It seems that the most entertaining thing to do around here involves taking your vehicle for a drive...  Into the lake.  I cannot explain the reason as to why people would be seeing this as entertainment, but the local government saw the opportunity to restrict all remaining entertainment activities.



The funny thing is, the more rules they post, the more people end up breaking them. 
I suppose a gathering of homes with such little room to think or act freely can't even understand the function of a trash can.  It is obvious that  we would go and store all our valubles out in the garbage if it weren't for a warning slapped on our eyes halfway through the act..


It's like the management just hired a bunch of trained sloths and is looking to make sure they do right.
As far as bringing in some out of towners to enjoy the places we have to offer, every effort has been made to keep them out as well.
What more could you expect in a town where the closest thing to a night life is Unnamed*Mart and gasoline.
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