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The aliens had landed , again. Noone is all that surprised. An alarm rips thru the corridors of Choowa Itsu Demo Private School. "Dam otaku." A pair of aged and bloodstained eyes stare towards a nearby transport tube , even tho only Phyically 14 she has seen , done too much. In a rugged little squeak she commands total control from those now surrounding her "Ready the mecha." "But ma-am." Only one young woman dares question her orders " it has already taken so much , this time..." "I know." The mecha had stolen her very youth from her , and now it would steal her very soul aswell. ___________________________________________________ Underweartaker : "How did we get to Japan?" Ash : "I don't know , just keep running!" Ash : "There has to be another plothole arround here somewhere." Very Pregnant Ex-Girlfriend : "You'll pay for this you stupid shits!" Underweartaker : " Isn't leaping into holes what got us into this mess?" Ash : "But we used a condom." Underweartaker : "And it didn't break either time." Ash : "You reused my condom?!" Underweartaker : "But I turned it inside out first." _____________________________________________ Kat looks at the scene around her and backs away slowly. Wonders if any other e-feds are hiring. |
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Sex, lies, and phonecalls |
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR IN JAPAN
! ! ! !" Tracey yelled through the phone, causing Bob to flinch "I did just as the ticket said, I took the flight from gate 6 " Bob answer meekly "Gate 6 ? Why did you go to Gate 6 ? " Tracey demands irritably "Gate 6 ? Why did you go to Gate 6 ? " , causes Bob to flinch once again.. "I don't believe it, I leave you alone for ONE flight, and you end up in JAPAN ? ? " "Well you said the large red number in the middle was the gate number, so that's the gate I took.. " Bob begins. "Bob, do you have that ticket with you now ?" Tracey interupts him "Yeah, I have it in right in front of me.." "Is there anything written under that number ? Tracey asks "One sec.. It says etaG " "It says etaG ? Bob do you know what etaG means ?" Tracey asks dumbfounded "Umm no , I though it was some sort of airport code," "Bob.. it's not a code, you have the ticket upside down.." Tracey explains, as she looks through her purse for some aspirin. Bob pauses for a moment as he turns the ticket upside and realization sinks in "Ohhhhhhh, Gate 6 ! I see it now..." "Ok, Ill have to figure out a way to get you out of Japan.. " Tracey says, taken a moment to count to 10 " In the meantime can you call Kat and STAY with her ? I believe she's over there visiting family or something you do have her number dont you ? "Yeah I have it right here in my pocket" Bob says puling out a small card "Ok, give her a call then, and make sure your not looking at the number upside again ok ? "Of course Tracey, I wouldt do that again " Bob replies as he sheepishly turn the card right side up. "Ok , give me a call when you meet up with her ok ? " Tracey hangs up Choowa Itsu Demo Private School. ..... Kat had returned to Japan to visit her friends , whom she hadnt seen in a such a long time, though in truth they were more than her friends, these people were her family , many would call it a dysfunctional family, but they were a family all the same. Helping each other through good times and bad, and helping each other out of trouble, which they seemed to get into quite a bit.. Kat had excused herself from her friends to use the ladies room, when the phone in her purse began to ring. A mischievous look in her eye, 8888 reaches towards the phone, noticing the call display reading bob. "On no, what are you doing Yasu" One of her friends asked worriedly "Just going to have some fun." Yasu replies smiling "Yasu that's not right, Kat will kill you " but It was too late Yasu picked up the phone "Moshi moshi" Yasu answer's, trying to disguise her voice . . "Umm , Kat is that you ? " Bob asked confused "Bob, so nice to hear from you, how is America " "Umm I don't know.. " Bob begins "You know Bob.. I really miss you, youR so tall and handsome, I can't wait until we meet again, so I can hold you tight to my bosom... " Yasu says in a sultry tone "Umm Kat are you ok ?.. are you sick ? . .t" Bob asks both concerned and confused "No Bob, im not sick . . just very ..... hungry" Yasu says dramatically as one of her friends in the background tries to hold back her giggling " Too bad your not here to help .. satisfy that.. " "Umm, well Actually Im in Japan now, at the airport.. kinda lost here.. I was hoping we could meet up ? your the only person I know here..." " Your here in Japan !" Yasa says surprised , reverting back to her normal voice.. " Umm yeah, long story . . you sure your ok Kat ?, you sound funny . . " "Oh Im fine Bob-san" she answers, a wicked smile crosses her face " Ill send a cab to pick you up and bring you here ok Bob-san" she pauses for a moment and then says in a seductive voice "And when you get here Bob-san, it will just be the two of us , all alone , all .. night . . long , see you later lover " Yasu says making kisses sounds and hanging up, and her and her friend break up laughing. "What's so funny Yasu-Chan " Kat asks as she walks back into the room "Oh nothing, nothing at all Kat " yasu begins , a big grin on her face" " You had a call on your phone, I answered for you, hope you don't mind, thought it might be important" "Who was it ? " Kat asks "It was bob, he's at the airport, I was just going to call a cab to pick him up " "Bob's Here ! " Kat says happily " I better go pick him up " Kat says as she pick up her things and prepares to leave, just as she reaches the door. "Ok, Kat, can you do me a small favour please ? " she asks sweetly, in only the way Yusa can "Of course Yasa-chan" Kat replies , fearing the worst "Give him a big kiss for me " she answers breaking into a fit of laughter. |
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Sumimasen... |
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Kat-chan
(the poster) stared into her cup of sake , and tried to remember what else
was in there...she couldn't. "I feel fuzzy pink..." hjg twoihohwqohjno nmuhj54-05=4kuyko-kgfd.;g;,.; -_----___________________--------------------------- "Hi, I'm Hiro. You may be wondering what's happening in this scene, since we're not providing any descriptive narrative. Trust me when I say that it's for your own good...." ____________________________________ Kat pulls yasu's restrants just alittle bit tighter than needed. Kat "Could you give us alittle space Bob-san , girl talk." Yasu : "How many times do I haveto say i'm sorry?" Kat : "Until you mean it." Yasu : "Kat-chan , I don't think you have that long. OWWWOOWWOWOWOW I'm delicate!" Kat:"Good." ______________________________________________ Kat-chan (The poster) wakes up, inhales a snot vine that had fallen in her sleep. Scratches her delicate feminine parts. Belches cutely. "Chikushoo...what did I do?" All around her were broken bottles, and broken men, weeping softly. Possibly there was a connection. A police siren passed by in the distance, and she gave a little squeak as she rummaged through her panty drawers for the .45. Just then she saw the worst after effect of her wild night. The rest of her feuding post. "Wha...the..." She dropped the gun. "Yabai... shoganai daro." ________________________________________________ "Bob-san are you okay?" "That giant lizard just ate a train." "Another day another dinosaur , you seen one..." "But...the lizard..all those people..?" "Bob-san , welcome to Japan." __________________________________________________________ Kat-chan (The poster) : "I have dishonored my family for generations!!!" Trying to remember in who she put the suicide dagger. __________________________________________________ The road to all girls school is again closes due to mecha attack. "Again..." Kat sighs loudy as the trio exits the flaming vehicle wedged within the branches of a nearby tree. Cue the Koi Kai Rikugun (The badguys.) "We , the Koi Kai Rikugun , don't really want to know what we're doing here eighter..." (Unfortunately for the , reluctantly , invading force they happened to be a race of tentacle monsters..and we have no shame! In a cloud of multi-colored smoke the mythical blade appears above Kat's head. Kat sees it "not again , for the love of..." Not the Ingoo na shinpu Katana , i'm from Frisco , I don't want to be a magical girl again!" ________________________________________________ Ash has become one with the shadows , a rumor in the night , a myth, a legend....a player. "Every girl's magical, baby." He said, as he read the lines above him, just before he wiped , his face. Yes, that's right. His face. Ash flushed the toilet. __________________________________ "What the hell did that establish?" Underweartaker asks as the teenage girl neatly finished up his makeup. She giggled and blushed. Underweartaker became even more afraid...and just before his big Catwalk number. -------------------------------------- As the sirens screams come ever closer Kat-chan (The poster) makes the tag to her partner , Termin. "Die with great honor Termin-sama...there's cold beer in the fridge , help yourself" |
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Re: Sumimasen... |
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I would feud if I had any fucking clue what's going on.??? |
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Oh Fucking Shit... |
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OOC: asked you not to put that in All seems well at the Pontiac Silverdome in Pontiac, Michigan. It is a cloudless, sunny day, and our scene is awash in the perfect, bright blue of the sky. Little do the innocuous little homos of Michigan know, something is about to change all of that. With a flash of lightning and a burst of gamma rays, a black, totally badass hearse pulls up in front of the stadium, completely covered in awesome rock and roll bumper stickers and shit. The driver, a skeleton wearing a Run-DMC-esque Adidas jumpsuit, climbs out of the driver's seat and opens the back of the hearse, wheeling out a coffin, which is also covered in totally badass rock and roll bumper stickers and shit. Suddenly, the coffin explodes in a burst of flames and the Underweartaker rises out of it, leaping about 300 feet in the air before coming down to land on top of the building's enormous dome. "O Fortuna" plays in the background as the whole sky erupts into flames around the Undietaker, the fire outlining a huge pair of underpants against the blackened sky. At about that point, you come down from your acid trip and the Underweartaker strides purposefully to the doors of the stadium and enters. His black Adidas jumpsuit hides the badass aura coming from within the 'Taker as his footsteps echo down the hallway that leads to the locker room area. He walks around there for hours, until he finds the door marked "Ash/The Underweartaker." He enters and draws a huge samurai sword for no apparent reason. Thus ends a feud that made way more sense than anything else in this thread. |
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A time to choose... |
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"Yeaaaah, mutha fuckas welcome to
the biggest wrestling orgy in tha world!" Standin in tha
ring,surrounded by a blizzard of used panties... The Underweartaker plays only afew coards before again speaking into the mic , he is almost overpowered the near riot that is his audience. "Fast , loud , and crazy , just how I like it..." A blast of blood red smoke brings the , once near deaffening , crowd to a complete and total silence. Undertaker : (Yelling at a roadie just offstage.) "That wasn't in the script.!." Roadie : Quickly checks the pyro. "That wasn't us!" _________________________________________________________ As the third , "Death Dealing" , monster this week storms down the pack streets of Osaka Japan largely unnoticed a small force of magical schoolgirls gather to face yet anoughter anchient evil. Their tiny force is one short. A cry for aid comes from a sailor suited teenager , "Kat-chan transform quickly , we need you!" Kat : "No , I won't , I can't , not again!" Ash appears for the shadows , atomizes the monster with his Diesel powered , double barreled , boomstick , returns to the shadows. But more monsters are coming , more monsters are always coming. An even greatter evil now approaches... "Pika!!!" _________________________________________________________ Meanwhile , in the greenroom , Yasu , Bob , and Termin sit and wait. "Are we going to appear again in this fued?" Yasu : "I hope not , i,ve got places to go , traps to lay , and people to tie up." Termin : "T.M.I. Yasu-chan..." Bob : "Kat told me never to look her straight in the eye , that's when she strikes." Termin : "That would explain the blindfold." Bob : "But not the handcuffs." Termin : "Or the bullwhip." |
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Re: A time to choose...Part 2. |
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"Chu!!!" The other half of
the fearsome creatures cry reaches the ears of Osaka's , indifferent ,
rush hour , population , as pieces of several major buildings begin to
fall apon the street below without too much notice. The sailor suitted magical girls look at Kat expectantly "Kat transform , we need your power." "We need your ratings , the Ten'o'clock news has us beat." ____________________________________________ Kat-chan (The poster) : "Who do I get Kat in the smallest , Tightest , Magical girl outfit possible.....ah ha.!." ________________________________________ For no apparent reason Kat is suddenly engulfed in the pale glow of moonlight... "Not another cliche' anime transformation sequence.!." With only sparkles barely protecting , must of ("You perverts!") , her naughty bits Kat transforms into magical girl Kawaii Kisa Shi Sailor Usagi , and so does Bob.?. (Yet another needless Anime Nude Transformation Scene accident.) "Kat?" bob askes while trying to understand what He is doing in a hyper cute version of a Japanese schoolgirls uniform. "I have to save the world right now i'll explain later Bob-san , Just sit over there and don't touch , Anything" Bob agrees without words , but quietly wonders why he has an itch somewhere he never has before , somewhere differant , new... _________________________________________ Meanwhile , back with The Underweartaker....... The blood red smoke slowly clears to reveal , nothing , yet a , heavy , hearty laughter rings out from the rafters. The laughter , only for a moment , turns to words. "You will never escape your past..." _______________________________________ Kat-chan (The poster) : "Now how do I top that???" "Scene change." ________________________________________ Ash has learned alot about Japan in such a small amount of time , (Japan has public indecency laws too.) Turning towards his defence lawyer Ash asks in a tone of quiet respect. "How do you say , but she asked me to in Japanese?" |
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Re: A time to choose...Part 2. |
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"Termin-san, Ive posted my feud, can
you read please ?" Kat asks politely "Of course, one sec " Termin replies as he begins to read "Umm Kat ?" "Yes Termin-san ? " "About this school girl transformation thing.. " Termin begins "You said it would be ok Termin-san, it was to be funny" Kat replies "I hope I havent dishounered you" " Oh no not at all, I said it would be ok, but.. umm, you never quite made it cleared if Bob's naughty Bits were covered by sparkles . . " Termin replies ____________________________________________________________________ Although it was a warm day in osaka japan, Bob felt a bit of a chill in his new outfit, some gusts of wind were finding themselves in places . . . well in place Bob was not used to feeling some gusts of wind. Looking around, Bob walks towards a nearby tree with a bench and sits down, trying to hide himself from view, demurely crossing his legs as he does, but the skirt is so low it doesnt help much. Bob reaches up to scratch his head and perhaps hide his face, as he does so he notices for the first time something has been tied into his hair, pulling it carefully , his long flowing hair now beinr released and falling well below his shoulders .. "What ? ... since when do I have long hair ?" Bob thinks to himself, as he looks at to what has been placed on his head, a large hairpin with a small red heart in it. "I just got my hair cut last week.." Bob thinks to himself ____________________________________________________________________ "Umm, Kat-chan it was fine, but did you have to change his hair too" Termin asks "Yes Termin-San , it matches the outfit" Kat replies "Oh.. well, I guess I can't argue with that... " Termin replies as he gets up to have a beer, or two, or four.... |
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Re: A time to choose...Part 2. |
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Bob sits on the bench pondering his long , and for some
unknowen reason , Pink hair not really paying that much attention to the
life or death struggle only afew short yards away. "Magical pink sugar rush rainbow heart attack!!!" As the blow from Kat's Niginata (which appeared out of nowhere you want to know about , believe me) struck the fearsome beast again and again , each strike bringing the monster ever closer to death , and the schoolgirls ever closer to victory. A mixture of blood and sweat rolls down Kat's face " I foregot how much fun this can be , what a rush" Kat cries out while finishing the castration of the , nearly , fallen monster. Bob stands up only long enough to feel the cramps. Yasu : (From just off screen)"The first time is always wrost Bobbi-Chan." _________________________________________ Ash : (The poster.) "Wha the f..." Travis : (The poster) "Please hold me." Both : (Holding eachother , alittle too , tight.) "This is sooo gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ___________________________________________ Ash had been aquitted , twice , the , female judges always found him not guilty , and well hung. However he was down to his last twenty three Yen , and about to be pummeled by yet another angry mob of boyfriends. "Oh shit , I don't have the money to bribe the cops again , i'll haveto bury the bodies myself this time." __________________________________________ Underweartaker : (Bearly out shouting the laughter) "Who the hell are you!!!" The laughter only deepens. "Your only half right." |
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The choice is made... |
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Kat-chan (The poster) : "How am I
too get Kat-chan , Ash-san , And Bob-san out of Japan , I do'nt even
remember where match is set.?." "Kangac!!!" _________________________________________ Altho the battle against the monsters had rekindled Kat's love of the fight it was over far too quickly. "Dam , now that one was a bleeder!" Her once , too , cute , tight , uniform now covered in a cascade of blood. Bob doesn't say a word , the horror steals them all of them. "Don't worry Bob-san(?) , it comes off when you revert back." Bob looks up at only the face of a , low flying , Kat. "When is that?" Kat : "I'm not sure." _________________________________ The horrorfied crowd disappeared like the smoke , as did the roadcrew , The Underweartaker alone , save for the constent laughter. And the laughter again speaks. "Have you forgotten so quickly?" " You sonofa...I remember!" Ash screams out at the sky itself. "Then keep our promise." ___________________________________________ Kat-chan (The poster) : " oh...this good stuff..." This time the mess on the floor is only half her. Slumping herself over her computer one more time. "Scene change liney thingy." _________________________________________________ Ash had somehow , again , avoided yet another , rightful , butt whooping , but , only now does he notice an even bigger problem lumming over him , the wrighter is out of ideas. "Darnit , I knew this plot was going nowhere , fast." Leafing thru the script. Weapping. ___________________________________________ Kat-chan (The poster) : " I'de be likeing too tell you worst is over.....but..." __________________________________________ The second rush of rainbow color sparkles signals yet another , needless , costumb change. Now back in there street clothes Bob can't help but feel that he had lost something, somewhere , somehow. "Kat?" "Bob-san , do you REALLY want to know?" "Um...no , I guess." "Good idea Bob-san." _________________________________________ Kat-chan (The poster.) Running on Sake fumes. : "I guess I should tie up all those lose ends sometime soon." "Naaha..." |
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The laughter begins to tear at The
Underweartakers very soul. The laughter cuts itself short once again. "Fulfill our bargain." The Underweartaker quickly searches his mind , and his pockets , for something. "Pay your price." The Underweartaker : "Is this what you want?" Only now does a tall man , darkly plain , remove himself quickly from the rafters shadow. The fall from three stories ends on boot tips barely apon the ground , The Underweartaker comes closer to the shadowman inch-by-inch. A mixture of wonder a fear flows thru him. "Is this what you want?" He screams again , now only feet from the dark man. "Hell yes , you owe me $17.59 for that , cheapassed , stringy , excuse for a Steak dinner." "I told you I left my wallet in my other pants." "Those ARE your other pants." "Too true..." __________________________________________ Ash's tears slowly dry as he finally realliezes. " No more ideas , means no more running for my life in every post." Kat-chan (The poster.) : "Sumimasen Ash-san , I am saving bests for last..." "Be seeing you next post Ash-san..." Ash ( Jaw on the floor. ) : "Holy shi....." _______________________________________ Bob , Kat , and Yasu only now finally reach the gates of Choowa Itsu Demo Private School , the all girls academy now lumes impossingly above them. Bob : "THIS is , your school , Kat.?." Kat : "Hai Bob-san , home sweet home." The , lazer tooting , robotic sentinels shortly gave them the signal to pass thru. They pass row after row of schoolgirls practising with every weapon knowen to Woman. Kat-chan (The poster.) : "That's about 195/6ish more then knowen to Man." Hundreds of powerful spells rumble the earth below their feet , and as many split it , Bob barely keeps himself from falling into , yet another , instant fissure. "Watch your step Bob-san....must be Gym class again." Yasu : Iie , Kat-chan , recess." |
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Shocking Secrets... |
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(O.O.C. This is too be an normal Friday
night here at house.) Kat-chan (The poster.) "I am again too be telling you Bleeder-san , a very little Sake in an big cup of much tea is to be doing me very much o.k." Bleeder (The poster.) : "Not when it's catnip tea!" "Anata Baka Oobeijin!!!" "Oobeijin , atleast i'm from here , go eat some rice , or something!" "An who fault as that to be???" (Click , clack.) "Everythings alright Kat , just put down that shotgun..." "Than too be giveing back to me of the Sake bottle , I have very much wrightings too do..." _______________________________________ Apon entering the , massive , fortress like , school building itself Bob's sence of dis-ease only grows. They pass thru corridor after , seemingly endless , corridor filled with , blood-covered , magicial weapons of every , shape , size , form , and type immagineable , and afew that aren't. Kat : "Has the principal perfectted it yet Yasu-chan." Bob wisely keeps silent. Yasu : "Not yet Kat-chan...but soon." ____________________________________________ The Underweartaker walks slowly from the , seemingly abandon , arena to his nearby trailer. "Darn he wins every year..." ________________________________________ Kat-chan (The poster.) : "Ash-san could to be halfway for too San Fransisco by now , but is not too be happening..." Ash : (From , almost , fully within a iceburg off the Alasken coast.) "K-k-k-k-Kat...the...ice.pick..to.me...give....please.?. Kat-chan (The poster.) : "Iie Ash-san , I am asked you very much nicely to stops meowing at me , now you suffer.!." "Note to Lance Canada-sama you may thaw him out for match if you wish , justs set an oven to 350 Degrees for and hour and fifteen , Please to be careful not to over cook..." _________________________________________ Kat-chan : "Sumimasen Yasu-chan , I wish I could have stayed longer , tell everybody I said good-bye." Yasu : "Can do." she ends in a , friendly ,mocking salute. The cockpit door of the secret bullet train below the all girls school quickly closes airtight. A hidden train with room enough to carry thousands of , Very well armed , troops , and hundreds of mecha into the very heart of any battle quickly takes to a blinding speed while remaining in total and absolute silence. Bob : " Kat?" Kat : "Yes Bob-san." Bob : "Wha kindda school is dis?" Kat snickers slightly "Just your typical All Girls school Bob-san" Bob : "I was fraidah dat." The journey from Osaka Japan to New York City U.S.A.will take far less that an hour. |
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