceit Troy, another brick!) Will I be able to see over this wall by the time its finished (Of course you will education makes you taller)

Orville Tudway, I wan't to see what he does when my back is turned. (What are you going to be doing Sir?) Telling the Smith's they can go. (Fair enough, uh No snacking) Troy, a little faith in me wouldn't do you any harm.


Troy! Whoops..sorry..Troy what the hell is going on! (You were right Sir there was a woman in his life - Jenny Bridges) So What ? (Well with the daughter grown up and off to New York Jenny could finally run off with him) Well she didn't have to kill anyone to run off with Orville! (She needed Hector's money Sir) Well she could have divorced him and got most of that. (Sir just listen to me...she admits to killing Hector Bridges). Well done Troy! (Shall I charge her Sir?) No put her in the cell overnight and we'll charge her in the morning.
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