| Yo momma so hairy...you almost died of carpet burns when you were born. Yo Momma so nasty when i asked what's for dinner, she lifted up her feet and said "CORN"! Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo momma so fat she broke a branch off of the family tree. Yo mamma so fat that she has to wear two watches because she takes up two time-zones. Yo momma like a freezer, everyone sticks thier meat in her. Yo momma so skinny she made toothpicks go out of business. Yo momma so fat, she tripped on Wal-Mart, fell over K-mart, and landed right on Target. Yo momma so ugly she made blind kids cry. Yo mamma so ugly she makes legless kids run. Yo momma so stupid she fell up the stairs. Yo momma so Fat, She put on Guess Jean and squeezed an answer out. Yo momma so poor she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers. Yo momma so fat that when she fell, no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up. Yo momma is so stupid that she went to a family reunion to look for a date. Yo mama so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third. Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock on da floor and missed. Yo momma so fat, when she walked passed the T.V. I missed three commercials. Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and pissed on herself. Yo momma so fat that when she stood up everyone yelled out "ECLIPSE"! Yo momma so ugly her momma had to feed her with a sling shot. Yo mama so hairy she got affros on her nipples. Yo mamma so fat she ran outside in a yellow dress all the kids started running after her cause they thought they missed the bus. Yo momma hair is so nappy she's gotta take painkillers to comb her hair. Yo momma so hairy that she uses a weed wacker to shave. Yo momma armpits so hairy that she looks like shes got Buck Weet in a headlock. Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. Yo momma so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. Yo momma So fat she takes posters not pictures. Yo momma so ugly when she was born they put her in an incubator with tinted windows. Yo momma so old she made Fred Flinstone's BedRock. Your momma breath so wack she needs a tick not a tack but the whole DAMN PACK! *.��.���`�*.��.���`�*.��.���`�*.��.���`�*.��.���`�* Your Mama's so white she shops at KKKmart. Yo mama so greasy when she slid into second base, she ended up in Detroit. Yo mama so hairy she's a stunt double for Chubaca in Star Wars. Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice cubes down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh. Yo mama so stank, every time she opens her mouth she's talking shit. Yo mama's so fat that her ass has its own area code. Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone. Yo mama's so smelly, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slowdown, and Ban come off strike. Yo mama's so stupid, she gave birth to you. Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savingstime. Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale. Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer. Yo mama's so stupid, she stole free bread. Yo mama's so smelly, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask. Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks MCI is a rapper. Yo mama's such a drunk, if it wasn't for the olives in the martinies she would starve to death. Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!" Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch. Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu, and says, "Okay". Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him"Beaver". Yo mama's so ugly, that when she went to a haunted house, she came out with a job application. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company. Yo mama's so fat, her picture fell off the wall. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish. Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl. Yo mama's so smelly, even dogs won't sniff her crotch. Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery. Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes. Yo Mama so ugly when she was little her mom had to tie a porkchop around her neck so the dog would play with her. Yo mamas like a tv even a 2 year old can turn her on. Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody. Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way. Yo mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts because they think she is family. Yo mama's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Chicago, NY..... Yo mama's so fat she shows up on radar. Yo mama's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas. Yo mama's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joint Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies! Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her! Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?" Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower! Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote! Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested! Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone! Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween! Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday! Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects! Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry! Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers! Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut. Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat were in her right now Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code! Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... |
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