"We support free music. So go ahead! Download that shit!" - Mike

"In this country, people do not think about the sensitivity of young men. It's a real tragedy. For kids to be able to listen to bands like us who are able to express ourselves - not through violence and vulgarity - I think it helps them to learn to express themselves." - Chester

"We're not a bunch of goody-two-shoes, but we do have responsibility to ourselves and our families and the people in this group, and we respect that." - Chester

"Our Lincoln Park is in Santa Monica, CA. But when we started national touring, everyone thought we were a local band wherever we went, because there are so many Lincoln Parks everywhere. It was basically our band joke: we were local everywhere we went." - Mike

"We're not very photogenit!" - Brad

"We know who we are and we're not going to change that." - Chester

"We've been hit and broken things. Brad's guitar has hit me in the head before. I actually threw up in my mouth in Des Moines." - Mike

"My favourite jellybean is the pink one with the flavour inside." - Chester

"I'm just a regular guy, you know? There's no leotard and cape under my clothes. I shit, I piss, I drink too much and throw up, just like everybody else." - Chester

"I always wanted to be a rock star. That was my childhood dream. That's what I told everybody I was going to be when I grew up." - Chester

"Lying from you is heavy, breaking the habit is...epic I guess." - Mike

"The best part about european touring: probably the people and the food." - Mike

"I think we've all grown as artists and musicians, and hopefully it shows. That's not to say that we're making completely "mature" music, just a little more mature than the music we made 7 years ago." - Mike

"I learned not to be outside at dusk wearing shorts and a T-shirt in Biloxi, Mississippi... the insects apparently have no sympathy for tourists." - Phoenix

"If it ain't broke, break it, then superglue it together. When you're done, give it to a friend." - Joe

"I have an ass, its a nice ass but I don't go around showing it off like Chester does all the time!" - Joe

"I'm not a rapper, so I would be pretty bad at trying to rap in a band. Mike isn't naturally a singer, but the funny thing is he has a really good voice." - Chester

"We have another refridgerator with the same stuff in there too, well actually we got some soda in here and stuff and uh some 'smelly deli trays' and everyone's afraid to touch it." - Rob

"Here's our bathroom, today it smells rather fresh. That's not always the case." - Rob

"We're going to be coming out with Linkin Park toilet paper." - Brad

"Ozzfest is cool, but different. Lots of mullets, and tattoos, not so many teeth." - Brad

"The weirdest thing a fan has given me is Joe Hahn." - Brad

"Are you tight on me? Are you zoomed?...Fuzzy. I'm watching it in the screen. *Camera shifts down to his crotch* IM UP HERE! HELLO? UP HERE!" - Phoenix

"Marilyn Manson is one strange bird. I wonder how he stays so skinny." - Phoenix

"Everywhere out there, there are completly crazy girls that try at all costs to do some very original things, but I don’t pay attention to them at all. I just do my own thing and only find interest in my own true fans. They are the only ones that matter to me. But theres only one ideal woman out there for me (we all know who she is ;)!" - Chester

"We have people in the band who don’t trink or do drugs ……………….. some of us like sightseeing!" - Mike

"Move over, guys! Make room for Avril Lavigne, she’s a big star. We’re only a little rock band!" - Chester (being sarcastic)

"There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use the porta potty." - Chester

"Chester?" - Mike

"I remember this one!" - Joe

"Anyways, Mike went to use the porta potty and we were in the RV. It was Joe’s idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn’t mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was still in it." - Chester

"That’s not funny!" - Mike

"Yeah, it was. You should have seen the look on your face when you got outta there!" - Joe

Rob: "Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus, because he smelled so bad."
Chester: "Then we attacked him with air freshener."

"I’m a fashion bitch!" - Chester

Mike: "The best thing I’d ever done is when my brother went to oversea and I came back home as christmas present."
Chester: "In a box."
Mike: "Yes, in a box."

Mike: "Some kid told someone else they can get banned for calling us assholes."
Anna (Mike’s wife): "Mike, you’re an asshole."

"Mike is also sponsored by joe!" - Joe

"Mike, can you bring me a sandwich!" - Mike

"Brad, is it true that your mom is a hamster." - Brad

"The weirdest thing a fan has ever given to me is Joe Hahn." - Joe

Mike (sniffs & looks at Chester): "Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, who layed the egg!!!!"
Chester (smiles): "Quack, Quack!!!!!!"

Mike: "I’m going to sproud wings out of my ass one day and fly around the world."
Chester: "Sounds like fun, can I join you!"

Joe: "Mike, can I tell you something??? I swear, it’s not gonna be ………….."
Mike: "Shut up, Joe!"
Mike (calls out from the other side of the room): "Hey, Joe?"
Joe: "What?"
Mike: "Go away!!!!"

Mike’s mom: "C’mon, mama wants to see your smile."
Mike: "Mom, I´m on TV right now."
Mike’s mom: "HUH! There’s nothing wrong with being with your mother. *messes around with his face*"
Mike: "Mom!!! "

(Interview with Mike & Phoenix)
Interviewer: "Is it true you’re married!"
(both looking confused)
Mike (looks at Phoenix): "Yes, we are married!"
Phoenix: "Yes, we are married, we’re both gay!"
Mike: "Yeah!"
Interviewer (laughing): "Yes, of course you are!"