Certainly not running, or climbing on jungle gyms.  I mean seriously.  Is society that screwed up where kids aren't allowed to be kids anymore?
No running or pushing. Will they arrest the kids for playing tag in a playground? 

Please wait your turn, followed by slide use instructions. Tell me the reason why the parks comission needs to regulate the slide use.  After watching Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine, I would say public fear.

I could tear apart just about every rule on that sign, but I'd prefer not to belittle my argument. 

What about that 'No annoying behavior' rule?  you tell me one time a group of little kids didn't annoy the living piss out of you. 


So there it is, the reason that the Kiwanis Kiddie Park was also empty.


They outlawed little kids. 
In a kiddie park.
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