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Dear Wiener,
I do have a story for you about Hollister and a couple of others.
I remember during our senior year when Hollister and I were living together he disappeared one night to go to Santa Barbara. Being a rather adventurous type, he stole BG's homemade bike and rode it all the way to Santa Barbara to visit a female friend. I think he left around 10:00PM. He made it to Santa Barbara, met the girl and got her to drive him back to Midland before breakfast.
There is another story, but I cannot remember the main character. All I remember is that he tried to escape from Midland by walking or hitching to Santa Barbara. He was somewhere on the San Marcos Pass when he saw a van coming toward him. He thought it was Ben Rich, so he jumped off the side of the road and ended up falling some 20-30 feet down a ravine and breaking his arm or leg, I can't remember.
Does anybody remember who this guy is. It seems like something Ruric would do.
There is one other story I remember very well. We used to call it lover hunting. I think it was Ruric, Jim Quick, Wiener, and myself who used to go out looking for lovers parked in cars. One night we surrounded a car and started beating on the ground with sticks. The terrified guy opened the car window and said, "I don't know who you are, but I love you." He rolled down the window and departed as soon as he could.
Here is another story about ANON during our senior year. ANON, Ruric and I were inspecting some freshman rooms. ANON brought along a broom which he proceed to insert in some poor freshman's ass. Just as things were getting interesting, Mr. Rich burst into the room and grabbed ANON by the hair and lifted him off the ground. I think that's how ANON lost his hair. For some obscure reason, Mr. Rich did not seem to think this episode was very funny, but we all got a lot of laughs out of it.
David
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