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Reviews:
Saw 3: (movie...I guess)
I walked out after 20 minutes. It fucking sucks and has no plot. Fuck this stupid piece of shit film. All the want to do is be as violent and obscene as fucking possible. I hope these so called film makers get hit by a fucking plane. I hope they have a little party at the director's house and a fucking Boeing Jet crashes into their fucking house. And on that plane, is the entire cast and crew of the O.C.
Borat: (movie)
See this movie. It is effing awesome. Very funny movie and anyone trying to sue it has no case and are only trying to profit off a very successful film that made them look stupid. Here's why they have no case: If the film makes you look like a sexist, racist, intolorant, drunk, piece of shit frat boy and you actually are...you have no case. Either way, go laugh your ass off and see this film. Oh, and please note how fucking insane americans are. My god....I can't believe some of these people are for real. Try your best to stomach the naked fight/wrestling near 69'ing scene between Borat and his overweight accomplice.
House M.D.: (TV)
This show is pretty damn good. Check it out sometime. Dr. House is a dick but he's always right...I love it. The cast is pretty good and it's created by David Shore...a Canadian.
Whistler: (TV)
I've only seen about 5 minutes of this shit, but fuck it...fuck it with a skillsaw in the ass so it fucking bleeds. It's a canadian version of the O.C. I guess, which is bad news to begin with. I've read comments from a guy who is actually from Whistler and he says that that show does not even come close to representing what Whistler is really like. There's not soo much lame drama and the people there are not as filthy rich as on the show. He says that money has been pouring into Whistler because of the 2010 olympics but that doesn't mean the people are rich.

He says that while characters on the show are sporting expensice Armany (sp??) suits while you are more likely to find young people decked out in MEC clothing and gear. MEC (Mountain Equipment Co-Op) is a Canadian brand of quality and affordable outdoor fashion and equipement used by campers, athletes, etc....not pretty frat boys and Hollywood or O.C. whores.

In conclusion, this show should burn like a flamming bag of dogshit on the neighbourhood prick's front porch.
Guns N' Roses: (Concert)
This show fucking rocked. Although it wasn't Guns N' Roses, Axl Rose and friends put on a hell of a rock show, complete with pyro, strippers, Trailer Park Boys and the best rock of the past 20 years.

The show started with Die Mannaquin....they sucked and we didn't really watch.

Then Suicide Girls came on the stage...well they didn't quite cum but it was pretty racy. This part of the show was just stupid filler and I didn't see the point of the burlesque show. Surely they could have found a better opener in an up-and-coming rock act. It was pretty boring and weird and I'm sure the Canadian audience wasn't all that impressed considering they could have just found a local strip joint and seen girls get completely naked instead of strippers getting down to panties and pasties. Whatever, the only impressive part was this girl with a hoola-hoop. That was pretty fucking nuts and I applauded her talent.

Sebastian Bach hits the stage. This guy got the show rockin' and man does he has a set of pipes....he sounded better than Axl. However, I didn't know any shit he played until the FUCKING TRAILER PARK BOYS showed up and Bubbles played Closer to the Heart by Rush and his song Liquor and Hoes. That was the highlight of the show and made it worth my $80. Bach got bored once for calling Ottawa Toronto but otherwise the crowd was pretty into him. I salute you Bach-man!

Finally at 12:05am, Axl N' Friends hit the stage. They fucking tore the house open. The pyro was so loud and hot it almost made me shit my pants. Axl recruited some top-notch musicians (though no Duffs or Slash's). This Guns N' Roses cover band kicked ass for a full two hours. My only complaint was Bumblefoot's performance. That stupid, but talented guitarist, fucking butchered Slash's solos. He tried to add his own style but that wasn't what people paid to see.

Robin Finck did awesome and shredded it up and he didn't look like a pussy ass goth from Nine Inch Nails that he did from the orginal Chinese Democracy tour. It was Richard Fortius's birthday and the Scotiabank Place and Axl sung him that lame old song. He mostly played rhythm, but when he actually did solo in November Rain, he was fuckign dead on and did Slash justice. He made up for Bumblefoot's massacre. They should really utilise his talents more often.

Dizzy (only remaining Gunner from the Illusions era) was pretty decent on keys and had a mediocre solo that slowed the pace of the show. Chris Pitman....I dunno who he is or why he was there. That fucker looked like he just came from a Miami Vice shoot in a white suit....wtf bro? He danced with a keyboard thing but I don't think he really played anything.....fire his useless new wave 80s ass. Frank Ferrer....new drummer. Looks like Brain (ex-Primus) is gone. Ferrer was good I guess, no solos or anything and you couldn't really see him and he rarely appearing on the big screens....he was no Matt Sorum...or even Steven Adler.

Axl, he was kicking ass all night. However, during quiet vocal parts, you could hardly hear him and it seemed like his voice gave out. When it came to challenging scales and long held wail, his pipes delivered with excellence. He still has amazing stage presence and is a great performer....he just needs to fuck off and change the name of the band and release the new material (which is amazing stuff, atleast the songs I've heard).

Overall, amazing Rock Show.
Highlights: Trailer Park Boys, Live and Let Die, Welcome to the Jungle (opener), and Paradise City (encore)
Lowlights: Suicide Girls, being called Toronto by Baz, and Die Mannaquin (especially when the lead singer/guitarist grabbed her purse before heading off stage....wow, you are rock n' roll).
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