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got rid of the boyfriend .. cat was allergic
I would like to help you out .. what way did you come in?
I can tel your lying your lips r moving
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
Sorry my karma just ran over your dogma
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his
Roses r red, violets r blue, sugar is sweet, but the roses are wilting the violets r dead, the sugar bowls empty just like your head
Your jealousy is my energy wonder why im always so hyper?
I tried seeing thing in your point of view but I couldnt get my head that far up my ass
I wasnt born a bitch guys made me this way
Im not inconsiderate I just dont give a shit
Ill give you a nickel ill give you a dime, if u need boy bitch dont touch mine
I asked u once I asked you twice stay away from my man or pay the price
Mobile phones are the only thing men brag about having the smallest
Guys have feelings too .. but like who cares?
Hmmm, all stressed out and no one to choke
Warning: the bitch BITES
I can be nice, sweet an innocent .. but I choose not to be
How can I miss you ... if you wont go away
Excuse me but do you mind getting out of my life
Mirrors dont talk .. lucky for you they dont laugh
First god made man, then he had a better idea
I like you .. u remind me when I was young and stupid
Guys r like birds always checking out anything moving
For everyone who talks about me .. thanks for making me the centre of your world
dont care what u think of me .. it couldnt be half as bad as what I think of you
Im a genie in a bottle your just a tramp in a lamp If theres lipstick on your mans collar .. u can bet ya last dollar I made da fella holla
If you feel da world move and shake dats just me makin ur boyfriends heart break
I heard u braggin bout da time we kissed .. I only did it cos I was pissed
Any guy who can put up wid my shit .. deserves an award
Gurl dont flaunt it .. cos I dont want it
I had a party last night .. u didnt cum .. but your boy did .. twice
You dont know me .. but you wish you could
Could you drive better if I shoved ur mobile up ur ass
Im busy .. ur ugly .. have a nice day
Im smiling .. cos they aint found the bodies yet
TOUCH ME and I kill you
Im multi talented .. I can talk and piss you off at the same time
Next mood swing .. 6 seconds
This bitch bites back
I WILL take sweets from a stranger
Always do sober what you said youd do drunk .. that will teach you to keep your mouth shut
We dont devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks
Love your enemies ... it will piss them off
Milk does the body good .. but I think you need more
Try not to let your mind wander .. its too small to be out by itself
Cheeky Msn names
A truly wise man doesnt play leap frog with a unicorn
Britney Spears is like Barbie Fake and Plastic
Remember my name .. ull be screaming it later
I dont need your attitude I have my own
Hot guy hot gurl = hot time in bed
Im a hottie wid a good booty and I wanna get norty
U had better take some sleepin pills cos the only place ur gonna get me is in your dreams
Wot you see is what you want what you want is what you dont get, so drool on, move on and get outta my life
Smoke a smoke not a butt fuck me I aint no slut
I never said it was your fault .. im just blaming you
Scientists say 1 out of 4 people are crazy .. check 3 friends and if there not .. ur it!
Im smiling co sur my sister, and laughing cos u cant do nothing about it
Save Santa a trip - be naughty wid me
Finally 18, and legally able to do al the things I been doin since I was 12
I lost my teddy bear can I sleep wit you
At first u dissed me, now u wanna kiss me, haha boy u missed me
Sum call me a slut, sum call me a hoe, but they scream my name louder than you know
I'm blonde .. whats your excuse
Roses are red, lemons are sour open your legs and ill show u some power
Im the person my parents warned me about
I dont play hard to get I play to get you hard
Make love not war on a bed not the floor
Sex is kinky and a lotta fun, even if we are a lil too young
U like my name .. you should hear my number
Pornstar .. in training
Smile if you think im sexy
DANGER: this body turns on automatically
Dont just stare buy me a drink
I dont like sex I LOVE it
Boys wanted, no experience necessary
Sex kitten always purrrin
Keep your bananas away from my melons
The problem with the world today is everyone is a few drink short
Your not drunk if you can lie on the floor and not hold on
I drink to make other people interesting
Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol
Silence is golden, but yelling is fun
You never really grow up .. you just learn how to act in public
Nothing is illegal .. until your caught
Never admit to more than what youre accused of
Dont kiss behind the garden gate .. love is blind but the neighbours aint
That outfit would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor
Lifes like a boner .. when it gets hard .. fuck it
I dont have an attitude problem its supposed to be like this
Fuk is good, fuk is funny, lots of people fuk for money, if u think fuk is funny fuk yourself and save sum money
Lips r for kissing, beds r for rockin, clits r for carressin, clothes r for undressing, ears r for lickin, tits 4 suckin, clock is tikin lets get fuckin
Ill giv u a kiss, ill giv u a hug, ill take u to bed, fuck u for hours, I promis u dis it wont be a bore, one night wid me ull be beggin for more
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
I know u want me .. u know I want u .. so come over here baby and get sum too
Stoners live and stoners die but in the end we all get high, so if in life you dont succeed then fuck the world and smoke sum weed
Dont get mad get naked
Today is the tomorrow we said wed do something about yesterday
I am a butterfly, pretty to look at, hard to catch, but worth the chase
Boys r so complicated .. yet irresistible .. god I luv them
Id stop eating chocolate .. but im no quitter
I was born in the heavens up in the sky sent down to earth to put a tingle in your thigh
God made rivers, god made dirt, god mad guys so chicks could flirt
If all else fails .. wash your hair
The best cure for a broken heart is flirting
Boyfriends are like tampons .. they need to be kept on a strong secure string
Not even if you were the last boy on earth
Dont treat me any different than you would the queen
Warning: I have PMS and a gun
So many men, few who can afford me
Lip lockin, dik suckin, all night fuckin, tongue teasin, loads of pleasing,2 much thrustin, now ur gaggin lets get shaggin
I dunt come wid dice so dont play me
Spoiled rotten, never forgotten, daddys lil girl, livin in a dream worl and I aint afraid to confess im a lil princess
Diamonds are nice, so are pearls, but nuthin compares to us prendi gurls
i dont discriminate .. I hate everyone
seen it all .. dont remember most of it
I still miss my ex .. but my aims improving
I may not be as funny as jim carey, or as buff as arnie, but just like fred I can make your bed rock
Daddy;s lil grrrl if only he knew
Girls r like fishes .. ya gotta know where the best ones hide
If you treat a chick like a dog .. she's gonna piss on u
2468 feeling horny just cant wait 3579 I want ur body next to mine ABCD cum lie on top of me UVWX come on baby I want sex
M&Ms r choclate 24/7s r mints .. I want sex hint hint hint
